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The second kind: bite and kiss
Bite each other's lips lightly with your teeth. E bites too hard to avoid injury!
The third kind: sucking kiss
Gently suck each other's lips; You can gently wipe saliva on each other's lips and then suck it clean.
The fourth type: pushing and kissing
Put your tongue into each other's mouth and let your tongue push each other. Boys should do it lightly to avoid girls' pain. This kind of kissing can form pleasure.
Fifth: French kissing.
Hold his tongue with his lips and gently suck the other's tongue. Move slowly and gently, and don't rush it.
The sixth kind: gum kiss
Use your tongue to explore the toughness of your opponent's teeth and gums and stimulate the inner layer of your mouth. The movement should be gentle, slow and gentle, between contact and non-contact, producing a special sense of intimacy.
The seventh kind: sliding kiss
Lick the other person's tongue slightly with the tip of the tongue and slide it from the inside out.
Eighth type: licking French kissing.
Both sides lick each other with the tip of the tongue, mainly with the tip of the tongue, not with the lips.
The ninth kind: chewing kiss
Bite each other's tongue as if to swallow a kiss; Please be careful that E is overdone. It's just a fake B. Imagine that the other person's tongue is delicious | bite, lick, suck and want to swallow it.
The tenth kind: rhythmic kiss.
Put your tongue into each other's mouth, circle around the tip of each other's tongue rhythmically, and lick it like a circle.
Eleventh style: deep throat kiss
Stick your tongue deep in the other person's throat and lick it again. Stress is a kiss of overbearing possession; It was a rather uncomfortable kiss, but some people still enjoyed it.
Type 12: kiss of fire
It is rude but challenging to put your tongue in your mouth and turn cherry blossoms up and down and left and right to increase your pleasure. This is one of the necessary skills for a good kisser.
Type 13: Kiss of Ganquan
When two lips meet ... cross the saliva into each other's mouth with your tongue and suck each other's saliva. A healthy lover who is suitable for two of a kind will feel that the saliva in his mouth is like nectar and jade, which is unique in the world.
Give it an elegant kiss.
Kissing is not the same as making love. Many people don't know how to kiss and what to pay attention to when kissing. In addition to the above points, don't open your eyes when kissing, there are other points to pay attention to.
Some women stand in a daze when kissing, and their hands are stiff and drooping. Her boyfriend is like kissing a model in the window. Think about it. What will it be like in his heart?
Of course, you should also hold him! There are no clear rules about how to put your hands when hugging. For example, he is about the same height as you, so you might as well put your hand gently around his neck. For example, if he is much taller than you, just put your hand behind his back and hug him.
The stupidest way to kiss is just to raise your lips, then stand stiffly and wait for a while. How could he kiss you?
It's really impolite for him to hang his hand stiffly, even if you gently put your finger on the other person's shoulder! He will hold your hand in one hand and hug your neck in the other. Take it and stick it tightly.
If he holds you tightly, you can't put your hands behind his back! Then you might as well gently twist his body with your fingers or gently scratch his skin.
Don't hang your hand like a log, as if you were on the edge of a cliff. It's not that serious! If you think you have a tendency to kiss, you should put your hand behind his back and hug him.
Both men and women, if you want to have an elegant kiss, even your body should be soft, natural and echo him.
Don't make the sound of teeth colliding with each other.
Don't moan from your throat because you are short of breath and difficult.
Don't make a sucking sound when kissing.
No matter how excited you are, don't hold on to his hair.
When kissing, don't look at each other's expression with your eyes wide open, and don't look around.
Pay attention to the above matters and enjoy your elegant kiss!
Kissing is art and fun; You can dance your heart and your limbs. therefore
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Kissing after meals prevents dental caries.
Kissing and chewing gum have the same effect of preventing tooth decay, Britain.
Dr. Peter Goldden, a consultant of the Dental Association, said that the saliva of ordinary people after meals
Increased acidity leads to dental plaque. Be with your lover at this time.
A warm kiss will stimulate the secretion of sleep fluid, dilute the acidity and enter
And reduce the number of dental plaque and prevent tooth decay.
French deep kiss relieves stress
For modern people who are often under pressure, the lingering French fever.
That kiss was great. When you are entangled with his tongue, his mouth will laugh and make muscles.
Relax, two people are so close in physical contact that they can naturally relax and make
The pressure disappeared without a trace. In addition, when kissing, you usually close your eyes gently and take a deep breath.
This is also the best way to relieve stress.
Check whether the first kiss "calls"
Kissing is a test of whether you two get along.
A good way to develop step by step. Sexologists say that chemicals such as hormones
Material plays an important role in the process of sexual attraction. Human beings are qi.
Delicious animals and the same smell are the decisive factors to open sexy officials. use
A kiss opens a relationship and lets you objectively test whether he is.
