So boring

1. The bus was very crowded, with a thin man and a fat man standing.

The thin man said: "It's not easy to wait for an empty seat."

The fat man said: "You are better! Like me, I have to wait for two empty seats!"

2. A handsome guy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin, and the sound was like scraping the bottom of a pot with nails...

One afternoon he was playing the violin, and suddenly the door was pushed open. The safety and hygiene aunt came in and said seriously: "Who is cleaning the pot? Don't you know that rice cookers are not allowed in dormitories?!"

3. One day you took tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the street. At an intersection, a tomato was hit by a car, and you said, "Hahaha! Ketchup!"

At another intersection, a watermelon was hit, and you said, "Hahaha! Watermelon juice!"

At the third intersection, you were run over by a car. Strawberry said: "Hahaha! Scum!"

4. One day, the school invited parents to visit the school to see the class. In one class, the students said hello to the teacher and said: "Good morning, teacher."

The teacher thought that the students should also say hello to the parents present, so he said: "Where are the other parents?"

Before the students had time to react, the parents stood up together and said, "Good morning, teacher."

5. A boy bought a piece of bread worth two yuan in a bakery. He felt that the piece of bread was much smaller than the usual ones, so he said to the baker: "Is this piece of bread much smaller than the usual ones?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter." The baker replied, "It's smaller, so it's easier for you to pick it up."

After hearing this, the boy put the five-cent coin on the counter and was about to walk out of the store. The baker stopped him: "Hey, you haven't paid enough for the bread!" "Oh, it doesn't matter."

The boy said politely, "The less, the easier it will be for you to count."