Alfalfa is available, and drunkards drink it well. Two jokes in 002 "Ai Zi", a collection of jokes in Ming Dynasty.

Essays on a Sad Son was written by Su Shichuan in the Song Dynasty. * * * thirty-nine.

See Tao's Wan Shuo at the end of volume 34 and Taiwan Province Tianyi Publishing House's Miscellaneous Notes of Mr. Dongpo's Ai Zi.

alfalfa

It's cold and spring is deep.

Winter in Qi is very cold. Spring is almost halfway over, but the seeds of crops have not germinated yet.

Fang Lichun, an old man in the village, picked a basket of alfalfa for Ai Zi.

A few days after the spring, an old man in the village gave Mr. Ai a basket of alfalfa.

And he said, "I didn't dare to taste this thing at first, but I recommended it first." Ai Zixi said, "I'm tired of you being new here, but who will I admire next?"

The old man said enthusiastically, "This alfalfa has just grown. I think Mr. Wang should try it first. "

Mr. Ai didn't expect that he was loved by the people. He couldn't help being very happy. He quickly said, "Oh, I really bother you. Who did you give this alfalfa to when I ate it? "

He said, "To give a gift is to chop it and feed it to the donkey."

"When you have finished eating, I will cut it and feed it to the donkey."

Please fill Aiko's embarrassed face at the moment.

Lian Hao comments: Carnivores think they have a high status in the eyes of the people, but they are far less than cows, horses and donkeys in shacks.

Thinking: It's a question whether to give someone a gift, something you cherish, or something others like.

Tang Sanzang is still alive.

Ai Zi drinks well and wakes up less.

Mr. Ai is an alcoholic and lives in a dream all day.

Master Xiang Mou said, "This should not be remonstrated, but should be warned by dangerous things."

The disciples knew how to persuade him, but he wouldn't listen, so they came up with a plan to scare him.

One day, I drank a lot of wine. The master sucked his intestines tightly, raised his hand and gestured, saying, "mortals can only live with their internal organs." Now, because of drinking, he got one dirty and only four dirty. How could he be born? "

One day, Mr. Ai drank too much again and threw up all over the floor. The master secretly put the pig's large intestine in the pile of vomit, then picked it up and said to Mr. Ai, "Only the five internal organs can live. Now you drink until you spit out your intestines. If you drink again, you won't live long! "

Ai Zi smiled and said, "Tang Sanzang is still alive. What are the four conditions? "

Mr. Ai opened his eyes slightly, smiled slowly and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Tang Sanzang can go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Don't say I have four. You want to lie to me again, drink, bring wine, and bang ..................................................... "

Mr. Shi Hammer Ai experienced the Spring and Autumn Period, at least after the Tang Dynasty. (haha)

Laugh till you burst your belly, and you can live without the five internal organs. )

I really don't know how to live. Beagan in The Romance of the Gods lived for a while without a heart.

Lian Hao comments: Although people are kind, they have a bad idea and the taste is really not good. Mr. Ai is afraid that he will have a nightmare and will drink when he wakes up.

It can be said that it is a temporary solution. A few years ago, when I was eating Chinese buns at the breakfast stand, I met a greedy man. He had a drink before the sun went to work. Snacks are China hamburgers and free pickles.

On the afternoon of March 20021year 10, Lian died.