Mr. Right.
Japanese kissing delays aging.
ClairePotter, bodybuilding editor of British Cosmo magazine, suggested thinking.
Girl, kiss more! Because kissing can stimulate the cheeks and
The mandibular muscles are fully exercised and it is difficult to relax.
Kissing often will improve self-confidence
There is no better way to boost your confidence than kissing, and that is because of the heat.
Kissing can make people happy. Generally speaking, happy people are satisfied with themselves.
Tall and confident.
Long kisses help to lose weight.
Claire Potter, a bodybuilding editor, said that a long kiss can promote the body's metabolism.
Metabolism and fat burning, although the burning speed varies from person to person, generally speaking,
Each kiss lasting 10 minutes will burn about 10 calories.
All kinds of kisses improve physical fitness.
When I kissed him, my heart was pounding and my pulse suddenly accelerated.
Improve. Kissing is basically a kind of exercise because it can stimulate the kidneys.
The secretion of adenoids accelerates the blood circulation of the heart. "Kissing is definitely a good thing.
Cardiovascular exercise. "
Don't kiss under the following circumstances ...
1, never kiss if you have a rash on your mouth, because the rash is very contagious.
Sexual diseases. Even if the pain symptoms have disappeared, it will take several days to end.
Kiss again after full recovery to ensure safety.
2, mumps can be spread by mouth, so there is fever and sore throat at the beginning.
Kissing should be avoided when symptoms appear, otherwise it will be infected by a kiss.
Dyeing is not cost-effective
As we all know, colds can be spread by kissing, but it is still uncertain.
This is because of saliva, or close contact with viruses.
The chance of air infection, in short, as long as you find similar symptoms or
It is better to kiss less.
4. Will kissing infect AIDS? Basically, diseases contained in saliva
The amount of poison is not enough to cause disease unless you both have bleeding wounds in your mouth.
Mouth, leading to blood exchange into the body, but this happens.
This ratio is negligible. So "theoretically" kissing won't infect AIDS.
Yes But if you don't trust, you'd better avoid it! After all, kissing is fast.
Happy things should not make you have any negative emotions.
How do men like to kiss?
Kissing is a way for couples to convey unspeakable feelings.
Type, is a kind of oral but condensed with strong sexual information.
Body language. A long, slow, deep, passionate kiss, no matter where.
A romantic feeling that can give people a shock. According to investigation
Men and women who love each other are all eager to kiss without exception. For most people,
Men not only remember the first time they kissed their lover and wife.
Details, they also hope that the sweet kiss can always accompany them.
Feeling in life.
Men like the feeling of honesty when kissing.
But in the process of kissing, they also have some small "taboos". View from a height or a distance
Understanding men's kissing habits is the best way to get closer to each other.
1. Don't let lipstick become a "killer"
The relationship between Alin, a 32-year-old business executive, and his girlfriend has soared.
The kung fu of the month has reached the point of talking about marriage, but occasionally Alin will sigh
He complained that his girlfriend's lipstick made people look sexy, but he was right.
Kissing is 100% fatal-which man likes his mouth?
What about the sticky kiss? Alin said it was uncomfortable, and
The feeling of itching. Therefore, it is best for women to wipe or lick before kissing.
The lipstick on your lips is too thick. This action can make your lover see more clearly.
2. Give him a surprise attack
Give him a sudden kiss at the cinema, or use the crowded carriage.
Gap, suddenly give his parents a kiss when they are not careful, yes.
He was pleasantly surprised and excited.
Wang Ping, 30, said, "Once we invited friends to dinner at home, my wife.
Zi suddenly called me to the kitchen and asked me for help. As soon as I entered the kitchen,
She hugged me, gave me a warm kiss, and then
Just handed me a plate of fruit to take out for the guests. Her kiss
I was caught off guard by the sudden arrival, so I couldn't make it at that time.
What reaction? But later, the more I recalled it, the more excited I felt my wife was.
The child is very cute. "
Make eye contact
The longer couples live together, the longer they look at each other.
The shorter it will be. It's nothing. However, most men prefer kissing.
Before more flirting, eye contact and kissing, he
Children don't like being closely stared at each other. So, before kissing, ask him.
Make eyes, discharge, and gently rub with your fingers.
His cheek, the next kiss is for sure.
It's really thrilling
When the sky falls, pretend you can't see it.
"My wife likes to chat with me between kisses, which makes me
People feel bored. "When I kiss my girlfriend, she will suddenly
Speaking of things that have nothing to do with this, I am particularly disappointed. "No.
Only one man complained that women "multitask". Remember, man
I value women's powerful and unstoppable power over them.
I agree. If you are a little careless, he will be very sensitive to it and have feelings at the same time.
