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Sentences about eating durian in the middle of the night and posting on WeChat Moments (40)

Part 1 of a sentence about eating durian in the middle of the night and sending it to Moments

1. Don’t sing with a microphone after eating durian, if you still want the microphone.

2. Every time I eat durian-flavored food, I feel sorry for the person next to me.

3. It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten durian. It’s really delicious.

4. I ate durian secretly and paired it with watermelon to reduce the heat. It seemed that I couldn’t eat it, which was embarrassing

5. I like to eat durian, and I will eat it as soon as I get home from now on. , she would buy a durian for me to eat hahaha

7. Eating durian early in the morning is very exciting. I must have been a durian in my previous life.

8. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I actually received the durian. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about and treats me with sincerity

9. My second dog also likes to eat durian. Every time he throws a few pieces on the core, he is responsible for licking them clean.

10. I couldn’t hold it back. My classmate and I each ate a durian candy during class.

11. After exercising, I couldn’t hold back and ate durian white. Needless to say, this durian was so hard to swallow! I haven’t eaten any ripe durians recently!

12. I don’t like oranges, durians, and quiet. Please don’t always remember what your ex likes?

13. When they hear durian, some people may say that it smells like cat feces and is as unpleasant as nose; but some people think it is fragrant and sweet. Its shape is oval, resembling a watermelon, but its surface is covered with "steel spines" as hard as cones, always on guard against animals that covet it.

14. Eating durian will give you a feeling of happiness, and with the rare weekend break tomorrow, you will be so happy that you take off

15. I don’t like eating durian, but if you like eating durian, then you can If you like it, you have to pull me and tell me that durian is so delicious, how can you not like to eat it? Durian is the best in the world. It’s wrong for you not to like durian

16. I said I want to eat it Durian So I have durian to eat. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat but that someone takes what I say to heart.

17. Durian doesn’t want to stop either.

18. After eating durian in the afternoon, I burped or smelled of durian at night, so happy!

19. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein, and a variety of vitamins, and is quite nutritious. Therefore, it is well deserved the nickname "King of Fruits".

20. After all, one has to grow up and learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy. Part 2 of a sentence about eating durian in the middle of the night and sending it to Moments

21. Those who dare to eat durian on a big bus can only be thick-skinned people.

22. Today’s lesson, don’t eat durian biscuits outside, and don’t even open the outer packaging.

23. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.

24. What’s new today is that Xiao Chang knows that I like to eat durian. Yesterday I bought a big one to pick me up. I can only give my uncle a cute look. He bought another one today but he is not familiar with Angrily. He keeps answering the phone: How can he eat durian in his mouth?

25. Durian is also very nutritious value. Durian fruit is extremely nutritious, containing a large amount of sugar, high calories, and rich vitamin content, including high levels of vitamin A, vitamin B, and vitamin C. So people gave it the nickname "King of Fruits".

26. I really want to eat durian, durian pizza, durian cake, durian mille-feuille, and it’s sad to see the refrigerator getting empty.

27. I ate KFC all day and ate a lot of durian in the evening. I was very satisfied.

28. Life is like durian. Some people find it smelly, while others find it fragrant. There is no absolute right or wrong, just make yourself happy.

29. If you like to eat durian, you can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.

30. I really want to eat durian! After getting dressed and getting ready to go out, as soon as I opened the door and walked out of the yard, a heavy rain fell without warning.

31. I accept this idea, after all, I like eating durian myself.

32. Life should be like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat

33. I like strawberries, but I don’t like strawberry-flavored things, and I don’t like durian. , but I am indeed a weirdo if I can eat durian thousand layers.

34. One person ate a whole durian, which was so full and full of calories.

35. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone, so I ended up eating durian in the evening.

36. The durian mille-feuille is really super delicious. It melts in your mouth and tastes great. Is there anyone who likes durian mille-feuille as much as me?

37. Recently I really like eating durian. Brother Dong makes a vomiting expression every time he sees me eating it. He really doesn’t enjoy food.

38. I like eating watermelon, but you have to go through all the hard work to make it the best in the world. The only one that tastes best is durian. I don’t eat durian, and you still want to say that I’m ignorant and ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian

39. I ate three in five days Durian, if you eat this today, will you get angry and burn me to death... But I still want to eat it

40. I really like durian, jackfruit and cherries. My dad said that he was born in a poor family. There is also Zhang Furen’s mouth. Eat hot pot in the middle of the night and send beautiful sentences on WeChat Moments

Eat hot pot in the middle of the night and send beautiful sentences on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. I eat hot pot, and you eat the hot pot base. .

