How to find a girlfriend quickly?

Lesson 1: The first plan: the iron plan. With the development of society, MM has become more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. It is best to wear an iron mask if you want to win over a girl without getting hurt by her. Protected by an iron face, he can say disgusting words without blushing. His sister's nose won't be sore after being hit by her jade hands, and his eyes won't be dazzled. When my sister is tired and annoyed, she will agree. An iron face is far better than having both ability and political integrity! My advice is not to use this strategy in Dayang. Dayang's girls are so powerful, they are like tigers among tigers. This strategy is especially ineffective in the happy E family. You have the iron face strategy, and the Oriental girl has the kicking skills.

The second plan: discount plan. When you see a girl, you must first calm down. If sex is not attractive, people will be obsessed with it. Don't mess up your shooting skills when you see MM. No matter how beautiful or proud the girl is, you can check it out at a discount. Just because she's beautiful doesn't necessarily mean she's meek. She's a beauty, but she might be a loser. No matter how good the girl is, if the discount reaches her ankles, she will be ignored by everyone. Don't take MM seriously, that's half the battle, I believe this. Girls are unpredictable, so don't discount her too much or lose interest in her. An old man once said that we should ignore MM strategically and pay attention to MM tactically.

The third plan: swing plan. Anyone who has experience playing on a swing knows that in order to swing high, you need to apply force step by step. To successfully soak a MM, you have to increase your strength step by step. If you put more force today and less force tomorrow, you can only hang around in the same place. Unless you are a worldly expert who spends three days fishing and two days drying nets to keep your breasts balanced, you will have nothing but a golden gun to hold in your arms and watch other girls come and go. Remember, you have to be organized when picking up girls. You can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry. Picking up girls is like being a human being, you need to take it one step at a time.

The fourth plan: eating grass. A good horse never eats grass that turns back, so a good horse is always hungry. In this world, as long as MM exists, GG's fate will be one more day. When girls are thrown away like a bear breaking off a stick, fortunately you are not a bear. It doesn't matter if you don't have a stick under your arm at the moment. You can go back and walk around again. Many girls dive very deep, so be careful to look for clues of the beauty shark. Xin GG studied this strategy nine hundred years ago. He said that when he suddenly looked back, the girl was there in the dim light.

The fifth plan: the top hat plan. Everyone likes to wear high hats, and MM is a human being, so MM likes to wear high hats. A GG who knows how to flatter a girl is a good GG, and a GG who knows how to flatter a girl is even more outstanding among people. This strategy is not easy to grasp. Some high-level girls can only be defeated by high-level flatterers. The sweet-tongued GG has a girl to hold her. She has come from practice and will continue to go to practice. It is easy to attack a girl who falls down, but you must not attack a girl who falls down frequently. For example, beware of the Eastern girl hiding in the rabbit kicking eagle position when she falls to the ground.

The sixth plan: the yellow flower plan. The golden flower plan refers to the fact that youth is perishable, and many things and people become yesterday's yellow flowers in the blink of an eye. JJ Du Qiuniang said in "Three Hundred Songs about Picking Up Girls" that flowers can only be cut when they bloom, but do not wait until there are no flowers to break the branches. How long can you have fun in life? Not only is it not easy for GG to meet a good MM, but it is also not easy for MM to meet a good GG. We must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. Girls are like yellow flowers, and they fly away in a blink of an eye. Time waits for no one to pick up girls! I remember the painful memory of a GG who wasted countless precious time picking up girls, "Recalling the past, the years are full of vicissitudes, but it is a pity that I was so sad when I didn't pick up girls, and my young head turned gray."

Seventh plan: fork rice. count. The fork-and-rice plan means that no matter how good the food is, you will always get tired of eating the same food. Only balanced nutrition can be beneficial to your health. The same is true for picking up girls, which is beneficial to the health of GGs. One day when you feel tired of picking up a certain girl, you should consider learning like shredded fish, sometimes soaking rice girls, sometimes soaking sesame seed girls, so as to pick up girls to be healthy and happy. Don't eat too much rice, and don't soak too much.

