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Interesting pig's xiehouyu

Lead: I have collected some two-part allegorical sayings about pigs. I hope you like them.

I don't eat mud pigs without butchers.

You don't eat pigs without butchers.

Roast pork leg without soy sauce; White hoof

Roasted trotters without soy sauce, white trotters; Baiti

Roast pork spoils good things for dogs.

There is no heart in the roast pig.

The pig on the anvil was tied up.

The pigs in the market are tied up.

Anyone who hunts wild boar in the mountains has a share.

The fat pig in the case can't live without shouting.

The Chinese fir mast covers the pigsty.

Chinese fir striped pigsty is overqualified.

The boar sat on the lake and retreated to the wall.

The boar sat back in its original position and stuck it on the wall.

The teeth in the wild boar's mouth can't be wrapped.

Wild teeth in a wild boar's mouth can't be wrapped.

The buck teeth in the mouth of the mountain pig can't be wrapped; likely

It is difficult for wild pigs to open their mouths, and they are very tough.

The pig's skin is thick enough.

The mountain pig meets the hunter. Damn it.

Mountain pigs are afraid of tiger skin.

Mountain pig Gongtaro and his party; One return after another.

The mountain pig can't escape the hunter.

The boar was forced to die.

Whoever sees a pig in the mountains has a share.

The wild boar in Shanchong has a fierce mouth.

The fool who sells pigs doesn't know how expensive pigs are; One thousand won't sell, eight hundred will.

Killing pigs to make tofu is not a good idea.

Killing pigs for tofu cannot be said to be a good hand.

Cut off the leg before killing the pig.

Kill the pig, remove the hair, don't water it, and see how to clean you up.

There are different ways to kill pigs and tails; Each has its own method.

There are different ways to kill a pig and an asshole.

Kill the pig, kill the donkey with the other hand; Each has a different knife method; Each has its own killing method; Each has its own way; Every place has its own laws; Each has its own technology.

There are different ways to kill pigs and shit.

Born on a pig, it can blow.

The pig killer knocked at the door.

Experts in killing pigs and shearing wool.

The butcher closes the door without blowing; I didn't screw up.

There is a pig killer in the way.

There is a pig killer in the way.

A butcher who kills pigs.

The pig slayer changed his career. Put down the butcher knife.

Kill a pig with a knife, spread rice porridge and crack your mouth.

Kill a pig and never be a vegetarian.

A pig-killing knife stuck in a pig's ass won't kill him, it will only scare him.

An expert in killing pigs and blowing ass; Laymen don't understand; Pretend to be an expert

Blow it up to see if it kills pigs.

Soft treatment of killing pigs without blowing

The pig next to the stool will not live long.

The fat pig by the stool will not live long.

It's too late to urge pigs for thirty nights.

It's too late to feed Nianzhu at night.

Killing sows at night can't offer sacrifices to the gods, but it will kill another life; If you can't serve God, you will kill another life.

I haven't been able to feed pigs for 30 years.

It's too late to feed Nianzhu at night.

After sleeping for three or nine days, the pig trough cover was not hot with cold.

Three-legged sow dead support

Three dollars to buy a baby pig depends on one mouth.

A pig costs three yuan for a mouth.

Three dollars to buy a baby pig with only one mouth; Light falls on a mouth; Light is a mouth; Only one mouth.

Don't cut pig liver for three dollars; Inconsistent; Bova

Three cents to buy a baby pig depends on one mouth.

Thirty cents for a baby pig, that's all that's left.

A pig with three cents can't pull out the door.

Take three steps back and hide in pork.

Baby pig, 300 yuan depends on one mouth.

Piglet can't go out for 300 yuan.

Three hundred dollars to buy a plague pig, and he doesn't talk.

300 dollars for a pig and a naked mouth.

A suckling pig and a naked mouth cost 300 dollars.

A pig with 300 yuan can't pull out the door.

A 300-kg wild boar relies on a mouth; Get a big mouth

The crow joked that the pig's feet don't shine on the lampstand.

The fat pig in the butcher shop will be stabbed sooner or later.

It is disappointing to sell plague pigs in busy places.

Selling sows in busy places, doing everything possible to spoil things; Do something depressing; Join in the fun; Calculate the price; Do something depressing; Do something disappointing.

Pigs compete for food and do not give in to each other; No one will let anyone.

If you are missing teeth, you will eat pig's trotters.

Bite the missing pig's trotters and pull the tendons horizontally.

The fat pigs raised in the pen are born fools; Born to kill talent; Born to kill wood

There are no pigs fighting in the circle.

Mother green blind pig holds taro.

Squeeze a pig without a knife

Sister Qiao chews pig's trotters and idles around; Oily hands are salty.

Cut a pig's ear and suffer at both ends; Suffer at both ends

Pigs don't squeeze with knives.

Picking a pig trough in a thousand miles is feeding you; For you.

Pick pig grass from a thousand miles, not just feed it; Not just for him; Not just to feed you; Not just for you.

A 1000-pound You Zhu is fat and big.

A pig's head bone hanging from the flagpole was held high.