2. Eating hot pot on a snowy day and sweating profusely is called Su Hu.

3. I miss you more than eating hot pot on a snowy day.

4. I want to eat spicy shrimp, eat barbecue, eat desserts, eat egg tarts, eat pistachios, eat pecans, eat lime potato chips, eat spicy beef jerky, eat roast duck, eat sesame seed pancakes For meat, eat McFlurry, eat hot pot, eat boiled meat slices, and eat cold pot skewers.

5. I love hot pot and barbecue so much. I was a hot pot person in my previous life.

6. I went to eat hot pot with some good buddies at noon. The buddies asked the waiter how much it cost. "Clear soup 58 yuan, spicy 88 yuan",

7. Hot pot and barbecue are foods that kill time and patience and can only be eaten with the people you love most.

8. Winter is coming soon. I want to wrap up my coat and go eat hot pot with snowflakes falling on my head. All regrets will be left in this year.

9. There is no other reason why my family wants to fall in love. The main reason is that it is cold and no one eats hot pot together.

10. Going out to eat hot pot? I please.

11. The world is not worth it, but hot pot and I are.

12. Don’t be too happy eating hot pot in an air-conditioned room in summer, hot pot is the light of humanity.

13. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, the hot pot is full of spiciness. To eat hot pot, you need the mandarin duck pot. After boiling the spicy food, rinse it with clear soup and add dipping sauce to make it delicious.

14. I love eating meat, I am serious and timid, and I will do it all the time.

15. The two halves of the hot pot are delicious, and the whole line of mutton goes to the sky.

16. Watching the sunrise, I saw a mermaid on the beach picked up a fortune bead and then went out to sea to fish. At noon, I found a hot pot restaurant and cooked it.

17. On such a cold day, I really want to take you out to watch me eat hot pot.

18. Go to eat beef hot pot with the boss. The boss gave me a big piece of beef tendon and said it was delicious. Then I was still chewing on that piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

19. Time has taught me that except for express delivery and delicious food, I don’t have to wait for anyone.

20. This season is perfect for hot pot. Looking at the steaming hot pot, I feel that life has become hot and hopeful in the cold winter. The cold heart was instantly warmed. Eating hot pot in the middle of the night and posting beautiful sentences on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

21. Because I didn’t get a manicure, my sadness and anger turned into appetite, and I enjoyed the hot pot of my dreams alone. It’s nothing special, I just can concentrate on it. Just eat eat eat.

22. Wrap February’s bad mood into the fat beef and eat it in one bite with the hot hotpot base and delicious peanut butter.

23. To me, loneliness does not mean that no one is with me, but that no one understands me. Eating hot pot makes you want to burst into tears, okay? People who are less likely to cry and laugh less may be easily distressed and hurt.

24. Winter is the season for eating hot pot, and I want to be a fat girl Ansheng.

25. My life is so joyful and happy. I have a hot pot meal at the beginning of the month. I feel that only in this way can I enjoy delicious food!

26. Love can be discussed slowly, but hot pot should be eaten while it is hot.

27. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, but without hot pot, the soul will be lost.

28. They say they want to fall in love before winter comes, but in fact they just want to eat hot pot.

29. I want to eat spicy strips, hot pot, and drink beer... But I just had my teeth pulled out, and I don’t dare to eat any strong food. I starve to death, oh no, I’m just greedy to death.

30. Taste to the extreme. Before it enters the throat, it is already overflowing with mellow aroma. Before it is tasted, it is already revealing its extraordinary taste.

31. Why does hot pot have little fat cows and little fat sheep, but not little fat pigs? Because the little fat pigs gather around the table to eat the little fat cows and little fat sheep.

32. There is no banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while.

33. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuan people! In winter, it is really a very happy thing for the whole family to gather around the hot pot and eat hot pot.

34. It’s a good idea to eat hot pot in cold weather to warm up your body!

35. I have been thinking about hot pot for a long time, but I caught an earthquake on the first day I came here. However, I didn’t feel the earthquake while walking, but the earthquake was clearly felt in Zhengzhou in the distance. Fortunately, everything was safe.

36. It’s really not a lie. I’ve put on all my clothes, but my hands are still icy. I can only hope for hot pot! hot pot! hot pot! hot pot!

37. If you choose to eat hot pot in winter, you will eat enough food and clothing; if you choose to eat hot pot in summer, you will eat the accent; learn to change, just like the tiger here does not eat the pig.

38. I also want to eat hot pot in summer, and there is something called hot pot ice cream in this world! The ice cream is cold and will offset the calories so you won’t gain weight!