The eighth plan: the potato plan. The more the potato vine spreads, the farther the potatoes will grow. Even if the vine is destroyed, the potatoes can still be preserved. This method does not apply to Oriental MM. She is a biology teacher. When I tried this method on her, she had to dig the potatoes three feet into the ground. come out. The main idea is that when you pick up a girl, you have to get the rewards of picking up one girl. Don't pick up N girls and it's like you haven't picked up one girl yet. A foreigner named Paul said that GG's life should be spent like this. When he looks back on the past, he does not regret for wasting his years, and does not feel ashamed for being mediocre. He should be proud to say...

The ninth plan: shooting wild geese.

This plan is very old, but it remains new over time. Lang Jun still wrote it down. Old trees can also bloom new flowers! When two ancient people shot wild geese and discussed how to eat them, the geese had already flown away. When you see a girl, don't always think about how to have sex with her after you get her. Just when you are daydreaming, she might have fallen into the arms of another GG. The main idea of ??the Shooting Goose Strategy is to take action when it is time to take action. If the action is not accurate, it is a technical problem, and if the action is not fast, it is an ideological problem.

The tenth plan: money plan. Nine out of ten girls are greedy for money. If you can't get a girl, don't worry. It is better to retreat and build a net if you are envious of fish in the abyss. It has nothing to do with you if a hundred GGs die under her skirt, you just have to keep silent and make money. When your pockets are bulging, you don't need to go to girls, girls will line up to pick you up. A rich GG will naturally have witty words, good looks, a gentleman's demeanor, and a diamond ring.

The eleventh plan: coffee plan. Although coffee is bitter, it can refresh you, and even if it is bitter, picking up girls can also refresh you. Even if you pick up a girl and go to bed, you need to know that going to bed is a strenuous job. Picking up girls may seem glamorous on the surface, but only you know the ups and downs. Being with a girl is naturally very refreshing. Excessive refreshing will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, inability to eat well, and restless sleep. This is a typical syndrome of picking up girls.

The twelfth plan: the lackey plan. This is the most common trick used by GGs all over the world when picking up girls. In the tenderness of MM's eyes, I would rather be a lackey, regardless of time, fame and fortune, rain or shine, no regrets. In fact, it is quite effective. The running dog tactic is really a simple and unpretentious way to pick up girls. The recommendation index is five stars.

The thirteenth plan: billiards plan. I remember there was a joke about the difference between women and billiards. Women score the ball but not the stick, while billiards makes the ball score but not the stick. Although there is a difference between playing with your sister and playing billiards, the goal is to make a hole. Although you can't ask for a hole-in-the-shot like Davis enjoyed the benefits, you still have to play a few shots to make a hole. How about billiards? It's hard to say. Picking up girls is like playing billiards. Scoring a hole in ten is also a victory. If you pick up a girl only for her soul and not for her body, then all the GGs in the ocean will admire your high level.

Plan 14: Journey to the West. Being a girl is like a master and a disciple learning from each other. Picking up girls is often not a matter of one person, but a matter of a group of people. There are three gangs to pick up girls, and unity is strength. Most girls are helpless in the face of a pack of wolves. The key to success is to decide on a master to pick up girls, so that you don't get into trouble before the girl is picked up. Confucius has an experience, GG's worry is not about picking up girls, but in staying within the wall.

The fifteenth plan: the smelly socks plan. Socks worn for a month without washing are logically more smelly than socks worn for a day without washing. A GG who doesn't pick up girls for a month is logically more energetic than a GG who doesn't pick up girls for a day. This kind of energy is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs to try new things. To live, one needs to have the energy to live, and to pick up girls, one needs to have the energy to pick up girls.

Sixteenth plan: sell oranges. There is a mandarin orange seller in Hangzhou. The outside is gold and jade, and the inside is rotten catkins. He puts them on the market and sells them for ten times the price. They are rushing to buy them. That's what MM is like, even if she is a loser, as long as she is beautiful, there will always be fans. Although all pretty girls are idiots, if you want to date beautiful girls, GG must not be idiots. What if you are a idiot? It's easy to handle, you just need to be lucky, and her GG is more stupid than you.

