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A temple. Monk: Donate some money, just 3500. Me: I don't have that much money. Maybe next time. Monk: Never mind. We can swipe our cards here. Me: Sorry, I don't have my card either. Monk: Never mind. We can also mortgage here, and the monthly interest rate is only 3%. Me: Sorry, I have nothing to mortgage. Monk: ... Then please fill out this organ donation form. ...
2. God is unreliable
An old couple born on the same day of the same year ushered in their 60th birthday! During the dinner, god came and said that he could satisfy the two wishes of husband and wife! The old woman said, "My dream is to travel around the world." God waved his wand, wow! Dig out a pile of plane tickets. The old man said, "I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than myself." God waved his wand, wow! Turned the old man into 90 years old!
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