The best smell in the world is the fragrance that floats from the bottom of my heart when you give me flowers and vines.

1. You will meet other women who are on the same page with her, and I will naturally have other men who will be with me, Prime Minister Bai.

2. The best smell in the world is the fragrance that floats from the bottom of my heart when you give me flowers and vines.

3. Your hands are the overwhelming warmth that I cannot touch, and my heart is the chaos that you have never known.

4. Even if the world is deserted, there will be one person who will be your believer

5. When I forget you, I will also forget myself.

6. I have seen thousands of people with hair like yours and eyes like yours, but none of them have your face.

7. I actually miss you very much, but you are very nice and I can’t bother you.

8. Let us continue to love the generosity and prosperity of life, even if the years bully us with harshness and desolation.

9. Thank you for your smile, which once disturbed my life.

10. Eight thousand meters deep, seven centimeters blue, who will care about you? My love is as deep as the sea, and my heart is as deep as the sea. Hundreds of thousands of meters high, hundreds of miles of loneliness, no one gives me freedom to indulge and fetter me for the rest of my life.

11. In those years, the future was too distant and shapeless, and we were so simple that we had no worries.

12. Some people you think you can never forget, but one day time will blur the smiling faces in your memory.

13. You can go back to the past, but you cannot go back to the beginning.

14. Life is a thousand-petal lotus. I refuse to bloom and I also refuse to wither and fall.

15. When the light summer is as light as the flowers blooming, watching the misty rain relieves my sorrow.

16. You are like the bus I didn’t catch, the snacks I didn’t taste, the sweet dreams I didn’t finish, and the movies I didn’t watch. It’s always a pity.

17. When reality slaps you, you should give it a high-five.

18. Look at the passing years with a smile and whisper about the years.

19. Only when you can endure loneliness can you see prosperity.

20. Life is just a journey. You pass by me, I pass by you, and then we practice and move forward.

21. I have never forgotten the past, but buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When the night comes, they will rush out in droves.

22. Who used the fleeting time to mess up the floating life, and also used the floating life to mess up the world of mortals.

23. Sad for everyone’s sadness, happy for everyone’s happiness!

24. There is always someone who you don’t want to think of again and will never forget. he.

25. A person must be crazy at least once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey, or a dream.

26. I was once hard-hearted, but I lost my sense of proportion for you.

27. You are mine that can be met but not sought, met but not kept, met but not possessed.

28. I kill someone in ten steps, but I die with just one look from you. Love quotes: The best smell in the world is the smell of you when I hold you

1. I don't know why I love you, just like I can't describe what the air smells like, but I know I need you as much as I need the air.

2. To like someone is not to reply to his every post, but to study the suspicious comments below.

3. Affection can only be betrayed, and only ruthlessness can be remembered.

4. Love has only two outcomes, either everyone goes back to their own homes, or your mother becomes my mother.

5. It takes many years to warm a heart, but only a moment to cool it.

6. The love I want is simple. When I speak, you listen; when I need you, you are there; when I turn around, you are still there, and that is enough.

7. Because I love you, everyone looks like a rival to me.

8. What does it mean to be "loved"? Even the shortcomings that I couldn't tolerate were tolerated.

9． He's not handsome, he just happens to look the way I like him.

10. A girl has a crush on a boy in her class. The boy is very good in geography, but the girl is very weak in geography.

One day, the girl plucked up the courage to ask the boy: Can you help me with geography? The boy glanced at her leisurely and said calmly: There doesn't need to be two people in a family who are both good at geography.

11. The next time you fall in love, either you don’t start it or it lasts forever!

12. "Husband, what should I do? I can't grow taller" "It's okay, wife, I can bend down for you"

13. I can't say that I can only love one person in my life, it's simply impossible. But there must be one person who can make me smile the brightest, cry the most thoroughly, and remember the most profoundly.

14. No amount of love can compare to your words: I am here.

15. There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence cannot be separated, but love cannot leave.

16． The most beautiful love words are when the person you love the most plans you in his future. I always want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you

1. Do you know why 520 cannot be divided by 3? Because love cannot tolerate a third party.

2. If there is someone who can make you forget your past, that person is your future.

3. I am not good at words and always want to talk nonsense with you.

4. I always want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

5. Love cannot make your world colorful, it can only bring you to a world different from the past.

6. Deleting everything about your predecessor is a sign of respect for the next one.

7. Mentioning any word of your name makes me look up and around.

8. Love is a kind of encounter, but it cannot be foreseen.

9． His heart has already changed seasons, but I am still standing on the day he made the promise.