The Seventeenth Strategy: Two-sided strategy. A gentleman on the outside but a gangster secretly. People with these two faces are extremely good at picking up girls. This plan has been prepared by predecessors, but Lang Jun does not want to continue Diao. Let’s just talk about China’s gangster culture. Out of ten GGs, nine are yellow, and one is a gangster. Hooligans are all talented men, so for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligans in picking up girls has remained high. In the Book of Songs, it is the little hooligan who picks up girls by holding cloth silk, the big hooligan who gets promoted and makes money, and the biggest hooligan who becomes the emperor. Don't you brag that you have so many girls? No matter how many girls you have, are they still more than the emperor?

The Eighteenth Strategy: Butterfly Strategy. You and I are the wings of a butterfly, close together when we land and separated when we fly. This strategy is used in a wonderful way, like a butterfly dancing like a butterfly. This is a common method used by higher-level GGs to pick up higher-level MMs. Being away or leaving is not about being hot and cold towards MM, but that your separation will affect MM's heart. Tempting——What a wonderful thing!

The nineteenth plan: solve the cow plan. The cook understands that a cow has a blind eye, but he will also have a blind eye when it comes to picking up girls. The cook has been handling oxen for nineteen years, and he is very good at it. He is still frightened when he sees an ox, so he treats it as a warning, but his behavior is slow and he uses the knife very little. A skilled GG will also be cautious when he sees a MM. Under the knife of the cook, the cow is like the soil and the earth; under the GG gun, the girl is like the soil and the earth.

Pay special attention to the fact that Cook Ding has been using his sword for nineteen years but the blade is as new as a sword. Lang Jun wonders if there is any GG in the world who has been picking up girls for nineteen years and the sword is still as new as a teenager. Be careful when picking up girls, be careful with it, it is the most deadly weapon in the world, do it as a last resort!

Plan 20: Draw a pie plan. Of course, painting cakes is to satisfy hunger. If you haven't picked up a girl, getting a picture of her is always better than nothing. Lang Jun was once confused, should he regard this plan as a cake painting plan or a plum blossom plan? In the end, I decided to paint cakes, because I have already painted cakes with Qingshengyu silk, so painting cakes must be more enjoyable than looking at plum blossoms. The taste of plum blossoms is sour, and it would not be good if your teeth fall out. It's easy to pick up girls if you draw a cake, but it's not us to draw a cake every year.

The second plan: Tang poetry plan. I have read 300 Tang poems by heart, and even if I can't recite poems, I will become obscene. Ai's student once said that the genius of picking up girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. You have sweated 99% of the time trying to pick up girls, and you are almost a genius at picking up girls. Picking up girls is a skilled job, haven’t you managed to pick up girls? It's not that you're unlucky, it's that you're not skilled. There is a poem that proves that it is noon to pick up girls, and the sweat is dripping on the soil. Who knows that picking up girls is hard work for everyone.

Second plan: toilet plan. I'm not teaching you to spy on the toilet. You want to go to the toilet when you are holding in your pee, or you just want to go to the toilet to clean yourself and have a cigarette. What next? Of course, leave, who wants to stay in the toilet for a lifetime. You have many reasons to pick up girls, and you have many reasons to get rid of the girls you pick up. well! This is reality. Planning to dump a girl before picking her up is the tragedy of GG and the tragedy of MM.

The second and third plan: Apple plan. When an apple hit his head, Newton immediately thought of gravity. When MM passes by, you should learn from GG and think of picking her up immediately. All things in the world have the same principles, and the law of universal gravitation applies to the law of picking up girls. When a beautiful girl passes by, GG will always feel the force of gravity. The success of picking up girls is directly proportional to the quality of GG and inversely proportional to the distance. You have no way to improve the quality for the time being. You can only find ways to get closer. The one who is closer to the water and the tower will get the moon first, and the one who is close to the GG will get the girl first. In fact, a girl is quite lonely if she has no one to hang out with. It is simply a crime to make a girl lonely. If you don’t believe it, we can do an experiment on the Oriental girl. Don’t say hello to the Oriental girl for a day and see how the Oriental girl reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached. Oriental girls are too attractive to wolves.

