Sentences about cold jokes

There are many embarrassing jokes and sentences.

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2. Open your wife's wallet with a smile every day: Agricultural Bank card, China Construction Bank card, postal currency card and salary card. . . Look at my wallet again: natural gas card, water fee card, electricity fee card, supermarket integral card, restaurant member discount card. . .

3. Colleagues laughed at the joke and went shopping with colleagues. Accidentally hit by bird droppings, colleagues immediately rummaged through their bags to find something. At that moment, I was moved to look at her and thought she was looking for a paper towel to wipe for me. As a result, the goods actually took out their mobile phones and said, "Don't move!" This probability is too low, I have to post it online! "

In high school, the food in the canteen was not so good, but the soup was ok. But when I finished drinking a bowl of laver and egg soup at a time and was ready to go to the bucket for another bowl, the soup was gone! Aunt in the canteen is very enthusiastic. Let me wait for her to add it. I saw my aunt dragging the bucket to the side of a big pot, picking up the long-handled ladle that scoops dung in the country, and scooping up half a bucket one by one ... Can you imagine my mood when I was watching laver and egg soup? ………