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What kind of role is Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump?
I am one of them.
There are two tears.
The first place is Forrest Gump's mother is dying. Forrest Gump asked, Mom, why did you die?
Mom smiled and said, I'm going to die. Everyone has his own destiny. You should find your own destiny. I will miss you.
My mother loves Forrest Gump the most in the world. Before sexual liberation, my mother traded sex for the principal to let Forrest Gump enter school.
Every time Forrest Gump gets grades, his mother applauds him behind his back. But for mom, the most beautiful words should be: "mom, I'm home."
How sad it will be to see the person who loves Forrest Gump the most in the world soon!
Mom has been waiting for Forrest Gump at home, and Forrest Gump has been waiting for Jenny.
The first time I took the school bus, Forrest Gump was rejected by all children except Jenny. It was also at that time that Forrest Gump fell in love with the most beautiful girl in his eyes.
The second tear is here. Forrest Gump brought breakfast to Jenny. He went to the door, and Jenny was lying, a bit like a dying mother. He does it one brace up, stare big eyes.
Luckily, Jenny woke up that day.
Jenny asked Forrest Gump, was she afraid when she was in Vietnam?
He said he was afraid, but he changed his mind and said he didn't know.
Then I described many mountains and seas, stars and sunsets, and the desert sky that Jenny had seen.
Jenny came back to Forrest Gump and left Forrest Gump. This is repeated many times, but Forrest Gump has been waiting for Jenny. He knows that he loves Jenny. Forrest Gump's kindness made Jenny feel ashamed, but this time, Jenny smiled. Where would you go with him?
Forrest Gump cried at Jenny's tombstone. I could feel his heartbreak through the screen, so I cried, too. I cried and began to sob until my eyes swelled into a peach.
Some people say Forrest Gump is the most confused person. Like a machine, he follows the path arranged by others and is a veritable fool.
Mom asked him to go to school, and he went, and magically read the undergraduate graduation.
He was invited to play football, but he went. He is the fastest runner.
After enlisting in the army, he found it easy to be a soldier, and all the officers said were right. Mr. Wang said Forrest Gump's IQ must be 160!
Jenny said, no matter what trouble you encounter, don't try to be brave, you must run and run far away.
He ran out and back, saving many comrades.
He escaped bullets in Vietnam and returned to the United States safely.
Babu said he wanted to develop shrimp fishing with Forrest Gump, and he agreed. Babu is dead, and he also wants to help his good friend achieve his wish.
Babu asked him
Do you know why we are good friends?
Because we take care of each other
Like brothers.
He inadvertently learned to play table tennis, which means that the United States came to China for friendly exchanges.
Captain Dan laughed at Forrest Gump. If he can be a shrimp captain, he is the first mate and he is an astronaut! These are all realized later. Captain Dan helped him invest in Apple, making Forrest Gump a billionaire. His prosthetic leg is made of aviation material!
Simplicity, sincerity, kindness, keeping promises and caring about people's emotions are all qualities that people praise. Why did Forrest Gump become a fool when he came here?
Have you noticed that Forrest Gump seldom laughs? Fools should be happy all day, so Forrest Gump is not a fool. He may not be very happy. He was looking for something, and he may have found it later.
Forrest Gump has his own ideas. He wanted to run, so he ran for three years and two months.
This is a bystander, and they come to him for inspiration.
He didn't want to run, so he stopped to go home.
Instead, the bystander asked, "What should we do?"
His mother taught him a lot about life, especially this sentence. If you want to move forward, you must forget the past first. But this time, he didn't want to move forward.
He stood in front of Jenny's tombstone:
Mom says death is a part of life. I hope not.
I don't know whether Mom is right or Captain Dan is right, whether everyone has a destiny, or whether there are only accidents in our life, just like floating in the wind. I think these two things happen at the same time.
Jenny, I miss you very much. Whatever you need, I will be by your side.
He knew that he was not clever, so he was flustered when he knew that he had a son. He is afraid of his children's low IQ. Have you ever seen a fool worry about his next generation?
He told a story that no one wanted to hear at first. At some point, the audience would rather miss the bus than stop to wipe their tears and continue listening. The last person, when leaving, should say, "I hope you are all right!" " "Will you be moved by a fool?
I don't want to talk about the political background such as Kennedy's assassination and Vietnam War, and I don't want to care about decadent styles such as hippies and Lennon's murder. I only have eyes for Forrest Gump. Simple, sincere, kind, keep promises, take care of people's emotions, forever Forrest Gump!
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