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What is the real military camp life like (starting with the recruit company)
The new recruits are not even miserable at all. First of all, the nature of the recruit company is adaptive training. It starts with training queues, including individual soldier queues and squad queues. It means walking around and standardizing the posture. The standing legs will be a little sore and painful. In severe cases, they will be a little swollen. I was a little tired when I was walking. I kicked one leg out and was not allowed to take it back, so I just stayed there. I vomited because of my leg fixation. One part of the rice noodles I ate in the morning was in my stomach and the other part was hanging on my lips. To outsiders, it looked like It's miserable, but those who have experienced it know how uncomfortable it is. Is this intolerable? The second subject is the enemy-catching boxing. When I learned this on the first day, I was very positive. I felt that I had finally touched martial arts. I tried my best to punch straight, uppercut, swing, and straight uppercut combinations all day long. Then the instructor and the squad leader looked at us with evil smiles on their faces. The next day, when we got up before dawn, we knew why they were grinning. Their muscles ached all over, and the muscles on their ribs were so painful that they couldn't even move their arms while walking. There are also ligament pulls. You sit on the ground, one person holds your body, and the other two people tear your legs apart. The entire basketball court is screaming, real screaming, like a pig slaughterhouse, but this can't be done. Tolerate it? Then there are tactics and obstacle training. These two are physical activities, but the requirements are not too high. Just master the basic methods. In the later stage of tactical training, emergency gathering training will be added, that is, the team leader blows a whistle in the middle of the night, and the people gather and then run a few laps. It's worth mentioning that I didn't find it too painful during the emergency gathering, but the premise is that you can't meet a perverted squad leader. My squad leader was a bit perverted, his grandma's. We lived in a large dormitory at that time, a room with five bunk beds on the left, for Class 1, and five bunk beds on the right for Class 2. Two and a half of them were in In a house. I am in the first class, and my monitor's surname is Yao, who is very perverted. The monitor of the second class, whose surname is Huang, is very kind. One night, around one o'clock in the morning, respected squad leader Yao got up to go to the toilet. When he came back, he shouted: Emergency assembly. Then our class quickly got up and got dressed. The people in the second class were also woken up, and they all lay down and watched the joke. The quilt was tied up, the shoes were stuffed into the quilt, and the daily necessities were hung on the backpack. After our class gathered, the monitor looked at the watch, then pulled out a few people who had their pants on inside out, gave us a few words of lecture as usual, and told us to go back to sleep. The whole group untied their quilts, put their shoes under the bed, arranged their daily utensils, and got into bed, but they didn't dare to take off their clothes and just fell asleep like that. The squad leader lay down and smoked two cigarettes. The squad leader got up slowly. We were all not asleep. He threw the cigarette butts out and roared: Naked emergency assembly! Then we got up and took off our clothes. A fellow student of mine ran up to the squad leader wearing underwear and asked sincerely: Do you want to take off your underwear? Then the squad leader raised his feet and he flew straight out. Three minutes later, our nine heroes stood naked in front of the squad leader. We can't say naked, but we still had backpacks on our backs. When I think about these things now, they are all interesting, endless aftertaste, and not bitter at all. Isn't this unbearable? After finishing these, I started to practice shooting. How can I say shooting? Anyway, in this project, I have always been like a fish in water, and I have never been hit at all. At the end of another target practice, a comrade (the one who was kicked away by the squad leader) secretly picked up a few eggshells and was discovered. Then everyone climbed back to the camp. It was a two-kilometer mountain road. It was very thick to get back to the camp. All winter training uniforms are worn out. But I didn’t climb that day and came back by the captain’s car (I didn’t want to say the reason, but someone in the comments suspected that I was a snitch. In fact, it was because I got a perfect score for that shooting. I hate snitches the most.) Is this unbearable? None of this is a big deal. It's a bit tiring, but not so exhausting that I'm looking for a living. Some people even asked me: Is the first three months of being a soldier extremely hard, and once you get over it, everything will be fine? Isn't this nonsense? The real climax is later, and the recruit company is just foreplay. It is really a misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding, to say that new recruits have a hard time. The reason for this misunderstanding may be that the recruits just joined the army and missed home. They called their families to cry, and their families listened and thought, "Holy shit, it must be painful for a child to cry like this." Then relatives and friends spread the word from ten to ten. When I was a recruit, the song "Green Flowers in the Army" could make me cry. But later, my grandfather passed away. I went home and stood in front of his grave. I felt bad, but I couldn't cry.
The society thinks that new recruits have to suffer. Another reason is that veterans who return home from the army like to say that they have an inexplicable sense of superiority in their hearts. The veterans may not be happy when I say this, but it doesn’t matter. I have also had such a period of time, and People talk about things in the army, saying that recruits have vomited even while standing, fainted while running, didn't have enough clothes for emergency gatherings, and the skin of their testicles has been worn out due to long-distance stretching. These are facts, but those who have experienced it know that in your heart, is it really unbearable pain? Soldiers who have just retired from the army will have a little sense of superiority, but this is human nature. I hope everyone can forgive this group and their small sense of superiority and vanity. The real crying is after being discharged from the company. Maybe many soldiers are not as tired as the recruits after being discharged from the company. But after my recruit company ended, I went to a checkpoint, and then went to another training base to participate in intensive training. After three months of intensive training, I went to the plateau for intensive training. Not to mention armed swimming, carrying logs, long-distance running, running on an off-road vehicle, and surviving in the wild every day. The more I talk about it, the more I can’t finish it. In short, the second stage of intensive training is the real cry. If you don't move the rifle for a long time, you can try the hand holding the mouse and hold it straight for ten minutes to see how it feels. At this point it is considered a bit bitter. That’s it for now, I don’t want to talk about the second stage of forced training
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