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Proud wind, gods and sky chapter 5 1 chapter ~ ~ Ask for help ~ ~ …
Deep in Xinghai, on a desert island where a big war just happened, there was silence at this time, only the whistling wind was ringing in my ears.
People on the island and Warcraft stopped the relative movement of zhēn front, stared at the shiny belly of a dragon with gaping eyes, and a huge drop of sweat dripped from their heads.
Daxilong!
As a master, the magic teacher feast was actually given to tūn by his own Warcraft contract!
This is absolutely an absurd event that has never happened in the history of the ghost teacher! If this story gets out, in a few months, it will become a joke that all bards and gossip girls on the whole continent will relish!
Realizing what brilliant achievements he had just made, Aofeng suddenly felt embarrassed.
The result of the first world war with the most powerful enemy of the alliance is so weird. It was really shocking. She wanted to say that she didn't mean to. Originally, she was going to fight with him openly, but God didn't want to. She released such a big wū dragon. It seems that the winner can only be decided next time.
With the strength and defense of the sacred peak king, nature can't be digested, but he was kicked to the key by the hurricane before, and it is estimated that it will take some time to come out. Just AoFeng doubt how he will come out. The abdomen of Warcraft is a sealed space, and teleport is invalid. His Warcraft contract can't be cut open. This method is very limited. Did Taixu Shenglong spit it out? Or did you climb out of Longkou by yourself? Or through some special channels to discharge Xie. ...
Thought of here, AoFeng shivered, hurriedly put this terrible idea out of my mind, so as not to affect my appetite within a few months.
No matter how sacred it is, Aofeng will not wait in the same place. Although some of them couldn't win, she won a small victory this time. She won a king cub and broke its hunting plan. In this case, it is natural to run away as early as possible, otherwise this boy will be angry and get it back with interest.
The first world war made Aofeng see the strength of sacred inflammation. I have to admit, this guy is really terrible and can be called a rival. There is no solution to the existence of natural gods and bodies cooperating with Taixu Shenglong. In addition, he has realized that the characteristics of the four elements are also above himself, so it is not easy to beat him without red. After consideration, she decided not to fight with him for the time being. Anyway, this game is hunting, and it doesn't have to be a head-on collision.
Aofeng's idea turned quickly, and a decision was made in the blink of an eye. Now the action is like the wind, holding the little black dog in one hand, "whoosh!" With a sound, one sprang to the side of Tianmu Shenquan, which had been dragged, lifted it from the lower abdomen with the other hand, then flew out and ran away.
Tianmu Shenquan has collapsed to the ground after releasing a blow regardless of his injury. He has no resistance and can only be dragged by Aofeng.
Too empty dragon spilled for a long time, still staring at his chubby belly, scratching his head for the contractor who was "eaten by mistake" by himself, and finally caught up with him.
In the blink of an eye, the arrogant figure disappeared on the horizon.
After a while, the body of Taixu Shenglong suddenly released a bright brilliance, and the huge body melted and contracted, and finally completely dissipated in the air. Where he once stayed, the sacred figure appeared.
The young man is wearing an ancient and beautiful silver Se armor. His crown-like silver Se hair makes him look dignified, but his face below is extremely distorted. His indifferent expression has been replaced by Shao's anger at the moment, and his handsome face is flushed bright red. The light from a pair of gold and silver pupils seems to have turned into a substantial dāo light, and the whole body's terrorist momentum overwhelmed the clouds on the horizon.
It turns out that this guy is much smarter than Aofeng thought. He didn't use those strange ways, but directly turned the dragon into armor and dragged it out of the predicament. Even so, he was inevitably covered in wet liquid and smelled sour from head to toe.
God knows how angry Sacred is now!
The hunting was broken by Aofeng. Anyway, it is enough to hunt with his strength. A baby of Warcraft is not worth his heart. He doesn't take the level of Li-2 king of Warcraft seriously, but he can't tolerate Ao Feng's invincible Hong Kong foot just now!
That mean toothless guy really kicked a man's place. Dare she play a little more? If it weren't for his natural tenacity, I'm afraid he's not human these days, and that place is still aching. What's more, she kicked him into the belly of Taixu Shenglong, which was a disaster for him who was famous for his cleanliness. He would rather be defeated directly than enter that place full of strange smell. The first time he entered the dragon's belly, he was directly fainted. The thought of staying in that terrible place for so long almost made him faint again.
How hateful! How hateful! He can't wait to cramp and skin that bastard!
However, at this time, Aofeng had already run away, and there was no shadow.
"Ah ah! That sǐ Qin Feng! Don't let me meet you again! " Sacred inflammation is full of anger and there is nowhere to send it. Instead of indifference, it roared like thunder, madly releasing countless horrible bright energy around it.
At that time, the fierce beasts in Xinghai nearby suffered collectively.
The sacred eyes of the great king are red when he becomes a real armor, just like a shā god. Everywhere I went, I met chop, sh ā sh ā, as if the chop was arrogant. He sent a message, and the points in his hand went crazy, which quickly opened the distance with other players.
……
When Shengnu Yao left, Aofeng had taken Tianmu Shenquan and his mother to tens of thousands of miles away.