10. Why do you have to fall in love if you like someone, but how can you be willing to be friends if you like someone?

11. I can't bully you anymore because my heart will hurt.

12. Some people you look at for a lifetime, but ignore them for a lifetime; some people you look at once, but miss them for a lifetime.

13. I like the new and hate the old, but I have loved you for so long.

14. I am the soft-hearted person who was tortured many times by you and then coaxed with just a few words.

15. How many wrong people do I have to say goodbye to before I can meet the right you.

16． I don’t have procrastination. I will open the package as soon as I get it. I will press the alarm clock when it rings. I will eat the snacks as soon as they are opened. I will laugh when you appear.

17. In love, either we go back to our own homes, or your mother becomes my mother.

18. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

19. If you're not going to do stupid things for love, you don't deserve it.

20. Your name is the most beautiful Chinese word I have ever heard, the most beautiful font I have ever seen, and the warmest words I have ever said.

21. I've been in love for three minutes, but I've liked you for a long time.

22. Your position in my heart is so high that even I am jealous of you.

23. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Remember, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

24. There is always that one person in the world who is deeply engraved in your heart.

25. When a person who loves you deeply changes for you, it is because he loves you; when you meet someone, he puts away his stubborn temper for you, it is also because he loves you; he changes your interests into If you lose his interest, it's because he loves you. If you find such a person around you, please cherish it. The little fish that escapes is always the most beautiful; the lost lover always understands you best. The Funniest Jokes in the World

The Funniest Jokes in the World

1. I bought a bag of oranges and before I could eat them, my roommate peeled them open and put them in his mouth without saying hello. , I kindly remind you, don’t eat too many oranges, as they can easily cause you to get angry! He didn't take it seriously and was fine. After saying that, he reached out to get it again, with no intention of stopping.

You're not done yet, are you? Losing my patience, I picked up the bench and threw it at him. I told you that eating oranges makes people get angry easily, but you don’t believe it, Cao!

2. A comedian told people that every time he asked his mother for money when he was young, her mother always said, "What do you think I look like, like a bank?" In fact, the actor said, for a teenage child, parents are the bank. If you really go to the bank and ask for money, the teller will definitely say, "What do you think I look like, like your mother?"

3. My son is eighteen and will take the college entrance examination this year. Study every day and talk about it every day. He said, "If you can't get into college and can't even find a wife, don't even think about having children." My son said, if you want to watch your child play, hurry up and have a baby with my dad. I have to study and don’t have time to have a baby.

4. I forgot to put the air conditioner remote control there. After searching around, I had no choice but to find it on Baidu. Enter what to do if the air conditioner remote control is lost, and the first result is, check if it is placed on top of the air conditioner (please keep the reprint from). I suddenly realized it, climbed onto the bed and touched the air conditioner, and it was actually there! Du Niang You are indeed omnipotent!

5. My friend’s son was eight years old and he was learning Taekwondo in his spare time. One day, he got into a fight with a classmate at school and got three stitches on his head. The friend was called to school and was raped. The parent of the child who was beaten apologized and paid for the medical expenses. He went home at night and beat his son hard. While beating him, he angrily asked his son, "Have I spent so much money to send you to learn Taekwondo in vain?" Are you using bricks?

6. I got lost in the wild with my girlfriend. I didn’t eat for three days and three nights. Looking at my girlfriend’s desperate expression, I bit into her mouth with hunger. Face, don’t tell me, this fan is pretty strong.

7. The reporter went to visit the master. The master meditated for 4 hours every day. When the reporter got there, he said to the master, Master, you meditate for 4 hours every day. , why, the master said, I absorbed the essence of the world for the first two hours. The reporter thought that the master had nothing to say, so he said shyly. , couldn't stand up...

8. I bought a scratch-off ticket and won 400. I ran home happily and told my wife. After we were happy for a long time, my wife said. , Hand it over. .

9. A said to B, "My son often does some improper things recently and refuses to listen to me. He said he only listens to idiots. Please give me some advice." My son! B.

10. A. Donor, I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and want to donate something to you! B. Oh, I wonder what the master wants to donate? Female donor, have you heard of it in broad daylight?