Ride a sow to the market and follow it; Follow boom

Riding a sow as a ringing horse, watching you, sword and gun

Riding an old sow is impatient and can't walk fast.

Riding a sow, rocking a horse, watching you with swords and spears.

Riding camels and driving pigs will make things difficult.

Riding camels and driving pigs will make things difficult.

Riding an old sow with an arrow shaft, look at this set of swords and spears.

Riding an old sow, playing with sorghum leaves, watching you with a sword and spear.

Riding an old sow and watching your sword with sorghum leaves.

Riding an old sow with grass leaves to see your sword and spear.

Riding an old sow across the river is humiliating and losing livestock.

The sow on horseback came to Liangshan to deliver food to the big prince.

Seven or two pigs have eight nipples and their skin is dirty.

Seven bamboo poles fell into the pigsty.

Seven straws were thrown into the pigsty.

The pig in the basket put forward the calculation.

Bodhisattva heart porcupine mouth soft mouth hard mouth.

Joe pig is on the ass, you can pass.

Kill the pig's ass without touching the knife.

Holding a pig's head around, I can't worship the temple; You can't worship in the temple.

Running to raise pigs is for money; For money

The farmer said the valley, and the butcher said the pigs loved each other. Do one thing, love one thing

Oxtail and wild pig share a piece of the action.

It stinks to cook pig food in a urinal.

Cooking pig food in a urine jar stinks.

In 2008, pigs took the plague down the road; On the way; Shuntiao road

It's time for pigs to have no food; Live to the end

Can't catch up with the Chinese New Year pig.

At the end of the year, all the wild boar hunters have a share.

It's never too late to feed the pigs on New Year's Eve.

It's too late to feed the fat pig when you're 30.

It's too late to raise pigs on New Year's Eve.

You eat too much pork, and you have a greasy spoon.

A prick with lard on his skull.

Can men rely on it? Pigs can climb trees.

It's not a good thing to cook the pig's tail.

A pig with a hairy mouth relies on one mouth.

The cat bites pig urine and rejoices blindly.

A cat took a bite of pig urine and was very happy.

Baby cat grabbed a handful of pig urine and was happy; Empty happiness; Empty happiness

Python meets porcupine.

Blind people estimate big pigs and guess at random; make wild guesses

Running pigs in the field is also like; Rogue elephant

Stew the pig's feet slowly

The full moon pig doesn't talk.

When the pork seller came back from fasting,

Pork sellers go home to clean the shelves; Only the shelves are left; There are only shelves left.

The pork seller closed the door and left all the shelves; There are only shelves left.

Don't sell pigs by weighing their bellies; Guangfu

The butcher is an expert in killing pigs.

Pig's feet are exposed in the net bag of wheat bran

Buy a pig's head; Created for oneself

Buying a pig's head to catch a turtle, the capital is not enough; insufficient money

Buy a pig head and eat a pig bone.

Mo Wen, a mother who buys pigs, gets started and marries a daughter-in-law. Don't ask her if she says hello before marriage.

Buy a pig without tail and legs; walk

A grasshopper dragged a dead pig but couldn't lift it.

The trouble of ants dragging pig's tail is yet to come.

Ants drag dead pigs but can't lift them.

Ants crawl unobtrusively on the pig's back; I can't show it to you

I don't know where the bones have fallen; I don't know where the bones are; I wonder where the bone fell.

The face of a horse is uglier than that of a sow.

There is no market for horses to buy pigs; There is no such thing.

The pig on the hemp motor died

Pigs in sacks can't tell black from white.

Pigs in sacks can't tell black from white.

Roast pork with radish and oil; Be soiled with oil and water

The donkey face is uglier than the pig face.

Lu made a scene in the wild pig forest.

The pork in June is angry.

Glazed tiles are bent by pigsty; Qu Cai; Bending material

Two dollars for a pig's head is cheap for him.

Twenty cents a pig's face is worthless.

Pig bile hung on the beams, dripping hard; Cry, cry, cry

Without the butcher of the king, you can't eat hairy pigs; You can't eat pigs with fur.

Cold water burns a pig that is not breathing.

Cold water soup can't reach pigs.

I stole the generation of Baby Pig and Niuyi.

The old pig shit in the trough.

The old pig shit in the stone trough hurts itself.

The old pig woman threw shit into the trough and deserved it.

The old pig woman spilled shit and ruined herself.

The old pig woman threw shit into the trough and committed suicide.

The old pig woman scattered excrement in the stone trough and hurt herself; mutilate oneself

The old pig woman vomited herself in the stone trough.

The old pig woman committed suicide by urinating in the stone trough.

The old pig woman shit in the stone trough.

The old pig shit himself in the stone pit.

The old pig woman dragged over the threshold.

The old pig woman committed suicide in the stone trough.

The old pig woman jumped about in the stone trough and committed suicide.

The old pig woman tore up the shit and let herself suffer in a mess.

The old pig woman hurt herself in the stone trough.

The old pig woman tore off the shit and cut herself in the stone trough.

The old pig woman wiped herself in the stone trough.