She stopped on a desert island occupied by seven-star fierce beasts. The butchers took Danba Dam to occupy the territory and settled the Tianmu God Dog in the nest, only to find that she was dying and kneeling on the ground, giving more and getting less.
Tianmu Shenquan is the dark attribute of Warcraft, and the light and light elements of Taixu Shenglong do great harm to it. Even if the sacred blow cannot be defeated, it will be slowly infiltrated into the body by light and the power of light, causing soul damage. Moreover, before the air cannon, Tianmu Shenquan tried his best to use the Force in Neidan, and his physical burden was very heavy. After that, even the king's toughness was unbearable.
"This won't work." Aofeng frowned and looked out of the nest. There is a dark cloud floating in the sky. He looked at Tianmu Shenquan and said, "You are a fierce beast of Xinghai. You can recover from those black fog. Do you want me to take you there? "
According to what I have seen before, this Tianmu God Dog seems to have some truth and should be able to understand himself.
Sure enough, the eyes of the black se giant dog narrowed into a line. After what happened before, she also knew that Aofeng didn't mean anything to them, and she calmed down her hostility.
There is a trace of hesitation in the eyes of Tianmu Shenquan. After a moment of meditation, he shook his head.
"Why, those black fog can't restore your injury?" AoFeng frown even worse. If all these black fogs in Xinghai fail, Tianmu Shenquan will run away.
Tianmu Shenquan was silent for a moment, then nodded and shook his head, and his eyes focused on the little black dog in Aofeng's arms. There is a rare sense of w·n in his fierce red eye. She stood up with difficulty, moved her big head and rubbed against the little guy, her expression full of disappointment.
"woof, woof!" Xiaoheigou got excited, too. Little tuǐ jumped to the ground, shook his tail and ran to the body of Heigou, whose size was Ti m: n.
The affectionate scene of mother and son made Aofeng's heart rise again.
She understood why Tianmu Shenquan, a mature fierce beast from Wang Haiyu, was able to recover some wisdom. Motherly love is indeed the greatest feeling in the world. Because she doesn't want to hurt her children, the reason buried in the depths of her soul can wake up, and because of her attachment to children, she doesn't want to go back and be an irrational fierce beast. No matter in the face of Taixu Shenlong or now, Tianmu Shenquan is unwilling to enter the black fog to recover his injury.
I don't know what can restore the arrogance of the fierce beast in the black fog, but she knows one thing very well. There are extremely horrible Sha Qi and miasma in it. Xinghai and rational people in Warcraft will stay away. Once they enter it, they will definitely be attacked by miasma and become real fierce beasts again.
Tianmu kennel can't have its own children, even if life disappears, it won't forget the little black dog from now on.
Q: There is also Warcraft N, one big and one small. After a while of heat, the eyelids of the big black dog began to close slowly, the pupils diverged, the focal length gradually disappeared, and the breath of life began to weaken.
The little black dog was so anxious that he barked, tears rolled in his dark eyes, and he stared at the arrogant wind as if he were rescuing.
Aofeng picked it up with a sigh and said helplessly, "Son, it's not that I didn't want to save it, it's that I didn't do it. If your mother Q and N are not fierce beasts, I can cure her by contract, but she ... "
Just then, Aofeng suddenly stopped, his eyes lit up and his hair was plucked.
Don't!
She has no F m: contract with other fierce beasts, but because the souls of other fierce beasts have completely lost communication with the outside world, without F m: feedback of her soul information, she can't form a contract, and the head of Tianmu Shengou is still rational, so she can still respond to her contract on behalf of others!
"Little one, you wait." Se became serious, put the little black dog on the ground, and established a contract with the power of the soul.
The little black dog seems to understand that this is an extraordinary moment, and there is no naughty beating. He obediently squatted on one side and watched Aofeng reach out to the body of the big black dog.
A faint silver light soon lit up around.
"There is a play!" Aofeng sent out the power of the soul, and immediately felt the response of Tianmu Shenquan, and my heart was happy. But just as she began to domesticate another soul, a powerful Sha Qi suddenly poured into her body, followed the power of the soul and went straight to the abdomen, and went straight to the second Yuan God!
It's miasma
The wind was proud for a while, only to remember that Yao, the god dog of Tianmu, wandered in the starry sky all the year round. He had been attacked by miasma for many years. Although this time he temporarily recovered a little wisdom because of Xiaoheigou, the miasma in his body did not fade.
The miasma that has been stagnant for tens of thousands of years was once released from the soul, which was extremely terrible. Just like flash floods, the Yellow River flooded and swept in, clamoring to pull the arrogant wind into the ranks of beasts.
This startled AoFeng. Although she thinks she has the potential of a beast, she never wants to really become a beast. In desperation, the power in the abdomen was aroused, and all the energy rushed out to resist the invasion of miasma.
Yao's miasma in the starry sky is the most terrible qi of the gods, and all kinds of turbulent energy can't be suppressed. The water of the soul, the fire of the soul, and even the supreme seven-color wind can only stop briefly and be consumed in an instant. The miasma will go all the way through like bamboo, and it will go straight to the arrogant dualist god!
