Ask for some short essays about English jokes. I want to improve my reading comprehension.

"Don't name your dog."

Everyone who owns a dog calls him "Roger" or "boy". I call mine "sex". He is a good friend, but when I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, he embarrassed me. I told the clerk that I wanted a sex permit. He said, "I want one too!" " . Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "you don't understand, I've been having sex since I was 9 years old." He blinked and said, "You must be a big boy".

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I always took sex with me. I told the waiter that I wanted a room for me and my wife, and a special room for sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay the bill, we don't care what you do. I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand that sex keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "interesting, I have the same problem."

One day, I signed up for a competition about sex, but before the competition started, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I just stood there looking disappointed. I told him I planned to have sex in the competition. He told me that I should sell my own ticket. "But you don't understand," I replied. "I wanted to have sex on TV." He said, "now that cables are everywhere, it's no big deal."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court for custody of the dog. I said, your honor, I had sex before marriage. The judge said, "The court is not a confessional. Please don't digress. " Then I told him that after I got married, sex left me. He said, "Me too".

Sex ran away again last night. I spent hours looking for him everywhere in town. A policeman came up and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at three in the morning?" I told him I was looking for sex. My case opens on Friday.