11. There were two people in the dormitory betting on quitting smoking. Whoever wanted to smoke first would give the other 100 yuan. At nine o'clock in the evening, one of them finally couldn't help it. I smoked one in the bathroom, and another idiot said: I don’t want the 100 yuan, so you can let me smoke one too

12. His father is a big shot in the military, and his brother works in a Western company His job and favorable conditions fostered his domineering character. Once, he caused trouble in the bathing city and beat to death the security guard and the boss's son who came after Wen Xun. He blocked the boss at the door of the court and beat him severely under the pressure of public opinion. Forced to commit suicide, he suddenly appeared again. He was Nezha.

13. Many people prefer C when they don’t know how to answer multiple-choice questions. Some analysts say this is because C stands for Correct. It gives people a strong psychological hint. ---I think this statement is far-fetched. The real reason is that C represents Cao. I choose C just to vent my dissatisfaction. I don’t know how to choose C! !

14. I have an 11-year-old son at home. Today I told him that the red tickets he earns when he grows up and goes to work should be given to his mother for safekeeping. My son stared at me and said, "No, then I will lose all my food money." I said I would give you change, and my son replied, Oh, then I will change all the red tickets into zero.

15. A. I think I am afraid of heights. B. Then take it out and let me see it! A. I said, I am afraid of heights.

B. Yes! Take out your certificate!

16. Kidnapping, I cover your eyes quietly; Heart disease, you are the eternal pain in my chest; Gloating at misfortune, when the old cat is kicked out by its owner, the mouse comes out to see him off; Killing with a borrowed knife, It's about a robber who was so poor that he didn't even have a knife; the generation gap, he just got used to his son's long hair, and he shaved his head; the apple, its most glorious moment was when it hit Newton on the head;

17. The doctor told me to hold my urine for color ultrasound at 3:30 in the afternoon. I was very obedient and couldn’t hold it in any longer. . . Sir, tell me what the twenty people in front of you are doing? You want to suffocate me to death! ! !

18. Just now my dad sent me a text message and heard from my colleagues that there is a neon Christmas tree more than ten meters high in front of the station. It is very beautiful. I will pick you up in the car to have a look at it tonight? I was just beautiful, and suddenly I received a text message from my mother, "You can eat by yourself tonight, Mom is out." Just as I was wondering, I received another text message from my father three minutes later. I sent it wrong just now. It was sent to your mother. Just find a fluorescent lamp and see for yourself.

19. In the morning, my wife and I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the marriage formalities. On the way out, I accidentally asked, "Is this where you can apply for the divorce certificate?" . . I'm kneeling on the washboard at home right now.

20. It is said that a prisoner was executed because the bullets were produced by a counterfeit factory. The first shot was not fired, the second shot was not fired, and then the third and fourth shots... . The prisoner couldn't stand it anymore, so he cried and said a classic saying, Brother, don't waste bullets anymore, just strangle me to death, this is so damn scary!

21. My daughter is getting smarter and smarter. I was eating out today and I was walking back with two pieces of cream cake. I accidentally dropped one on the way. When my daughter saw it, she immediately yelled, "Dad, you've lost that piece!"

22. A gentleman drank a glass of brandy at the bar. When paying the bill, the waitress looked at the money carefully and said with a serious face, Sir, the money you paid is fake! The gentleman raised his head and asked casually, "Is this brandy real?"

23. Question: How can I praise the goddess for her beauty in one sentence and also express my feelings in a weak way? Reply: If my mother had a wife like you, she wouldn’t have to worry about her grandson being ugly.

24. A candle died in an accident. The police investigated and found that the match was the biggest suspect, so they took the match away. In the police station. Police, matches, why do you want to kill the candle? Matches, Mr. Policeman, I am not guilty. We went camping that day, and the candle said that it could not be seen at night, so I had to light it.

25. I plan to go to get the certificate with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her and I said, have you thought it through? Are you sure you want to collect the certificate from me? She nodded solemnly, and I felt relieved. I also said, if you get angry after a quarrel, you can't break up casually. She said, I know, I want to divorce.

26. I’m really sorry. My mysophobia is really serious. I saw a girl in the bar who was too dirty, so I forcibly dragged her to my house and gave her a bath. This is what happened, Judge.

27. A disabled man went to the car to beg and met an insurance seller. When he asked him for money, the insurance officer in turn sold him insurance. . . Disabled people say insurance is good, but I have no money? The insurance officer replied, "It's okay. If you want it, it will be available later. I'll wait for you!"

