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In terms of technology and tactics, football in China can only be said to be backward or atavism. First, tactics. What are the tactical characteristics of China team in your memory? Two Qi Fei, middle flank? It existed before the reform and opening up, and now it is not as good as then. I think there are two tactics in China. Beating a weak team like Myanmar, a person's ability and physical strength suddenly transferred to the crowd to complete the task, regardless of the effect. Seemingly lively and extremely inefficient, they are basically strikers who are good at wasting opportunities. Only occasionally, the opponent is too weak (basically amateur) to let China enter the two teams, but the defense is too heavy (only by gaining numerical advantage), which is completely out of date and disorganized. At first glance, it looks like an old lady went to the supermarket to snap up, but she tried to run but couldn't run fast, just like hitting a wolf. If you meet a slightly better opponent, such as Kuwait, you will be surprised to find that we will play football in a better way than the Premier League. The live version of "China won the World Cup" is not 10-0-0, but it is not an exaggeration to say that it is 90 1. Even the winger didn't bother to jump out (or come back). They just look for strikers from the defenders, just like international players never walk in midfield (at least China has more chances to kick off in midfield except when kicking off). As for the short pass, Barcelona didn't even dare to think about it, not even as good as Menxing. In the CCTV live broadcast room, you can generally hear the unanimous sigh of the good ball, and the fans are more nervous during this period, and it is relieved to lose everyone. Another unparalleled feature of the national football team is that there are too many non-destructive mistakes at the nonsense level. In other words, opponents can fool themselves without robbing them. Before the past, I couldn't keep up. After the past, I couldn't stop. You passed, hey, he's standing there waiting! Occasionally, if the opponent doesn't grab it, he can still leak from his feet! It's no use worrying. The whole thing is a high school league. Liu Jianhong once said: "Since it can't be passed down, it's simpler. Don't consider the trend, just find something that suits you." I am a staunch supporter of evolution. When I first heard the objection, how could I say so? Later, I learned that these guys had an extra pass and a laughing stock. But Zheng Zhi, for example, I have seen him play in England, which is much better than playing in the national team. I wonder ... It's useless to talk about the rest, such as the Football Association, which can't be changed just because we love football. The above is purely technical and tactical analysis, which may be ridiculous, but you can not believe it, but it is true. It is recommended to read the national football team and understand it after reading the top five.