Wonderful humorous jokes on campus

That classmate peeked at the novel in class and was caught by the class teacher. The class teacher picked up the novel and said to everyone? All the novels you read are the emperor's grandmother? I didn't understand what it meant at that time. Later, my deskmate said that the emperor's grandmother was too empress dowager (too yellow and too thick)? Life needs jokes, and jokes can make you happy. Welcome to enjoy the wonderful and humorous jokes on campus!

Wonderful humorous jokes on campus (1) 1. In math class, the teacher asked: A deck of poker has 54 cards, among which A has as many cards as B, and C has three more cards than B. How many cards do they have?

As soon as the voice fell, a classmate replied: Does the teacher mean to fight the landlord? 20 landlords and civilians 17. . . . . . .

A new student was smoking in the playground, and the vice principal happened to pass by wearing work clothes and criticized the student. Why do you smoke? Go to my office later. ?

The student glanced at the vice principal and said, you are the only one burning the boiler and the office. ?

In the history class, the teacher talked about Orsay and asked:? Xu Haifeng won the gold medal. What hat did China take off?

The correct solution is the sick man of East Asia. A showy idiot classmate shouted:? Green hat/headscarf ―― a symbol of wearing a green hat.

4. When you are in math class. The teacher asked the deskmate:? What is 150+ 100?

The deskmate said:? Teacher 250! ?

The teacher is angry:? How much/how much?

The deskmate knew something was wrong and corrected it immediately: Teacher 250! ?

Wonderful humorous jokes on campus (2) 1. What science students often do: hold their glasses and become speechless.

What liberal arts students often do: bite a pen and stare blankly.

2. Science students show off to liberal arts students that learning calculus is actually as fun as playing games.

Liberal arts students show off to science students: ancient phonology is as interesting as singing!

3. Science students boast to science students: I know all the poems and songs in A Dream of Red Mansions by heart.

Liberal arts students brag to liberal arts students: I have recently made further research on Einstein's theory of relativity.

4. The most exciting thing for science students: the success of saving the machine. (bought a computer)

The most exciting thing for liberal arts students: the name has become a type. (released)

5. The compliment that science students want to hear most: Oh, my God, you even connected the light bulb line. You are really capable!

The worst compliment of liberal arts students: wow! You even know Shakespeare. You know a lot!

6. Science students' love strategy: introducing appearance.

Love tactics of liberal arts boys: fat water does not flow outside the field.

Wonderful humorous jokes on campus (3) 1. In that class, the teacher talked about tip discharge and contact with lightning.

Said that the discharge occurred at the tip, and the teacher asked after the lecture? It suddenly rained on the mountain, with lightning and thunder. Do you know what to do?

Don't go under the tree. If there is frequent lightning, find a low-lying place to lie on the ground. ?

Student a whispered:? Then why not lie down?

Student b:? No way! There is a lightning rod lying! ?

2. The teacher asked:? Everyone knows the story of Ye Gong Long Hao. Do you know when this happened?

Student:? The story of the dragon must have happened in Jurassic! ?

3. The dormitory is too hot at night, and students spread all kinds of floors without closing the door.

Later, the thief came in, packed all the computers and was caught by a classmate.

I'm just saying, what's wrong with you stealing? Steal my fan. . .

Today, Wu Laoer finally woke up naturally. He stretched himself, looked at the woman next to him and said with a smile. Hi! I don't know your name yet. ?

? I don't know your name either, but I know you will definitely fail this course. ? The invigilator finished and took away his white paper.

The recent trouble of a teacher in this department is this: he failed an undergraduate. The girl looked for him in tears and said that this course was very important to her. If she failed, she would jump out of the window.

The teacher was surprised and angry. Give me your mother's phone number and I'll talk to her.

It's mom's turn to say I'll be here soon.

Half an hour later, she appeared in the teacher's office and said, if you don't leave my daughter alone, I'll jump out of the window! ?

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