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Li Ao: People who are enemies of the world live in peace with their own lives.
Han Han when writing a composition and I when reading a composition are not only junior high school students, but also have short hair and short knowledge. Han Han said absently in the article: Li Ao is fine. (That's roughly what it means anyway. )
Han said coldly, "Literature is a fart. No one should pretend to be forced." He was so angry with Zhao Lihua, a pear-shaped poet, a famous poet in China and a literary elder that he couldn't sleep at night and couldn't eat well. At this time, I also fought back: you (Han Han) just learned a little from Li Ao.
Although I'm nearsighted, I'm not stupid. I remember the name Li Ao. It will take two years to look at this man again. When I graduated from junior high school, I found a set of Li Ao has something to say in Xinhua Bookstore and bought some books to read.
Li Ao has something to say is actually not an article by Li Ao. This is a talk show column that Phoenix asked Li Ao to do in 2004. The book "Li Ao has something to say" is to record and publish Li Ao's views on the program. You can also understand it as Li Ao's version of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio by Xiao Song.
Li Ao talked a lot about it, from politics and society to people's livelihood ideals to women, which is similar to Song's fantastic ideas. The difference is that Gao is a gentle fat man, while Li Ao is a sharp thin man. What's more, Gao's tenderness as a fat man may not be widely known, but Li Ao's sharpness at that time was well known.
After entering high school, I know more and more about Li Ao, less and less about Li Ao, more and more about him, and more and more feel my prejudice and narrow understanding of him.
It's really interesting. Let me tell you what I know about Li Ao:
Li Ao is a child prodigy.
Li Ao, a native of Heilongjiang, was admitted to Beijing No.4 Middle School at the age of 13, that is, Beijing No.4 Middle School where he studied in his senior year. His family moved to Taiwan Province at the age of 0/949, and won the second place in the composition of Taiwan Province Province in his sophomore year. When Li Ao was a middle school student, he could discuss problems with Qian Mu. At that time, Hu Shi was still there, and Li Ao said, "He knows Hu Shizhi better than Hu Shizhi.".
Li Ao is a prisoner.
He has been to prison twice. The situation inside is very complicated, but one thing is worth pondering:
Li Ao first wrote an article in 1966 to annoy the authorities of Taiwan Province province, and was charged with "obstruction of official duties" in 1967. It is worth mentioning that when Bai Yang (Bai Yang who wrote The Ugly China) was in prison, he wrote to his wife asking her to ask Li Ao for help. Li Ao revealed in the newspaper that the Kuomintang had framed Baiyang, and Baiyang compromised. Helping Bai Yang became the third charge of Li Ao's first imprisonment.
Even Li Ao is terrible in prison. He reread the Complete Works of Chiang Kai-shek, and then found an argument to hit the Taiwan Province provincial authorities in the face. He wrote more than 65,438+000 books, most of which were banned by the authorities. When the Kuomintang mentioned Li Ao's name, it got a headache, and it dared not add another word for fear that he would find fault again.
Li Ao is a writer.
Li Ao's life is full of splendor. According to incomplete statistics, his life has more than 6.5438+0.4 million words, and he has published 83 books (not counting the books banned by Taiwan Province authorities), and the real works are waiting for him.
He not only writes essays and comments, but also writes novels, not much, just a book called Beijing Fayuan Temple. It tells the story of Kang Youwei, Liang Qichao and the Reform Movement of 1898. This novel was nominated by Nobel Prize in Literature.
Li Ao is a madman.
As mentioned earlier, he is a disciple of Qian Mu. In fact, at that time, Li Ao had an intersection or dispute with most Taiwan Province provincial owners. Except for a few people, Li Ao almost scolded them. He cursed the masters of his predecessors as well as his peers.
On the contrary, he did his duty and angrily refuted others; In order to please him, Li Ao didn't let go, and often reprimanded him face to face. Swearing is also often divided into skills, sometimes it is deleted at first sight, and sometimes it refers to cursing and learning from China and the West.
For example, Li Ao scolded Jin Yong, saying that Jin Yong wrote rotten eggs. Someone asked him if he had read Jin Yong's books, and he replied: Just smell the rotten eggs, but you don't need to eat them all.
Scolding Li Ao is nothing new. People are often brought to court with a single complaint, from the "Dean" to the "President of the Fifth Hospital". From the Standing Committee of the CPC Central Committee, legislators, hospitals and professors, Li Ao sued them from top to bottom. Someone once said that Li Ao is the happiest person in Taiwan Province Province:
He (Li Ao) is a loner, scolding whoever he likes and scolding whoever he dares, and he is unscrupulous. He has no boss, no boss, no friends, and another sum in his hand, and his six relatives deny him. How happy he is!
