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It is best to ask for 4 people, 3 men 1 female, 5-10 minutes.

Pocket money scene 1 (at the salesman's house) n: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candy and sells it to students. He has a lot of money now But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ... Here he comes! Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am a famous candy seller at the school gate. My candy is very popular. I don't know why. Stupid students always come here. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money ... ouch! It's time to make candy. (Looking at the table) First, put the flowers on the table. Then, water, sugar and flowers. (talking and doing) Now press, press ... Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! (With a casual expression) Press, press ... Oh, my God! It doesn't matter! Do it! Press, press, the children won't know, it's okay, hehehe ... Now let me cut it into pieces! Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Once upon a time, there was a queen. She has a beautiful daughter named Snow White. The queen died shortly after the baby was born. The queen married another queen. Stepmother is very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do housework all day and all night, such as sweeping, mopping, cleaning and carrying water. Snow White: (Sweep the floor, clean the floor, Queen: I am the new queen. I am beautiful. Look. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I will kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, it will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here! Mirror: Yes, I'm coming. Your majesty! What do you want to know? Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most beautiful person in the world? Mirror: Yes. Your majesty! I think you are the most beautiful. But there was a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as roses and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. Queen: She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly. See which one suits you, or can you make some changes /f? Kz= 157763042 Go and see for yourself. . . Everything is available. . Scene 1 (at the salesman's house) n: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candy and sells it to students. He has a lot of money now But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ... Here he comes! Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am a famous candy seller at the school gate. My candy is very popular. I don't know why. Stupid students always come here. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money ... ouch! It's time to make candy. (Looking at the table) First, put the flowers on the table. Then, water, sugar and flowers. (talking and doing) Now press, press ... Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! (With a casual expression) Press, press ... Oh, my God! It doesn't matter! Do it! Press, press, the children won't know, it's okay, hehehe ... Now let me cut it into pieces!

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Shi, Bao: Taxation is the main source of fiscal revenue. In the past 20 years, the relationship between tax collectors and taxpayers has changed obviously. Now, Fu Xiao, the tax collector, and Dabao, the taxpayer (a vendor selling mutton kebabs) will show you this change. The first act takes place in 1980s.

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(Bazane, Sanlihe, Beijing, 1980) Dabao: Mutton kebabs, mutton kebabs, if you eat one, you need nine, if you eat one, you need nine.

Hey, take my kebab. (Slipped, pick it up,)

Fu Xiao: Tax! Pay taxes!

Dabao: (changing face)

Taxi? Where is the taxi? There is no taxi.

Fu Xiao: Tax! A - X。

Dabao: What tax? I only know taxis! Do you want me to call Atashi for you? 6JJ taxi-! Taxi-!

Fu Xiao: That's enough! Are you a seller?

Dabao: No, no, no! I'm just looking around. The peddler went to the toilet.

Fu Xiao: Aren't they vendors? No way! You have been here for two hours. 6JJ Dabao: Really? Fu Xiao: Yes, of course. )

How did you know?

Fu Xiao: The window of my office faces here. I've been staring at you for two hours. Dabao: It's a big bug!

Fu Xiao: Oh. Do not waste my time! Please pay tax-10 yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan? ! Oh, my god. One day I just earned 20 yuan! 5 yuan, is that okay?

Fu Xiao: Don't lie to me. You have sold more than 200 copies.

Dabao: 6 yuan, my dear sister.

7 yuan, my lovely beauty.

Dabao: You don't want it, and neither do I. Let's compromise. 8 yuan, okay?

Fu Xiao: (looking around) Well, it's a deal. But there is no receipt.

(Dabao paid 8 yuan and Fu Xiao left)

Dabao: What a beautiful woman! Bad luck! I am broke. I have to change places.

I hope I will never see her again! Let's go! action

Characters:

Mr. Shi, Dabao.

S: Taxation is the main source of national financial revenue. In the past 20 years, the relationship between tax part and taxpayer has changed obviously.

. At this moment, the tax authorities and Dabao, a taxpayer selling mutton skewers, will stage this scene. A scene born in 1980.

(A market in the capital Sanlihe 1980)

Dabao: Mutton kebabs, mutton kebabs, eat one, Miss Jiu, eat one, Miss Jiu! Hello, have some mutton skewers. (The mutton string fell off.

Picked it up again)

Fu Xiao: Pay taxes, pay taxes!

Dabao: (changing face) Taxi? Where can I get a taxi? There is no taxi.

Fu Xiao: Pay taxes! Pay-tax!

Dabao: What is tax payment? I knew there was a taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi-! Taxi-!

Fu Xiao: That's enough! You joked that Daquan was the boss?

Dabao: No, no, no! I'm just looking around. The boss went to the bathroom.

Fu Xiao: You-not the boss? Can't! You have been here for two hours.

Dabao: Really? (Fu Xiao: Of course. ) How do you know that?

Fu Xiao: This is the window of my studio! I've been watching you for two hours.

Dabao: What a big bug!

Fu Xiao: Don't waste my time! Please pay tax-10 yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan? Oh, my God. Only earn 20 yuan a day! What about 5 yuan?

Fu Xiao: Don't lie to me. You earned 200 yuan.

Dabao: Six dollars, dear sister?

7 yuan, beauty.

Dabao: It's not what you just said, nor what I just said. Let's order another one from the beginning. Eight dollars. Why?

Fu Xiao: (looking around) OK, that's all, but there is no receipt.

(Dabao pays 8 yuan and Fu Xiao leaves)

Dabao: What a clever woman! Shit! I am broke! I have to move. I hope I won't meet her again! Look for it after adding oil.