A disgusting joke

Classic joke: A couple went out to travel and got robbed, and then the robbed person said that each of you pulled a pile of shit for the other party to eat, and I won't kill you. Then they did it, finally escaped from the clutches and went home. At this moment, they spoke.

Woman: I want to divorce you.

M: Why?

Woman: Who told you to shit so much for me?

Classic joke: I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan (1) 1 building in my pocket. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who will tell me?

Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~

Third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard.

Fourth floor. Use a hundred dollars, wash it and spend it.

Fifth floor. The things bought upstairs are still fragrant after washing.

Sixth floor. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . )

Seventh floor. You should lift your pants and leave after you go to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude is so angry)

Eighth floor. Cry ~ I'm eating

Ninth floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with your shoes (Shit, how do you scrape-_ _-||)

10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one favours ~ ~ use underwear ` ~

1 1 building. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands.

12 floor. Using socks is the same as using shoes. . . )

13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... Honestly, what did you use? ...

14th floor. India does not use paper.

15th floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~ ~ (Jie Nv Di really has an economic mind)

16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough (-_-|||)

17th floor. Call for help!

18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your mind. . )

19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . )

20th floor. It's true that he * * finds a hair dryer to blow it off.

I can't. My ass is dry.

Don't bother me with such questions next time.

(Good sweat! ).

2 1 building. Can't you call 1 10?

22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it.

23rd floor. Both are two things I can't bear. ........... is definitely ~ ~

Then tear off the girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir.

Then wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... keep it for use ~ ~ ~

24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . .

You should pull your brother over and flush him with your own urine.

Not bad, still considerate of you (orz)

25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is any.

26th floor. After taking the tuba, pursed the PP, and then began to throw it for about 5 minutes, using centrifugal force to throw the poop left on the PP clean, and then it was ok, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~

The 27th floor. Upstairs hip strength is really strong

The 28th floor. Is there no wall in the toilet? Wipe them on the wall.

The 29th floor. Hold your breath.

Spray the residue outside PP

I really can't get it in (go, where are you practicing? )

30th floor. Wait a minute. Let me wipe it for you.

3 1 building. Be generous! Dora. Block the toilet! When someone else comes in to repair it, you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you need it?

The 32nd floor. Stick the gum in your mouth, just stick it clean. If it is still too sweet to throw away, keep chewing (the worst is you, O_O).

The 33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth, and when it's dry, you can dig off the shell.

The 34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it is more difficult.

The 35th floor. What if I have diarrhea? Then 100 is not enough.

The 36th floor. There are two ways in front of you: choose love or continue to love, the greatness of love or the temptation of money? This is a question, a choice. When you finally find the support of life, when you pick up the bill and treat it like dirt, you suddenly find that it has dried up. -guarding love seems to have sacrificed a lot, but in fact it has gained more.

Classic joke: two beggars who eat hot rice,

I am very hungry in winter.

See a piece of shit,

They all want to eat in order to survive.

But they were both embarrassed,

As a result, B said to A, "Come on, I'm not hungry."

A start eating.

Eat, eat,

After all, it's shit,

A threw up.

B eat it at once,

A it's strange,

I threw up. Isn't that more disgusting?

B replied, "I just want to have a hot meal."

Classic joke: poor monkey Nini went to the zoo one day to feed the monkey … threw peanuts to the monkey to eat … but one monkey always stuffed peanuts into his ass first … and then took them out to eat … Nini felt sick and ran to ask the administrator … why did that monkey behave so strangely? The administrator explained: because someone threw him a big peach last year. As a result, the seeds of the big peach could not be discharged from his ass smoothly.

Classic joke: Prove that a man saw a store sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman held out his hand.