The most ridiculous thing is that on 20 1 1 that year, Li Ao suddenly scolded Zhang Lan, the mother-in-law of Big S. In order to protect her sister, Little S said: Li Ao secretly loves Zhang Lan, but we can't say that he can only show his love in this way. It was a joke, but Li Ao got into a fight with Xiao S, and talked about "Kangxi Comes" and Xiao S's big three games.
In 20 13, Li ao really came to Kangxi, but this time he came to refute the rumors of his death. He smiled and said: Every time he comes to the show, Xiao S will sit on his lap. Xiao s took the opportunity to joke that this time I would take the opportunity to sit down first. I don't know if it is the last time.
Li Ao is such a person. There is a saying: I just like the way you hate me and can't fuck me. This sentence is simply tailored for Li Ao.
Li Ao made many mistakes in his life. He opposed the masters, the government (for which he was imprisoned twice), politicians and artists, the whole world, and even his ex-wife Hu Yinmeng-Li Ao's ex-wife was Hu Yinmeng, a beautiful woman. One morning, when she saw that Hu Yinmeng was constipated, she went to the toilet. Later, she came out and said, beautiful women stink when they go to the toilet.
At the same time, as a writer and critic, he wrote more than100000 words of articles, some of which are exquisite, some are extreme and unreasonable, which are eye-catching works of bloggers. For example, he said that he understood and supported this kind of terrorism in the program in 2004, which scared the director to stop the program. Finally, when publishing this anthology, he added a sentence at the end:
Mr Li Ao's opinion does not represent that of the editor of this book.
In short, this person is a "very politically incorrect" person. He really has unparalleled talent. When the professor at National Taiwan University wrote a paper, he didn't dare to move a word except for correcting a clerical error. The only novel was nominated for the Nobel Prize, and then he disowned the novelist at will.
He is not a gentleman at all. As the saying goes, a good man doesn't fight with a woman and scolds a woman mercilessly, no matter whether she is beautiful or ugly, famous or not. Hu Yinmeng looks so beautiful, but the divorce is very embarrassing. Hu Yinmeng finally introspected and said:
My marriage with Li Ao has turned me from cynicism to introspection, and at the same time, it has turned me from a person who worships rape too much and will have an impact on human beings to a person who is looking for his own inner creativity.
So Li Ao, the person he likes, will say that he is a proud fighter and a stone that has been eliminated, but this person is really disgusting. Most people secretly scold him as an indelible stain on the toilet, smelly and hard.
A few years ago, I saw a news that touched me deeply for a long time: Li Ao brought his son Li Kan to Peking University to give a speech, saying that his son was better than him.
By this time, Li Ao was no longer young. He took his youngest son, Li Kan, and began to use his fame to help his son.
Even Li Ao, who never praises others, gave his son a chance to praise him. Later, Li Kan was admitted to Peking University, which had to be said to be the result of Li Ao's dream of Peking University (Li Ao always dreamed of going to Peking University) and Li Ao's activities in the mainland. .
In fact, when I saw this news, I was a little shocked: Li Ao said that beautiful women stink when they go to the toilet, but I didn't know that Li Ao didn't look good when you stood on the podium for your son.
I suddenly remembered Li Ao when I watched Wolverine 3: Twilight Wolves Looking for Hometown. Wolverine was so invincible when he was young that he finally died in the movie. He couldn't fight the whole world, and then he was resurrected by blood. Instead, he carried his daughter to the left and to the right, breaking through the encirclement.
After watching the movie, I suddenly began to understand Li Ao.
Proud as Li Ao, powerful as Li Ao, unreasonable as Li Ao, hostile to the whole world, such as Li Ao, and finally softened with the world when you get old.
Li Aorou is tough in the middle. He knew that his time was running out. Some time ago, he wrote a farewell letter to his family, friends and enemies, and made his own video called Goodbye Li Ao.
Li Ao's "Goodbye Li Ao" video.
This man, who is the enemy of the world, reached a reconciliation with life in the last period of his life and shook hands and said goodbye.
I think, no matter what Li Ao has done to the world and everyone before, he still loves the world.
This is also the most romantic farewell I can think of. A prodigy, a writer, a prodigal son, a madman, a straight male cancer, a prisoner who has been in prison, and a lawsuit madman, the first three vernacular Chinese in the first 500 years and the last 500 years, finally passed away.
From today on, there is no Li Ao in the world. God is really a good screenwriter.
I know, I don't think it will happen again.
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