The second and fourth plan: a small fresh plan. Governing a big country is like cooking small delicacies, and picking up girls is like running a country. Lao Tzu's words do not mean that governing a big country is as easy as cooking a small fish, but that when cooking a small fish, you cannot always turn it, otherwise it will turn the fish into pieces. It is about governing by doing nothing. When it comes to picking up girls without doing anything, of course you can pick up whoever you want. However, doing nothing is too difficult. For those who are just learning GG, they only need to remember to think twice before speaking and doing things, talk less nonsense, and do less trivial things. Every word and every thing should have a good effect on picking up girls. It should scratch the girl's itch, just like cooking fresh food. It doesn't turn much, but it gets twice the result with half the effort.

Top 25: Overlord strategy. Lang Jun did not ask GGs to review the "Criminal Law" and then rap. Gentleness has no lethality at all to many girls, so a bully is needed to take the bow. Junior high school physics textbooks remind us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, so the greater the intensity of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use your overlord power, you will definitely encounter resistance from the MM. The force you use must exceed the resistance, otherwise the MM will not give in. If you can use the Overlord Strategy, you can do a small test. She is walking hand in hand with a man on the street. Do you dare to hold her face and kiss her? If not, I suggest you use Strategy 20. .

Plan 26: Sleeping plan. If you feel sluggish about picking up girls, then go get some sleep. You are thinking about her day and night, your clothes are getting wider and wider, and she will not know at all. She can be the boss in front of her, but just treat her as a pig behind her back. Go get some sleep. Tomorrow you can tell her with full energy that you didn't sleep last night and let her heart beat. How can GG, who can't even sleep well, be so good with MM? It can be said without any exaggeration that sleep is the only criterion for testing the psychological quality of picking up girls.

The 27th plan: happy plan. If you want to pick up a girl, you must first go to the Happy E tribe, which is poor and mouthy. When you become enchanted, your eyes are green, and your mouth is oily, you can go pick up girls. MM likes humor and GG remains unchanged through the ages. How did Liang Jinsong meet Fu Mingxia? According to Fu Mingxia, Liang was more humorous. MM and you are happy together. At this time, if you ask MM to leave, she will be reluctant to leave. It is recommended that the Happy Edition hold a Happy GG competition, and anyone who gets the ranking can go out to pick up girls.

The 28th plan: Ya Po plan: If there is no matchmaker, Zhang Sheng will not be able to make Yingying; if there is no Wang Po, Ximen Qing will not be able to make Pan Jinlian. The power of intermediaries is really powerful. Don't ask GG to help you match others, there are too many lessons in trying to match others. When Lang Jun was studying, he once discussed with MM, what would happen to the world if Zhang Sheng dated the matchmaker and Ximen Qing dated the queen?

The 29th plan: Qiu Hong plan. Su Dongpo warned his niece that the common methods used in the world to pick up girls are: people come with letters like Qiu Hong, and things are like spring dreams without leaving a trace. Chunmeng Wuhen is talking about the last of the three or six strategies, which will be explained below. What people like Qiuhong said is that you have to be honest when picking up girls. Although the woman is nicknamed mentally retarded, women have always been very sensitive. She can feel whether she is honest or not. "Book of Rites: Doctrine of the Mean" says that sincerity is self-contained.

The thirtieth plan: Lottery plan. Buy lottery tickets in order to win a prize, even though the possibility of winning is very small. Finding a good girl is about as difficult as winning the jackpot. Some GGs didn't catch the rabbits, and some GGs vomited blood but still couldn't catch the rabbits. However, in order to pick up the girl they like, the GGs still keep going. Buying lottery tickets and reading Cai Jing, picking up girls and watching Qing Jing, all you can do is stay calm, and there is always a feeling that you are just a little bit behind. A simple probability question, there is not one girl in a hundred with good figure, there is not one girl in a hundred that is beautiful, there is not one girl in a hundred that is well-educated, one hundred to the third power is one million , a good sister is one in a million! . The husband advises that winning a five-dollar lottery ticket is also a lottery win, and picking up a girl with a score of 60 points is also picking up a girl.

