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"It takes a hundred years to miss the monarch, not a night." What does this mean?

I miss you all my life, not all night.

Original text:

Wang became attached to his neighbor Su Jietong when he was young. When he got married, Su Shenfu went out and needed to find old friends. It was a dull night, because the female character was laughing, and the play asked to pay tribute to E Sheng. I have long known the beauty of women, and I am glad to hear it. I want to make a plan with a woman, but I'm afraid she's jealous. This is a false statement. I know very well about asking a woman's boudoir. The next night, I climbed over the wall and went straight to the woman's house to knock on the window.

The woman asked, "Who?" A: "E Sheng." The woman said, "I miss you for a hundred years, not one night." Langguo loves his concubine, but he wants to send the iceman quickly; In private, I dare not do it. "Su Gu vowed to hold the jade wrist.

Translation:

When Wang was young, he had an affair with Suk, a scholar next door. After marriage, sook will come after her as soon as he hears that her man is out of town. That night, it happened that the agent came. Wang told him what Rouge said as a joke and jokingly asked him to tell it to Eqiu Falcon. Suk always knew Rouge was handsome. When he heard this, he exulted and thought it was an opportunity.

I want to discuss it with Wang, but I'm afraid she will be jealous. He pretended to be careless and asked the way to Rouge's house in words, asking very clearly. The next night, I climbed over the wall and entered Bian's house until Rouge was outside the bedroom and knocked on the window with my finger. Rouge asked, "Who is it?" Suk replied, "I'm Okuhiko."

Rouge said, "I think you are a lifetime, not a night." If you really love me, you should invite the matchmaker to my home earlier. If you want to be indecent in private, I beg to differ. "Suk pretended to promise and begged to shake her hand as a promise.

Source: Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio-Qing Pu Songling

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Creation background

Pu Songling was born in a scholarly family. In his early years, he also wanted to use the imperial examination to be an official. Unfortunately, he tried again and again and could only make a living by teaching. He has been interested in folk ghost stories since childhood. It is said that Pu Songling once opened a teahouse in front of his house in order to collect materials. People who come to drink tea can use a story instead of tea money. Pu Songling collected a large number of bizarre stories in this way, and after finishing and processing, they were included in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.

According to the notes of the Qing Dynasty, "Three Borrowing Lu Bi Tan", Pu Songling spread a mat on the ground next to the avenue every morning and set up a yancha, waiting for passers-by to collect anecdotes. Every time I hear something, I whitewash it when I go home.

In the first year of Kangxi (1662), Pu Songling began to write stories about foxes and ghosts at the age of 22. In the spring of the eighteenth year of Kangxi, forty-year-old Pu Songling compiled the manuscript into a book Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio for the first time, with a preface in the south. Since then, it has been added frequently. It was not until around 239 and 46 years of Kangxi that there were several addenda in the book. The writing of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio lasted more than forty years, and Pu Songling devoted most of his energy.

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