Humorous jokes about holidays

1, Chinese New Year, no matter what the results, we are still relatives.

2, the Spring Festival found that the original "love the new and hate the old" can also be said to be "farewell to the old and welcome the new" so noble!

Whenever my family urges me to find someone, I want to answer loudly, "Do you think I don't want to?" Finally, it became "Don't worry."

After the Spring Festival, my husband asked me about the loss of kidney essence. What should I do? If I don't receive the money for sleeping, I must pay.