Single dog made a funny joke about being single on Tanabata.

Valentine's Day is coming in China. Compared with the happiness of lovers, single dog is particularly sad. She couldn't help vomiting. Let's see what single dog said on Tanabata!

Let's start with single dog, Tanabata.

1, I wish those who love still love, and those who don't love are free.

Tanabata is just a Saturday when we are single.

3. The circle of friends has started the Tanabata notice again, and this single man is speechless.

4. Forward this lonely frog and wish the single friends around you a happy Tanabata!

5.no way! No way! I won't be the only single man in the audience on Tanabata, will I?

6. Sincere friendship comes from endless greetings. Good evening, everyone. I wish you all a single life.

7. Comment on one who falls in love with me. If nothing else, I will let you taste what is unfortunate in life and what is unlucky in feelings.

8. It's nice to be single at ordinary times. Friends who feel sorry for themselves on Valentine's Day and Christmas Day, please wake up. You don't want to fall in love, you just want to join in the fun.

Second, Tanabata single funny jokes

1 7 What night, habitat?

2. You are 99, I am 8 1.

I am a little frog, quack quack.

It is better to eat, drink and gamble than to suffer for love.

I don't know what to say. I wish you all a happy new year.

6. Don't ask me why I don't want to fall in love. Why don't you take Tsinghua Peking University because you don't want to?

7. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and I can only watch you. One object after another is still unrepentant.

8. Hello, I'm the Qixi toad that your relatives and friends ordered for you. Now I'm going to start screaming: lonely (repeat).

Summary:

The above is single dog's funny jokes about Tanabata singles. I believe that after reading this article, you will know more about single dog on Tanabata, and I hope it will help you.