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[Exam composition] Breastfeeding a puppy for the first time Zhang Yuanjie
One day, my father brought back a small milk bottle from the street. I thought: "I'm not a little baby, I don't drink milk." I ran to my father's side, and I couldn't wait to ask my father: "Dad, who is this bottle for?" Dad said: "This is for our family." "Grapes."
I washed the bottle and poured milk into it. Dad said: "Put less milk, otherwise the puppy will not have time to drink." I followed my father's request and made milk for the puppy.
The first time, when I was feeding the puppy. The puppy didn't open its mouth, and kept its mouth tightly closed. It’s like a picky little baby who doesn’t like eating vegetables?
The second time, when I fed the puppy, the puppy still didn’t open its mouth. I put the pacifier directly into its mouth, and the milk fell drop by drop from the corner of its mouth.
The third time, I fed the puppy, and the puppy turned its head directly to the other side. I was so angry that my hair was about to burn. I "bumped" the bottle on the table angrily.
I ran to my father’s side and said, “Why doesn’t the puppy drink milk?” Dad said, “You hold down both sides of the puppy, that’s enough!”
I did what my father said and held down both sides of the puppy. Sure enough, the puppy drank milk. However, the puppy stopped drinking after a while. Dad said: "Why don't you press the bottle?" I said: "Why do you need to press the bottle?" Dad said: "Otherwise the puppy will be tired." I said: "Yes."
This time, the puppy finally drank the milk happily. Feeding the puppy is not an easy task!
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