39. If you love hotpot so much, you must have been a hotpot in your previous life.

40. In addition to the four seasons and distances, this world also has ideals and hot pot. Eating hot pot in the middle of the night and posting beautiful sentences on Moments (Part 3)

41. When eating hot pot today, I discovered a secret: use sesame paste + chili oil (mixed with the soup base) to make a dipping sauce, and the sauce will get thicker the more you mix it. Thick, so thick that it can’t be stirred.

42. I heard that hot pot goes well with snowy days, so who wants to eat hot pot with me? I will eat and he will pay the bill.

43. In the middle of winter, how can you lose weight if you don’t eat hot pot, rice noodles, spicy barbecue, skewers, sauerkraut, fish, roast duck, cakes and beef noodles?

44. Friends spend their lives together, one hot pot after another.

45. There will never be a time when I don’t want to eat. When the weather is cold, I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles, Malatang and the like to warm up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and there are also amazing Food intake.

46. We ate hot pot together two nights in a row, and my voice protested a little. I have always had you in the best of times and the worst of times.

47. I love this steaming world.

48. You don’t need a copywriter to eat hot pot.

49. Winter is the best time to eat hot pot with you.

50. My world has never been about others. I eat hot pot alone, feel the heat of the hot pot, and feel the enjoyment on my tongue brought by the delicious food!

51. There is no fate between you and me, we only rely on hot pot to survive.

52. Eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup is an indescribable taste.

53. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is eating hot pot alone without money.

54. Eat hot pot with friends at home on a snowy day. Couldn't be more suitable.

55. In winter, you need some hot food.

56. Two young ladies who had spicy Malatang for dinner and made an appointment to eat rice noodles at noon tomorrow are disgusted by how dirty and poisonous the bottom of the hot pot pot is, and they will not eat it if others treat them.

57. A warm current on a snowy day. The baby is not here, so I have to add a picture of summer (next time I will take you to eat hotpot). Life has taught me, and also advised some boring people not to be too curious about other people’s lives. Don't live too vulgarly. If you are ugly, you should read more.

58. If you are unlucky, no matter where you sit while eating hot pot, the smoke will blow in your face.

59. After getting off work, I went to buy groceries. Mimi came back from a business trip today. We went home to eat hot pot together. After the hot pot, we went to watch the glory of the Tang Dynasty to welcome the two-day weekend.

60. This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea, and watch the first snow with the people I like. Selected funny copywriting about eating hot pot in the middle of the night and adding poison to the circle of friends

Selected funny copywriting about eating hot pot in the middle of the night and putting poison in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Can always accompany the person who eats hot pot , that must be someone who understands you; someone who can ask you to have hot pot must be someone of the same kind.

2. Taste to the extreme. Before it enters the throat, the aroma is already overflowing. Before it is tasted, it is already revealing the extraordinary.

3. For foodies, a rainy day is equivalent to eating hot pot.

4. I want to eat hot pot again. Autumn is a good time to eat hot pot.

5. I didn’t lose weight today because it was so happy to eat hot pot in the cold weather.

6. Anyone who can sit and eat hot pot with you means that you are from the same world.

7. On a snowy day, you should stay at home, eat hot pot, look at the snowy scenery outside the window, and lie down in bed to sleep.

8. I couldn’t sleep and I was so hungry that I wanted to eat hot pot!

9. Life has given me a bag of hot pot ingredients, and I want to make it a continuously boiling hot pot.

10. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, but without hot pot, the soul will be lost.

11. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion. The best winter is to eat hot pot with the people you like.

12. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is eating hot pot alone without money.

13. When it’s cold, you’ll find excuses not to exercise or to eat hot pot. If you’re in a good mood, you’ll have even more excuses to eat extravagantly! When should I start losing weight?

14. Delicious things should be eaten in the stomach, and lovely people should be kept in the heart.

15. Return the singing to the night, return the road to the end, return the fruits to the seeds, and return the hot pot to me.

16. You don’t need a copywriter to eat hot pot.

17. I like to eat when I am unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I am very unhappy when I gain weight.

18. The greatest effort some people make to lose weight is to have a bottle of sugar-free drink while eating hot pot, barbecue, or cake.

19. The secret to staying happy is to eat hot pot.

20. High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods. After busy for two hours, Master Chen decided to have hot pot. Selected funny copywriting about eating hot pot in the middle of the night and poisoning the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. Winter is suitable for watching snow, falling in love, eating hot pot, and sighing. There is no snow in the south, and I can't eat hot pot because I have a bad stomach. It seems that I can only sigh, but good luck will slip away when I sigh, so I'd better read books and watch TV shows.

