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The Best Taste Composition in Life
On that day, the wind grabbed the rain star as if looking for something on the ground, and lightning also came to help the east end and crashed into the west end. No sooner had the pedestrians on the road found shelter than it began to rain. It's raining harder and harder, and soon it's like a downpour. Look at the rain in the sky, it's really like a waterfall! I was sitting on the sofa doing nothing when my mother came up and suggested, "Let's play chess!" " "I immediately promised. Let's take our positions and go to war. Due to my carelessness, the first game ended in a fiasco. But not to be outdone, I summed up the reasons for my failure with a short rest-underestimating my enemy and carelessness. Then, the second battle began. I watched my mother's thoughtful expression and sly smile. When my mother wasn't looking, I added another white chess beside the three white chess that my mother didn't block. "yeah! I won! When my brother shouted "War! "At that time, I had been confidently waiting for my mother to play chess, and gradually the chessboard was covered with black and white pieces ... My mother was an indomitable person, only to see her mouth upturned and habitually put her head up, as if she were sure of winning, urging me:" Hurry up! Hurry up! "I played a game of chess with doubts. Mother clapped her hands and shouted, "I won!" " I looked intently and my heart sank. I smiled and said, "I'm really sorry. It seems that I won!" " "I saw my mother stare big eyes and look at the chessboard nervously. The expression on her face really doesn't tell whether he is crying or laughing. She stared at the board for a long time and said, "I ... I'm just embarrassed to let you lose, so I ..." "So I won"? Thank you. " I asked, suppressing a smile. Unconsciously, the old man has been wandering around 9 o'clock ... so he spent a happy day in a rainy night.
Colorful palette, life is so sweet, so extraordinary, so happy. The kaleidoscope has its colorful colors, the five-flavor bottle has its ups and downs, the seven-color flower has its colorful colors, and the classmate book has its beautiful wishes, but life also has ups and downs and good wishes.
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