His pride was hurt, which greatly reduced his spirit. Let you concentrate more.
To "deal with" him mentally, sometimes you might as well imagine him as a capable person.
The "outsider" who inspires your lust is just a secret that you should never let go.
He knows.
5. Don't do it overnight
Men like to know the whole story more than women.
Process, including kissing. Therefore, the intoxicating kiss is
Be gentle and lyrical at the beginning, so that your tongue can be inserted gently.
Go deeper, and then push harder,
Step by step "upgrade". This will make him more enjoyable and excited.
leave sb at large in order to apprehend him afterwards
Give him a gentle kiss and leave quickly. This provocative behavior is
It is very exciting for men. You might as well make good use of your tongue to make such a small
Trick. Mr. Zhang, who has been married for seven years, said, "When my wife uses this method,
When making an earthquake, I seem to be an alarm clock that has been fully wound. "
7. Let him know how you feel
The more lovers or lovers for many years, the more you should kiss.
Pay more attention and work harder. Generally speaking, visual effects are very important for men.
People are important. When you kiss him, you can suddenly break away from him and look him straight in the eye.
For a while, let him see you, too, and see the way your desires are awakened.
Then, lick your lips and kiss him. ...
8. "Defending for attacking"
There is no doubt that French kissing is the most charming. All "experts"
Everyone agrees with this. Mr. Wu, 28, said, "It allows you to put
Her feelings were read out to the fullest. "But, don't forget one thing.
Although men like to be a little challenging, you should not be too active.
The monopoly of "power" completely makes him obey you, otherwise, he will gradually.
Feel depressed to boredom. The best way is not to let him think you are.
You are attacking and think you have surrendered to him. This is for you.
It's not hard to say.
9. Make a "uh-huh" sound
This is very important. Men need to be affirmed very much, so,
You should let him fully understand how happy and moved his kiss made you feel.
Well, then, you might as well moan to boost his morale.
10. Kiss his ear
Men don't think their sexual sensitive areas will be in other parts of the body.
But this is not the case. Chang, 32, said, "When my wife licks it,
I get excited when my ear or tongue sticks into my ear.
It's unbearable. If she whispers to me in my ear again, then
It feels even more wonderful. "
Kissing is a way for couples to convey unspeakable feelings.
Type, is a kind of oral but condensed with strong sexual information.
Body language. A long, slow, deep, passionate kiss, no matter where.
A romantic feeling that can give people a shock. According to investigation
Men and women who love each other are all eager to kiss without exception. For most people,
Men not only remember the first time they kissed their lover and wife.
Details, they also hope that the sweet kiss can always accompany them.
Feeling in life.
Men like the feeling of honesty when kissing.
But in the process of kissing, they also have some small "taboos". View from a height or a distance
Understanding men's kissing habits is the best way to get closer to each other.
1. Don't let lipstick become a "killer"
The relationship between Alin, a 32-year-old business executive, and his girlfriend has soared.
The kung fu of the month has reached the point of talking about marriage, but occasionally Alin will sigh
He complained that his girlfriend's lipstick made people look sexy, but he was right.
Kissing is 100% fatal-which man likes his mouth?
What about the sticky kiss? Alin said it was uncomfortable, and
The feeling of itching. Therefore, it is best for women to wipe or lick before kissing.
The lipstick on your lips is too thick. This action can make your lover see more clearly.
2. Give him a surprise attack
Give him a sudden kiss at the cinema, or use the crowded carriage.
Gap, suddenly give his parents a kiss when they are not careful, yes.
He was pleasantly surprised and excited.
Wang Ping, 30, said, "Once we invited friends to dinner at home, my wife.
Zi suddenly called me to the kitchen and asked me for help. As soon as I entered the kitchen,
She hugged me, gave me a warm kiss, and then
Just handed me a plate of fruit to take out for the guests. Her kiss
I was caught off guard by the sudden arrival, so I couldn't make it at that time.
What reaction? But later, the more I recalled it, the more excited I felt my wife was.
The child is very cute. "
Make eye contact
The longer couples live together, the longer they look at each other.
The shorter it will be. It's nothing. However, most men prefer kissing.
Before more flirting, eye contact and kissing, he
Children don't like being closely stared at each other. So, before kissing, ask him.
Make eyes, discharge, and gently rub with your fingers.
His cheek, the next kiss is for sure.
It's really thrilling
When the sky falls, pretend you can't see it.
"My wife likes to chat with me between kisses, which makes me
People feel bored. "When I kiss my girlfriend, she will suddenly
Speaking of things that have nothing to do with this, I am particularly disappointed. "No.
Only one man complained that women "multitask". Remember, man
I value women's powerful and unstoppable power over them.
I agree. If you are a little careless, he will be very sensitive to it and have feelings at the same time.