28. The foreign ambassador originally planned to present a pair of precious and rare canaries as a gift. However, one died before it could be delivered to the king. The ambassador had no choice but to catch another local canary to replenish his supply. The king was very happy to see the precious canary, but he didn't understand why there was a local one in the cage? "Because this canary is abroad... ..." The ambassador replied

29. It was raining heavily and I hurriedly took a taxi back to the hotel. After getting off the car, I found that my phone was gone. I couldn't care less about the heavy rain. I ran after the taxi and shouted, "Master." After I parked the car and ran for more than a hundred meters, I found that I was holding the phone in my left hand.

But at this time, the driver had stopped the car and asked me, what's wrong? I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "Please drive slower when the rain is heavy." Later, the master married his daughter to me

30. Manager, after reading your resume, it is true that you have been hired by our company. Hired! Thank you, manager! Manager, you have many advantages, tell me what others you have! I want to get to know you better so I can assign work! My, my shortcoming is honesty! Manager, honesty? This is not a shortcoming! I, really? Damn fat man!

31. My mother called me and said, your cousin brought a girlfriend home yesterday, when will you bring one back too? I put down the phone and immediately rented a girlfriend to take home. When my mother saw her, she said, "Isn't this the girl your cousin brought home yesterday?"

32. A. If you could travel to the past, what would you want to do? B. I want to plant a durian tree in Newton’s yard. C. Go and replace Edison’s hens with roosters. Ding persuaded Lu Xun to study medicine.

33. The doctor asked, how did the patient fracture? Answer: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. I shook and shook. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. The doctor asked, how did the patient fracture? Answer: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. I shook and shook. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks.

34. My sister and I were watching TV together. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, they are all mine. Mom said angrily, one for each person. Then Liz happily snatched one from her sister's hand and said with a smile, "Mom." My mother snatched it back from my hand, took a big bite, and said expressionlessly, I'm not talking about you.

35. The reporter went to the scene to arrest the suspect in a car with pol.ice. In the car, pol.ice told the reporter that our captain was already at the scene to investigate. . . Then the reporter pointed to a person outside the car and said, the big fat man wearing a vest, shorts, slippers, and holding a fan in his hand looked suspicious. Could he be a suspect? Pol.ice said, that is our captain. . .

36. I had an infusion in the hospital for a cold. When changing the dressing, I asked the nurse if your nurse uniforms were not as good-looking as those on TV. The little sister said without looking back, what you are looking at is the Japanese and Korean version of the nurse uniform, not mine.

37. A. I wanted to find out what kind of person my goddess was, so I followed her trumpet. B. Then what? A. She slapped her in the face and kicked her out of the toilet. It turned out to be the trumpet!

38. Long jump The PE class teacher asked a very fat man to do long jump. The students were surprised. The teacher asked if he could jump into the pit. The fat man proudly said, "Teacher, it doesn't matter where I jump. What's important is that I jump there. Those are all pitfalls."

39. Three children chatting together about what is the most poisonous thing! Child A, mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother’s hand was bitten by a mosquito and it was red and itchy. Child B: Wasps are the most poisonous. My brother was stung on the face by a wasp and it is still swollen and painful. Child C thought for a long time and said, I don’t know what hit my sister. Her belly is swollen and round!

40. Husband, how many blessings did I have to go through in my previous life to find such a good wife like you! Wife, it’s not your blessing, it’s the evil I committed in my previous life!

41. I just finished washing my socks and underwear and went to the restroom. When I came back, I saw that my roommate was holding my underwear and sniffing it! I'm scared. . . Just then, this guy said, "Fuck, you're using my fucking laundry detergent again." . .

42. Exercise can really change a person's destiny. My wife followed the teachings of Lao Wang next door and started running with him in the morning five years ago. She has not come back yet.

43. Opposite the building where I live is another residential building. Yesterday morning I was watching the scenery on the balcony and saw a beautiful girl in the building opposite waving to me with a handkerchief through the window, so I waved to her too. Then she ran to another window and waved to me again, and I waved to her again, and then she left again. It was only when she waved to me again at the third window that I realized that she was cleaning the windows.

44. At dusk, I jog on the industrial road.

A young man ran up from behind me and shouted in my ear, "Run!" What happened? I asked the young man next to me. Run quickly. The young man ran ahead of me. After I quickly chased for 500 meters, I asked breathlessly, what happened? You are running too slowly. The young man left me and ran forward on his own.

45. A man and woman went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register. The office staff asked, have they had a pre-marital physical examination? The girl shyly whispered and checked, she is already three months old!