"Guo ǐ, fight!" The villain of Dannaka's second-dimensional god opened his eyes and proudly said, "There are many dangerous opportunities in these years. She has long exercised her toughness and tenacity, and she is not in a hurry in the face of any major crisis, even if she knows what the end of the miasma is. "
She is preparing to accept the impact of miasma, but the magic energy of the outer circle of Yuan God suddenly has the movement of nerves, and suddenly it shines brightly. In this pure white light, and choi, wrapped in the second element god, also automatically sends out a soft light, expanding a circle, blocking all the miasma!
Even the supreme element, Qi Se Feng, didn't have F m: to resist wū black miasma, but at the moment it seemed to see a nemesis, melting like ice and snow, and being expelled in less than an instant.
Such a strange phenomenon made Aofeng stunned again. She looked puzzled at the empty abdomen, but Zhang Er and the monk were not confused.
Afraid of the power of magic energy? What the hell is going on here?
Before her doubts dispersed, another scene shocked her again. I saw that in the dispersed miasma, a little light of rǔ white Se came out, and a little faint light flashed and dispersed into my body. She only felt as if she had been washed by a clear spring, cool and comfortable. After being attacked by miasma, some scars left in her body were all recovered under these energy points, and all the redundant light spots gathered in the abdomen, all of which poured into the energy of the fiend and were quickly assimilated.
"God, this is the power of the world!" Aofeng stared straight into his eyes and finally recognized what it was. How similar are some familiar and unfamiliar forces and magical energy!
These two forces are of the same origin, but their forms of expression and energy laws are different. The former is aimed at Warcraft, while the latter seems to have an effect on all living things, including humans. However, the power of magic energy is obviously stronger than the rootless duckweed-like light spot, and we can suppress the miasma formed by them and assimilate it.
The miasma in the chaotic starry sky actually contains a kind of world source force. What is the source of this original force? Is it the Force of the Luska world? These miasmas are all floating from the realm of king sǐ. What's in the sea of kings?
There must be something fishy about Feng Ao's intuition, but her current strength can't be explored at all. If you want to go deep into Wang Xinghai, you must have the strength of the king at least, otherwise there will be no F M: sǐ Wang Xinghai who is often haunted by fierce beasts.
However, the biggest miasma problem has been solved. With magical energy, she will no longer be afraid of being attacked by miasma, and she can also use the force of miasma to recover her injuries and physical strength.
Realizing this, Aofeng suddenly got up. Doesn't that mean that he, like the fierce beast, is Xiao Qiang who can't beat sǐ in Xinghai? This time, I not only successfully domesticated a King of Warcraft, but also discovered the secret. Although the domestication process is a bit dangerous, every dark cloud has a silver lining.
"Ha ha!" AoFeng opened his eyes and laughed.
Tianmu Shenquan has raised his head, and his injury has been completely cured under the action of magical energy. The little black dog is scratching his head with his paws happily. Seeing Aofeng open his eyes, he jumped forward happily, turned two somersaults in the air, and jumped into Aofeng's arms.
Aofeng rubbed the little black dog's head and said with a smile, "Little guy, are you satisfied now?"
The little black dog was so happy that he jumped to Tianmu Shenquan with a little finger. Ti: n, Ti: n, NQ: n, birth mother Q: n, and both sides had their own resources.
Tianmu Shenquan is not as naughty as a little thing, and his expression is very awe-inspiring. His eyes are grateful and respectful, and he looks at the arrogant wind. His eyes are clear, and he can't find a trace of Yao's murderous look.
"Goodbye ... look, Lord ... man ..." The thin voice of Tianmu Shenquan said slowly.
God's wisdom has been eroded by miasma for a long time, and she almost lost her language ability. She talks like a child babbling, and her health has not recovered immediately.
AoFeng smiled, nodded and asked, "what's your name? Where was it before? "
Tianmu Shenquan thought blankly for a moment, shook his head and continued to struggle with his tongue. "I don't remember ... I only know ... the name ... the case ... the soul is cracked."
Gus. Split soul, first name, last name. It seems that this Tianmu God Dog used to live in the land of the gods. It is called F m: with the classic name of the World of Warcraft family. I am afraid it is still quite a big World of Warcraft family. I don't know how she got into the starry sky of Bao.
Unfortunately, after tens of thousands of years of miasma erosion, her other memories are already incomplete and she can't remember anything.
Aofeng doesn't mind. As long as she is her own Warcraft partner, she doesn't care about each other's background and background. M not m not chin added, "it's nothing to remember. You are greatly affected by miasma, so you need some time to rest and recuperate. I put you in my living space, where you can practice your language and communicate, and then come out to help me when your strength is restored. Before that, please help your child first. "
She originally wanted to give the little black dog a name, but seeing Gus's feelings for the child, Aofeng gave her Li Quan, and the great mother Q: n is worthy of respect.
Gus looked at the little black dog with joy. After a long time, he spoke slowly: "black … blade, split … soul."
Black Blade, the name of Xiaohegou has finally been decided.
Thank you for your compliment. I called myself until the wee hours. Have pity on me ~ ~ ~
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