Funny jokes about selling pork.

1. I sell pork. I met a great girl today. She asked me, "How much is a catty of ribs?" I said, "It's normal to sell 20 Jin, which can be counted as 18. Come a few more times and you'll have everything. " I didn't expect this girl to look at me seriously and ask, "I'm not normal?"

2. The first time I went to buy pork, I pretended to be very experienced and chatted with the owner of a pork stall: "Boss, is your pork pig meat?" The boss gave me a squint and said, "Is it difficult to grow chickens on pigs?"

I smiled unfathomably and said, "Could beef be regarded as a fake?" ? The boss pointed at me angrily and said, "Do you think I am a fool? How much is a catty of beef? I pay a high price to buy beef and sell you pork? "

I thought, am I wrong? I quickly comforted myself: "Boss, don't get excited. I'm just asking, I don't really want to buy it. "

I am selling pork. The hooligans in the village shouted in front of my booth: You sell dead pork! I said angrily, you don't want a dirty lie! Rogue: I'm not a dirty lie. If the pork you sell is live pork, tell it to move and let me have a look.

I sneer, take out the electric shock stick and electrify the pork. The pork nerve contracted, and it really moved! The rogue was dumbfounded and walked away. Hey, demo, I haven't even studied science in primary school, and I don't have the courage to make things difficult for me!

4. A beautiful woman is selling pork, and her business is very good. She is often surrounded by a group of old men to buy meat. This is not a formal young man's ridicule: "Beauty, how much is your meat? How much is a catty?"

The beauty smiled and said, "My meat is 10 thousand yuan a catty." The young man smiled and scratched his head and said, "beauty, it's so expensive." Do you accept payment by installment? " Beauty: "No credit", everyone around you laughed!

A girl went to the market and bought a lot of vegetables, which she could hardly carry. Just then, she heard a man's voice: "Beauty, can't you carry it?" Turning around, I saw a handsome guy looking at her at the pork stall.

The girl couldn't help exulting. Handsome guy sees me beautiful. Do you need any help? Listen to the handsome guy and then say, "Beauty, buy some meat. If you eat meat, you will have strength. When you have the strength, you can squat. "