Jokes about spring

A friend of Er Nianqing said to him, "Er Nianqing, I'm really surprised. I'm afraid of cold in winter and heat in summer. What should I do? "

Afandi thought about it and answered him, "Idiot, why don't you spend more money to keep spring and let it accompany you all the year round?"

spring

One day, when Ji Xiaolan was looking for the emperor, he was stopped by a eunuch. Eunuch: "I heard that Mr. Ji is a gifted scholar. Can you write a poem, or you won't be allowed to pass it? " Ji Xiaolan wrote two poems without thinking. There are three people in the world, four seasons, summer, autumn and winter. The eunuch said, "Isn't there four seasons in a year? What about spring? " Mr. Ji looked at the eunuch coldly and said, "Do you still have spring?"

Dating with spring

American philosopher george santayana decided to end his teaching career at Harvard University one day in April. On that day, in the last class of Harvard Auditorium, a beautiful robin stopped on the windowsill and kept singing. Santayana looked at the bird absently. For a long time, he turned to the audience and whispered, "I'm sorry!" " Excuse me, gentlemen. I have an appointment with Spring. "After speaking, he hurried out of the door.

Spring is coming

A little girl's teacher assigned her homework, which was a composition about spring. The little girl wrote, "When spring came, the kitten called me and asked her father," Dad, Dad, why didn't I call? Dad said: it's not that I don't scream, it's that time is not up. I asked dad, dad, dad, why didn't mom scream? Dad said, it's not that you didn't scream, it's that you didn't hear. I asked my father, Dad, Dad, why didn't the nanny call? Dad said: it's not that she doesn't scream, it's that she doesn't dare to scream!