22. I am waiting for the pot to boil, and I am also waiting for you to come.

23. This is the first snow I’ve seen this winter. On snowy days, I want to eat hot pot with the people I like.

24. My world has never been about others. I was eating hot pot alone, feeling the heat of the hot pot and the enjoyment on my tongue brought by the delicious food!

25. I didn’t like hot pot before, but now whenever it rains or the weather is colder, I just want to eat it. I think maybe I just like the feeling of sitting around and having fun.

26. If I love hotpot so much, I should have been a hotpot in my previous life.

27. It’s not a big deal if one person eats hot pot, one person cooks salt water, and one person moves.

28. People who can eat hot pot together must belong to the same world.

29. I went to eat hot pot with some good buddies at noon. The buddies asked the waiter how much it cost. "Clear soup is 58 yuan, spicy soup is 88 yuan."

30. If your brain can't hold anything, use your stomach to hold it.

31. When you look at me eating spicy hot pot, you don’t know whether it’s because it’s so spicy that your face is red, or your heart is pounding.

32. Good beef, so juicy, good taste, Chaoshan Live Beef Hot Pot.

33. Eat hot pot fish, invite your three or five friends to flirt with each other, let’s have fun together, and let’s enjoy the delicious food brought by the fish together!

34. I eat vegetarian dishes in hot pot, so I definitely won’t gain weight.

35. Eating hot pot is a must-have for Sichuan people! In winter, it is really a very happy thing for the whole family to gather around the hot pot and eat hot pot.

36. Surrounded by the hot hot pot, I feel warm and cozy. The only thing missing is my missing son! It’s almost winter vacation!

37. You are in the bright sunshine in the south, the wind is beautiful, and I am in the cold night in the north, in the ice and snow; if I have time before I catch a cold, I will put on those thick long johns, stretch out my waist and wipe the water, and then Have a hot pot meal.

38. This is probably what I call a good feeling. I hope my business can be prosperous and I can have a hot pot meal at the beginning of the month!

39. Return the song to the night, return the road to the destination, return the fruit to the seed, and return the hot pot to me.

40. It is the source of motivation for me to experience the glory of life. Go through ups and downs, go through fire and water, no matter what. Selected funny copywriting about eating hot pot in the middle of the night and putting poison in the circle of friends (Part 3)

41. I really want to eat barbecue, spicy hot pot, barbecue, delicious, hot pot and all kinds of delicious food.

42. On such a cold day, I really want to take you out to watch me eat hot pot.

43. I finally ate the curry hot pot that I have been thinking about for a long time, and I will be in a great mood tomorrow at the weekend.

44. I can’t help but want to eat spicy strips, hot pot, spicy soup and other spicy food... It’s been too long. Still have to exercise restraint.

45. Time has taught me that except for express delivery and delicious food, I don’t have to wait for anyone.

46. Hot pot and barbecue, a food that kills time and patience, can only be eaten with the people you love the most.

47. Daily ~ Bringing your parents here to eat hot pot is perfect for hot pot on a snowy day ~

48. Winter is really suitable for two people to go out together and go shopping for Christmas together Go to the market, soak in hot springs together, go to an amusement park together, and eat hot pot together.

49. I went to eat hot pot with my friends the day before yesterday. When I was about to start eating, I saw that there were some ingredients missing, so I asked the lady boss if she had sesame sauce! The landlady looked confused and said that there was no mahjong, but poker. I'll go, boss lady, can we stop making trouble?

50. When you are upset, the secret to staying happy is to eat hot pot.

51. Milk tea and hot pot turn Tuesday into weekend.

52. Hot pot time with Xiao Zhou.

53. Cook one pot and eat until eternity.

54. The weather is cold and I don’t want to eat hot pot alone!

The weather was 55.40 degrees and we went out to eat hot pot with a mother who was pregnant with her second child. We were not afraid of getting angry at all, not at all, not afraid...

56. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, spicy hot pot It's so delicious. If you want to eat hot pot, you should have the mandarin duck pot. After you rinse the spicy food, rinse it with clear soup and add dipping sauce to make it delicious.

57. The moon fell into the sea, and it will be fished out of the sea tonight.

58. There are so many handsome guys in the world, but it’s not as good as Chongqing Old Hotpot.

59. I’m in a bad mood, so make the hot pot more spicy.

60. Life has given me a bag of hot pot ingredients, and I want to live it forever.

Summary of hilarious sentences about eating durian in Moments (40)

"Durian is like a hedgehog, solid spherical, with many hard thorns on the surface..." Many people eat it in life. When eating durian, you can write down your mood at this time and post it on social platforms in sentences about how you feel about eating durian. So are there any sentences about the mood of eating durian that you can refer to? Funny sentences about eating durian in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. There is a delicious thing called durian that makes you forget to leave. Those who love it praise its fragrance, and those who hate it complain about its smell! Life is like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat!

