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0 1. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

Everyone says I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

I have been trying to comfort myself after the exam. It's okay. A beautiful girl like me is usually brainless.

04. You are not really fat. It's just that Nu Wa used too much dirt when she pinched you.

05. Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

06. Three hundred Tang poems basically talked about three things: loneliness in the palace. It's hard to fight. Here comes my friend. Goodbye, friends.

07. You don't have to eat if you look good, but if you don't look good, it will really make people unable to eat.

08. Compare your achievements as a child. Grow up and pay more. It's okay now. When you walk a road, you must compare your steps. Leave me alone. I just want to be an undisputed garbage.

In the past, my motto was "Don't bully the young and the poor". After years of struggle, it was finally changed to "Don't bully the poor."

10. When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, and you will feel that everything is reasonable.

1 1. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.

12. Many people advised me to find a boyfriend, even my aunt who sells vegetables at the door advised me, as if someone could take a fancy to me.

13. There are three things on the Internet that you can't compare with others at will: money, beauty and sense of humor! Because as long as you compare, you will find yourself poor, ugly and stupid!

14. I once fantasized about saving the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the world can't save me, and it ignores me!

15. Many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain" after becoming mothers! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

16. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

17. I suddenly received a text message from my son today: Dad, do I still have a chance to become a rich second generation? I have mixed feelings, tossing and turning at night, then biting my teeth and stamping my feet, picking up my mobile phone and forwarding this message to my dad.

18. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful. Although I go to work early, I earn less. Although you are very busy at work, there is Lao Wang next door.

19. I had a breakfast at a roadside stall 10 yuan. My boss is very busy, so I put the money in his basket. Thinking that the boss might not see it, he took it out again. At this moment, the boss saw it.

20. "Do you have bad feelings?" "It went well, and there was no one on the road."

2 1. I am a very emotional person When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

22. For the rest of your life, if your husband smokes, you can buy a small earring; If your husband drinks, you can buy a small diamond ring. Don't make trouble when your husband entertains you, buy a small necklace; Many years later, you are rich, you are rich, the diamond ring shows off your wealth, you are rich, he is just a bad old man.

23. The female passenger next to me is too noisy. I couldn't bear it any longer, so I said to her, "Can you let me sleep?" She waved and slapped me in the face: "smelly rascal!" " "

24. People nowadays look for someone when they are full and have nothing to do. I'm great. I can't eat enough at all.