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The 60-year-old Mrs. Gong is a well-known matchmaker in three townships and five miles, and countless couples have been successfully matched through her hands. In the eyes of the villagers, Lao Gong is so powerful because of her golden words and jade words. She is also proud of it and is admired by the villagers. Of course, everyone is so polite to Lao Gong because of selfishness. After all, his son is counting on her to help introduce a good wife.

However, Mrs. Gong has a bad point, that is, she likes to be reasonable and forgives no one, but most people who oppose her are scolded by her. Because of this, many people hold a grudge against her. Although I don't say it on the surface, I am enemies with her in my heart.

Just a few months ago, Mrs. Gong's son brought back a girlfriend from other places. Seeing that this woman is delicate and sensible, Mrs. Gong decisively agreed to her son's marriage. Neighbors also joked about it: Aunt Gong, you have been a matchmaker all your life. It seems that even your son inherited your skill and found a beautiful wife without blowing dust.

Mrs. Gong was amused by everyone's compliments. Modest as she is, she is flattered. Who let himself have such a promising son? He worked outside for a year before he found a marriage partner, so he saved a lot of bride price money. Her mind is full of wishful thinking, trying to save something.

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In a blink of an eye, it was her son Zhao Weiqiang's wedding day. Lao Gong sat at home and directed the younger generation to work with a smile. In the eyes of the villagers, she is like a confident general and enjoys the feeling of strategizing. Some villagers saw her like this and whispered in private: "Why don't you make trouble today? Who usually takes you seriously! "

Accompanied by deafening firecrackers, several children shouted: "The bride came in, the bride came in!" " "

Relatives and friends went out to meet them, but Mrs. Gong sat firmly on Mount Tai and looked unhurried. Until a few minutes later, she suddenly heard the sound of beating and cursing in the yard. She went out of the house in a panic to see what had happened.

Originally, just as Zhao Weiqiang took the bride May Xiao Ju by the hand and walked into the gate, a man suddenly appeared. While Mei Xiao Ju was not paying attention, he sprinkled some white powder on her head. May Xiao Ju was very happy at first. After all, today is her wedding day. Just when she was in high spirits, she was "blindsided" by a strange man. She took her time, and her hair was coated with white powder. She hurried to shoot, trying to clean up the powder in her eyes quickly, but she was "secretly" by that man.

Meixiaoju nasty eye, good carry of a wedding, why there is such a cheap means. She was so angry that she reached for the man's clothes and pulled them back. As soon as her right leg climbed, the man tripped and fell to the ground.

This scene was really seen by the villagers, and some even applauded: "The bride is mighty and has extraordinary skills!"

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But the man who fell to the ground was so anxious that he quarreled with the bride. Mrs. Gong, who was sitting in the house, heard the quarrel and hurried out to check it out. That man was none other than Mrs. Gong's nephew. When Dong Zi saw her aunt coming out, she quickly complained, "Aunt, you saw what the bride was doing. As soon as you entered the room, your nephew fell to the ground. Is this going to hit people? "

Mrs. Gong has always been a pet. Now, seeing him bullied by the bride, the key is to be so arrogant in front of the elders in the village. This is clearly a duel for yourself. How much she wanted to give up, so she raised her voice and asked Mei Xiaoju, "You got into trouble as soon as you came into my house. Do you look down on my nephew? "

Mei Xiaoju practiced martial arts for several years before, and also learned a self-defense skill. Just now, she subdued Dong Zi to the ground for self-protection, but at that time, Dong Zi was also accused of going too far. But now, seeing her mother-in-law's scolding, she just couldn't control her temper and said back, "Who told him to make me angry as soon as he came in?" You see, I am so dirty! "

"You tell on the wicked first, this is the rule of our village related for decades, but how to get to you is nonsense. I don't think you want to enter this house! " Mrs. Gong was furious and thought that she must be given a duel in front of everyone, otherwise she would not be overwhelmed by her daughter-in-law in the future.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Gong met a role, Mei did her part, and even had a quarrel with her mother-in-law. The groom's official immediately countered and advised his wife and mother to be calm. If there is any contradiction, talk privately after marriage, why make a fool of yourself in front of the villagers. It happened that Mrs. Gong and Mrs. Mei were both stubborn, pointing fingers at each other and refusing to give way to each other. A lively and festive wedding turned into a dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and the villagers were shocked.

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But Mrs. Gong is old after all, and she fell behind after a few minutes of quarreling. However, the bride was "in high spirits" and made a scene. Some villagers laughed and whispered, "Mrs. Lao Gong met her opponent. This is obviously a drop in the bucket. How will she live in the future? "

Finally, under the persuasion of the elders, this unique quarrel was settled, and the wedding was barely held in this embarrassing atmosphere. When the crowd dispersed, leaving only three of them at home, the huge yard was silent for an instant. Zhao Weiqiang sat in front of his mother without saying a word, and didn't know how to speak. In another bedroom, May Xiao Ju was lost in thought with a pillow in her arms. She seems to regret being so reckless just now. She seems to regret marrying such a family.