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Jia Xuming said that this day will be reduced to a great position.

Jia Xuming will be demoted to a higher position in Sri Lanka;

You must first remove its QQ, block its Weibo, reject its WeChat, delete its post bar, smash its computer, rob its iPad, disconnect its wifi, cut its network cable, annoy it, then sit still and think, exercise reading, play the piano and practice calligraphy, be wise, be enlightened and be diligent, and then it will become an atmosphere!

The original text is: Therefore, the heaven will drop to a great post, and people must first suffer their minds, their bones and muscles, starve their bodies, empty their bodies, and mess with their actions. Therefore, their persistence has benefited them a lot. (from Mencius)

Interpretation of the original text: First of all, let him be upset, tired, hungry and weak, and make his every move unsatisfactory. Only in this way can he stimulate his mind, make him patient and increase his abilities that he does not have.

Extended data:

This passage is taken from the crosstalk lines of Jia Xuming Zhang Kang News 2+2. The full text of the bank is:

Zhang Kang: Oh, my God. Jia experts are really popular. In such a short time, we have more than 70,000 messages on the Internet. Boy, let's look at the specific problems. Now there are two problems on the Internet besides swearing.

Jia Xuming: Too many.

Zhang Kang: That's quite a lot. Well, he wants to consult an expert. How is he? Mencius' very classic sentence, he said, "Heaven will send down a great post ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

His children should be educated to study hard, but they don't understand. He wants to ask an expert how to make the child understand this passage. And can improve academic performance?

Jia Xuming: As a primary school student, it is really difficult for me to understand this passage.

Zhang Kang: It's a bit difficult.

Jia Xuming: I suggest that this parent should keep pace with the times and tell him something close to his child's life, so that he will understand.

Zhang Kang: What should I say?

Jia Xuming: The sky will fall to the Sri Lankan people.

Zhang Kang: Nothing has changed.

Jia Xuming: We must dismantle it first ... and enter the atmosphere! (The omitted part is an adapted version of the answer part)

Zhang Kang: Well, ouch, I really listened to you and studied for ten years for nothing.

Jia Xuming: Thank you. Thank you.

Zhang Kang: OK, let's look at the Internet now. Fortunately, there is a wonderful answer from Jia experts, and there is no problem on the Internet except cursing the street.

Jia Xuming: Of course.

Zhang Kang: At the end of the program, I'd like to ask expert Jia to make a prediction about the semi-final result of Hezhen. Do you think these two players can make it to the final in the legendary swordsman?

Jia Xuming: I don't care what I said. I need to hear applause and applause from the audience. (cough)

Zhang Kang: Well, that's all for today's program.