His pride was hurt, which greatly reduced his spirit. Let you concentrate more.
To "deal with" him mentally, sometimes you might as well imagine him as a capable person.
The "outsider" who inspires your lust is just a secret that you should never let go.
He knows.
5. Don't do it overnight
Men like to know the whole story more than women.
Process, including kissing. Therefore, the intoxicating kiss is
Be gentle and lyrical at the beginning, so that your tongue can be inserted gently.
Go deeper, and then push harder,
Step by step "upgrade". This will make him more enjoyable and excited.
leave sb at large in order to apprehend him afterwards
Give him a gentle kiss and leave quickly. This provocative behavior is
It is very exciting for men. You might as well make good use of your tongue to make such a small
Trick. Mr. Zhang, who has been married for seven years, said, "When my wife uses this method,
When making an earthquake, I seem to be an alarm clock that has been fully wound. "
7. Let him know how you feel
The more lovers or lovers for many years, the more you should kiss.
Pay more attention and work harder. Generally speaking, visual effects are very important for men.
People are important. When you kiss him, you can suddenly break away from him and look him straight in the eye.
For a while, let him see you, too, and see the way your desires are awakened.
Then, lick your lips and kiss him. ...
8. "Defending for attacking"
There is no doubt that French kissing is the most charming. All "experts"
Everyone agrees with this. Mr. Wu, 28, said, "It allows you to put
Her feelings were read out to the fullest. "But, don't forget one thing.
Although men like to be a little challenging, you should not be too active.
The monopoly of "power" completely makes him obey you, otherwise, he will gradually.
Feel depressed to boredom. The best way is not to let him think you are.
You are attacking and think you have surrendered to him. This is for you.
It's not hard to say.
9. Make a "uh-huh" sound
This is very important. Men need to be affirmed very much, so,
You should let him fully understand how happy and moved his kiss made you feel.
Well, then, you might as well moan to boost his morale.
10. Kiss his ear
Men don't think their sexual sensitive areas will be in other parts of the body.
But this is not the case. Chang, 32, said, "When my wife licks it,
I get excited when my ear or tongue sticks into my ear.
It's unbearable. If she whispers to me in my ear again, then
It feels even more wonderful. "
Studies have shown that kissing is a good medicine to promote heartbeat and blood circulation, and it can also treat stomach diseases, gallbladder diseases and periodontal diseases. The world-famous American Institute of Metallography believes that sexual intercourse can quickly become a routine, but kissing can make people intimate and excited.
The research results of expert groups from Los Angeles Society of Sexual Behavior, Chicago College of Periodontology and Austrian Institute of Psychosomatic Medicine show that the medical function of kissing is greatly underestimated. In fact, it is a good medicine for many kinds of pains and diseases.
Professor huber from the First Maternity Hospital of Vienna University confirmed that kissing helps to eliminate stress reaction, and the neutron medium in the brain increases rapidly when kissing.
A study in Canada also showed that kissing can prevent the growth of glucocorticoid. For example, patients with hypertension, muscular atrophy, high cholesterol, insulin disorder and brain cell damage will get better faster if they get a gentle and powerful kiss from their spouses regularly.
Chicago Dental Research Institute believes that kissing stimulates the production of saliva, and the trace elements calcium and phosphorus contained in saliva are absorbed by enamel, which can effectively prevent the growth of dental caries.
A group of doctors in Australia found growth genes in saliva that help wound healing. If you pass these substances to your spouse when kissing, they will have a particularly strong impulse and a better self-healing response, which will help the wound heal.
From 65438 to 0992, it was emphasized at the German Pain Conference held in Frankfurt that strong snuggling and kissing is a good medicine for treating daily diseases and even has analgesic effect.
Doctors at McKee University in Canada assert that the more you kiss, the stronger your resistance to various diseases and aging.
The results of the research on kissing by the Los Angeles Society for Sexual Behavior Research in recent ten years show that kissing can increase the heartbeat of men to 1 10 and that of women to 108 per minute, which can promote blood circulation and blood supply.
Of course, kissing can also enhance the secretion of sex hormones on both sides. When the tongues of both sides touch each other, the sex hormones increase the most.
Sexologist Erney Burnerman confirmed that nerve impulses can be transmitted to the reproductive organs through the tongue and lips.
Kissing with the tongue for a long time can drive two facial muscles to move, which can enhance the blood supply of the skin by 30%, smooth the initial wrinkles and prevent future wrinkles.
When the tongue and lips stick together, the pancreas secretes more insulin, and the adrenal gland secretes adrenaline, thus releasing a large number of neuropeptides, which makes all organs in the body in a happy state. These secretions can prevent the production of stress hormones harmful to health, so people will be free from depressed thoughts after kissing.
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