Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - When I was a student, I broke your stomach with a little joke.
When I was a student, I broke your stomach with a little joke.
When you were a student, there were often some funny things that broke your stomach. Let's have a look!
1, several students get together and compare who is the least worshipful of foreign things. Wang Jia spoke first: I never buy foreign goods; Yi Lee shook his head: I never watch foreign movies; Zhang Bing stood up slowly and said, Hum, I have never failed the foreign language exam since I entered school.
When I was in college, two sisters in the dormitory went to study by themselves. Lao Liu asked the boss: What does this word mean? The boss scratched his head and said, I forgot what I just saw yesterday. Please hit me! Then Liu hit the boss and told her the meaning of the word. A few days later, they went to study by themselves again. Lao Liu asked the boss what the same word meant.
3, self-study class, Xiao Juan accidentally put a fart. The students all turned their heads, and Ah Tian, who had a crush on her, said, I'm sorry, I let go. After a while, Xiao Juan couldn't help letting go. Xiao Du, who had a crush on her, was busy defending her: Since everyone is so happy, I'll join in the fun. However, Xiao Juan later released another one, when someone asked: Who released this? At the same time, Peng, who secretly loves her and likes her more, stood up and said, I let her go. Then he pointed to Xiao Juan and said, "From now on, her fart belongs to me!" !
I hope to have a primary school teacher's father when I go to primary school. I hope to have a junior high school teacher's father when I am in junior high school. I hope to have a high school teacher's father when I go to high school. I hope to have a university teacher's father when I go to college. Do you still think rich dad is the best after school?
My friends and I were very proud when we first entered the military training. We just got the uniform from the material supply department and saw a man in uniform coming towards us. We stood at attention, saluted at once and said loudly, Good morning, sir. ?
? Good morning. The other party replied,? The post office staff are at your service. ?
6. One afternoon, I felt very sleepy. So I went to the water room to wash my face. As soon as I entered the water room, I saw my friend monkey fighting fiercely with a basin of clothes. Seeing how carefully he washed, I said hello and began to wash my face under the faucet on his left. I looked up, damn it! I don't know when this guy jumped to my left and washed another basin of clothes. I was really impressed at that time. I washed two pots of clothes! I looked at him in surprise. I was about to speak when he suddenly turned around and said sadly. I just washed the wrong clothes! ?
7. A classmate chased a lesbian for a long time before learning well. After writing the ninety-ninth letter, the female classmate wrote back and said: 6 1? Two big words, nothing else to say. The students are puzzled. After repeated thinking, he couldn't understand what they meant. So he asked the love expert in our dormitory. Expert explanation: 6 1 was written by a female student in the music department. It is necessary for students to read it and understand its meaning. Pull? fall down
8. all your friends who are studying know that some students often set some? Settings? I was making a joke on you. Remember when learning Yueyang Tower, classmate A suddenly pointed to the textbook? Carve Tang Xian's modern poems on it? A poem that hits the nail on the head? Ask me two words:? How to pronounce these two words? I was caught off guard and blurted out: Poetry? Ah! ? A immediately replied:? Hey, apprentice! ? I don't know. I was fooled Now I think hard for a moment, and I have the law of revenge. I asked: how do you pronounce these two words? A said:? I don't know him. ? I knew there was this answer, so I smiled and said, you are so outrageous! You even? Master? I don't even know him! ?
9. My brother likes to jump on the stool every time he sleeps (on the upper bunk). One day, the two brothers in the lower bunk couldn't say anything because of their good relationship. One day, this gentleman will jump. The lower berth hurriedly avoided, only to see this gentleman fly to bed with a bang. Suddenly? Bang? With a bang, the bed collapsed and he fell directly from the top to the lower bunk. We all laughed to death, only his brother in the lower bunk silently chanted: Fortunately, I went to the temple yesterday and asked for a sign saying that I was robbed today, which was really clever. Everyone fainted!
65438+
;
- Previous article:Promote the land of network civilization and reject online games.
- Next article:Matthew Perry's personal experience.
- Related articles
- Zhan Tianyou said, "China is awakening gradually". What major events were there to see at that time?
- I have no money. Who can tell a joke about beggars in Doby ... God bless you kind people.
- Can the emotional gap between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law be bridged?
- Everyone's actor.
- Landlord reduces rent for tenants after 1990s in Guangdong 15 days. What was her original intention?
- Book shortage! Recommend some novels about male pigs serving as soldiers, and kneel down to thank them ~
- Why is the Indus River in Pakistan and not in India?
- Why should we drink boiled water often?
- The script of a funny skit about buying clothes is urgent. It is a group of six people, a boss lady, two employees, a pair of rich bosses, and a boss lady.
- Is the literary queen of Sui Dynasty really like "silly and sweet" in Lonely World?