The third plan: the drunken plan. Wine is a matchmaker for sex, and it’s easy to get a girl after drinking wine. But now many GGs are not up to par, and they can’t beat MMs when drinking. In sadness, I don’t want to say more.

The third and second plan: the plan to defeat the mantis. Shit beetles push dung balls, Wu Dalang plays night owl, and a GG of any grade picks up a girl of a certain grade. This is generally the case. If the toad eats the hawkmoth meat, don't end up not being able to eat even the fly excrement. Envying flowers on cow dung is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate cow dung, he must be outstanding. Lai Han takes a fairy wife, and he looks good on the surface, but secretly he endures a lot of hardships. A Lai Han who can marry a fairy wife is not far from a great man.

The third and third strategy: keep the clumsy strategy. Guo Jing mastered the Shou Zhuo plan, so he became a master of martial arts and Huang Rong became a master. You don't have to have great wisdom to use this trick. The husband just mentioned this phenomenon. If you can really reach the realm of skill and clumsiness, you can become the teacher of the husband, even if you need the husband to teach him how to pick up girls. Lang Jun has never seen a really stupid boy who can pick up a good girl.

The third and fourth plan: the bell-ringing plan. When a girl is lonely, it is inevitable that Hongxing will cheat on her, so you should always be afraid of being stubborn. Being a monk for a day makes you hit the clock, and dating a girl means you have to please the girl for an extra day. However, girls are quite complicated now. Even if you visit her every day, she will inevitably throw herself at other GGs, but you should be nicer to her. She throws herself at other GGs less frequently. Sigh! In this world, a girl who doesn't have sex with others is a good girl, woo woo woo...

The third and fifth strategy: save wine. A husband never stores wine in one place, otherwise the bottle will be empty by the time he drinks it. The common method is to store wine A somewhere, wine B somewhere, somewhere... the girl will only regret it when she needs it. It is often needed Have some backup ready. There is MM A somewhere, MM B somewhere, somewhere...

Plan No. 36: Flying Wings Plot. Su Dongpo explained to his niece how to pick up girls: "It's like a spring dream without a trace." Li Bai said harshly: "When it's over, just brush off your clothes and hide yourself and your name." There is a poem that GG often chants, passing among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches me. Lang Jun understands this principle well, so he uses this strategy as a tactic to suppress the roll. Thirty-six strategies, even if it is too slow to go, it is still fast to fly!

Let me show you my experience.

First, save the country through curves. Enter her circle of friends, find someone close to her, someone with whom you have a good relationship, bring you in, and have a PART chat with her, have a drink or something. Even if she wants to show off to you, she still has to worry about the face of her friends, so at this time, it is best for you to give full play to your strengths, such as humor, comedy, rich knowledge, beautiful dancing, and beautiful singing voice. Let her know more about you.

Second, avoid the important and take the easy. Don't ever mention the word "chasing". Think about it, even if she knows you are interested in her but you just don't say "chasing", how can she reject you? So don't be too nervous and be confident if you want to be with her again. Men, hold your head up! ! ! We must ignore it strategically and pay attention tactically.

You are even afraid of being with MM, and people won’t laugh at your good prospects.

Third, you are pretending to be public for personal gain. What should I do if she doesn’t want to be alone with you, or doesn’t want to be in contact with you at all?

It doesn’t matter, you can contact her at work, even if she doesn’t want to be with you, then you can show it and She did a great job and performed a talented and handsome song in front of her. I believe it has an effect.

Fourth, take advantage of the opportunity. Girls, in their hearts, they still long to rely on. You'd better have an insider first, without paying a lot of money to bribe him! ! ! If something happens to her, you have to show it. For example, if she is sick, of course you have to show up, check on her, and bring some small gifts. She is in a bad mood recently, so send more text messages with jokes.

Fifth, it’s hard work. He is single and very well-behaved once he gets it ^_^ My girlfriend is. At that time you will be her support. So, persistence is important. No matter how hateful a girl is, she is still an emotional creature and hates being moved. It’s not like the iceberg didn’t melt one day.

Finally, you have to act cool. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? Even if you can't catch up, be generous and don't be too narrow-minded. At worst, you should do a better job and let her know that she had an eye problem in the first place! ! !