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My girlfriend asks you a serious question. Do you eat ginger?

Hello, first of all, let's analyze this problem. Do you eat ginger? I think what he means is that although ginger is spicy, it can dehumidify. To be a man, you should be bitter before sweet. That's what he meant. You can reply to him like this. Indeed, eating ginger is an attitude towards life. You can also send the following words to her as a life feeling.

Some people say that the best way to be happy is to trick others into being happy. Happiness is a bit like a cold-it spreads quickly.

As soon as I received the admission notice, I was as happy as a plowman who had been in the rain for a long time, and as happy as a fisherman who saw a lighthouse in a foggy sea. Really don't know how to describe it!

In his heart, he is as light as a burden.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

The thought of going boating around the fish scale lake with Xiaoke today made her feel an uncontrollable excitement and joy, and her heart kept beating like a horseshoe suddenly.

Fame and fortune can only bring us temporary happiness; Only a cool head and a love of work can bring us eternal happiness.

"Ha ha ha ha" Look! Li Dengke, who is definitely a rabbit tooth, is very happy while telling his own jokes. In a short time, all the students around were made to laugh. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw him burying his face in his hand, laughing and sometimes striking the table with excitement. ...

The singing stopped suddenly. Then a burst of laughter. Laughter collided with each other in the air, some were broken, and they could never get together again. Let the new get up, chase the unbroken, and smash it immediately. People in the building seem to feel that laughter collides, escapes and chases in the dark air.

Judging from his beaming expression, I guess it must be the implementation of the work.

He smiled happily, revealing a row of neat white teeth.

Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at them for not being open.

Her heart was beaming, her face was smiling and she kept nodding like a dove.

Seeing this scene, I was so happy that I turned over on the ground, laughing and shouting loudly, clapping my hands and stamping my feet.

Joy flooded into her heart, and her heart seemed to ripple in the spring.

What the hell are they laughing at? I think old people laugh for different reasons. Maybe two old people are playing chess together and having a good time. Maybe the old people are walking, breathing fresh air and laughing naturally. May be a few old people playing Tai Ji Chuan together, with a slight smile on his face. After the exercise, everyone laughed happily, which sounded so kind.

There is a bright and happy spark in my heart!

You can still drink when the water is cold, and even happiness seems lonely when your heart is cold.

His heart is like a bottle of honey, his eyebrows are smiling, and even his faint pockmarked face is glowing red.

Smile, be in full bloom, be in high spirits, be all smiles, jump, jump, jump and laugh excitedly.

Xiao Qiang's already narrow eyes, like nails, turned into two curved slits.

Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

Graduation is coming in a blink of an eye, and everyone has prepared a program to perform at the party. Sure enough, at the party, all the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean-each showed his abilities and made the party very lively, but I always felt that something was missing. At this time, Mr. Wang stood up and led everyone's laughter to the party with a stand-up crosstalk. He smiled and laughed, and I suddenly cried because I was later.

If happiness cannot be shared with others, it is not true happiness. Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.

Flowers are smiling brightly, birds are chirping happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.

Xiaoli sipped her mouth, bowed her waist and approached it step by step. Approaching, approaching, I saw her quietly reaching out her right hand to the butterfly, and her open fingers closed and caught the butterfly's wings. Xiaoli is very happy, elated and jumping for joy.

A person who never looks back is not necessarily brave, but perhaps afraid of being seen through the tears on his face. A person who smiles all the time is not necessarily happy, but may be afraid of being seen through the sigh in his heart. Truth is a very difficult thing. People are always afraid of being despised by life and try their best to live a hard life. After a long time, I am getting farther and farther away from myself. How powerful you have to be to finally learn not to hide. The most important word in my life turned out to be-truth.

If happiness can be bought with money, most people will be unhappy because of the high price. People who never know how to be grateful will never understand the true meaning of happiness.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

Delete yesterday's troubles; Decide today's happiness; Set the happiness of tomorrow; Store eternal love; Eliminate hatred in the world; Paste a good mood; Copy the intoxicating scenery; Print your charming smile!

Look at the world with an optimistic attitude, there is happiness everywhere in the world; If you look at things with a calm mind, you will see two sides of things. In fact, we share happiness all the time, sometimes just because you don't have a careful taste. Sharing happiness is simple. Every time you talk to me, happiness and laughter are everywhere.

The sun shines brightly in the classroom, illuminating the happy and excited faces, and each face is like a flower. We used to fight for joy, and we are going to die for it. Therefore, sadness should never be associated with our names.

"Hee hee hee" This is the laughter of Lu Xinfeng, the king of humor. It looks so cute, and its eyes are like a curved moon. When the teacher criticized him, he not only didn't feel ashamed, but also smiled shyly so that the teacher didn't know what to do.