Connotation paragraph: I want to ask, how to write Kun in Kunming?

65438 +0' s girlfriend is a flight attendant. She flew to Shanghai again yesterday. I will call her at night. She said that she was tired after running all day and wanted to sleep. I mischievously asked her to send a photo. A few minutes later, I sent a photo of me lying in bed wrapped in a bath towel. I slept peacefully, and suddenly I felt something was wrong ~ Olympiad, the technology is developed, so I can take a selfie and take a full-body photo!

On the 2nd, Taobao bought a long clover cotton-padded jacket with a price of 1300 yuan, and reported the seller's size. The size of the clothes was a bit large and the sleeves were a bit long, so I negotiated with the seller to change it to a smaller size. A smaller size is suitable for anywhere, except that the chest is too tight. Alas! Chest trouble ~ ~

NO.3 a female friend is always good to me. She often comes to my house to help me with my work, washing dishes, washing clothes, cooking and cleaning the room. One day in ............., she asked me if she could do it ... I promised ... and then she took off her clothes, and I was forced. ...

NO.4 After the passion, my girlfriend asked, "I heard that you are a playboy, is that true?"

I said, "Who said that? No I am only good to you. "

Girlfriend smiled: "I also said impossible, why is the radish so small!" " "

On the 5th, I went to Kunming on business with an intern. I was sleeping comfortably at night when I suddenly heard her knocking at the door and asking questions.