2. I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. What made me happy was not that I had durian to eat, but that someone took what I said to heart.

3. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I wanted to say to it: "We will never meet again in this life."

4. I was probably a durian in my previous life.

5. There are too many things that make you happy. For example, when you want to eat a durian box, it will soon appear in front of you.

6. Even though I was hiding in a corner and eating durian, I was still discovered by the dead dog.

7. I said: I want to eat durian, so I have durian. Eating life is like durian, the better it gets, the sweeter it gets#

8. Durian is a A unique and nutritious fruit. Its peculiarity lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

9. Those who like to eat durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.

10. What’s new today is that Xiao Chang knows that I like to eat durian. Yesterday I bought a big one to pick me up. I can only give my uncle a cute look. He bought another one today but he is not familiar with Angrily. He keeps answering the phone: How can he eat durian in his mouth

11. A person who is still eating durian in the middle of the night The pregnant mother ate all the durians in one night

12. She secretly ate durians and paired them with watermelon to reduce inflammation. It seemed that she said she couldn’t eat them, which was embarrassing

13. Follow the trend, As long as I think about it, I will arrange it. Life is like durian, the better it gets, the sweeter it becomes as I eat it. < /p>

15. Although durian is smelly, its pulp is very delicious. Otherwise, how can it be called the king of fruits? The pulp of durian is sweet and tastes great. When you take a bite, the fragrant and pure taste goes straight into your heart, making your heart sweet.

16. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death... But I still have to eat it

17. The third thought Eating durian milleple layer was dissuaded by the snowy white sun in Guangzhou. It was too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my previous life and was so afraid of heat.

18. When I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn’t eat it, I cried with greed.

19. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I actually received the durian. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about me and treats me with sincerity

20. Durian, durian, eat durian happily with my big brother. Funny sentences about eating durian in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. Durian has long round leaves, pointed tops, cymes, light yellow flowers, football-sized fruit, solid skin, dense triangular thorns, and pulp. It is composed of meat buns with arils. The meat is light yellow in color, sticky and juicy. When eating durian for the first time, the unusual smell can make many people "put away". However, there are also many people who have been addicted to durian since taking the first bite. You will be attracted by the special aftertaste and texture of durian.

22. How pitiful it is that you can’t eat durian. When you go to the supermarket, you can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them. The same goes for mangos and pineapples. Even if you hide in a corner and eat durian, you will still be discovered by a dead dog. .

23. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and then kill it

24. People who like durian never hide it and always like it. People who don’t like durian , not pretentious, just disgusting when I smell it

25. If I could travel through time, I would win a piece of durian in front of Newton’s house,

26. I love durian pizza so much Yes, I feel like I was just a durian in my previous life.

27. My little brother doesn’t like fish or kiwi fruit. He’s really stupid. Fortunately, he likes durian.

28. Ordered two portions of cheese grilled durian, so delicious! If you like durian, just go for it!

29. I ate very delicious durian today. Even my husband, who never likes durian, ended up competing with me to eat it.

30. I learned that there are people around me who don’t like to eat durian, and they won’t eat the durian mille-feuille they bought. It’s really a pity. It’s so delicious and I don’t want to try it. It seems like I’m the only one who wants to eat it. Eat a little

31. You can resist eating, but you can resist eating durian.

32. From not eating durian to falling in love with durian, it really only takes a moment! I was already overly angry with cherries, but I couldn't help but eat a piece of durian. If I wasn't overly angry, I would definitely buy 2 boxes.

33. When I eat durian, it feels like my little baby is moving in the stomach. He must be another cute little one who loves to eat durian.

34. My husband disliked me for eating durian, saying that such a pretty girl likes to wear something.

35. What do I smell! Eating durian on the train is so breathtaking!

36. I like to eat strawberries, but I don’t like to eat strawberry-flavored things. I don’t like to eat durian, but I can eat durian millelay. I am indeed a weirdo.

37. I really want to eat durian, durian pizza, durian cake, durian mille-feuille, and it’s sad to see the refrigerator getting empty.

38. Today is also the day I want to eat durian cakes and mung bean cakes. I will collapse without a holiday for half a month.

39. There is no trouble in the world that a piece of durian cannot solve. If one piece is not enough, get a whole one

40. I haven’t seen durian for a long time and I really miss it. It’s the season to eat durian.