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The p>zzs fox was walking in the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouth: "Let you not wear a hat."

The fox went home depressed and put on a hat.

I met the old wolf again the next day and got a big mouth: "Let you wear a hat."

if it happens several times, it is always beaten. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten so often. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

When I first arrived at the tiger's house, I heard the tiger talking in the room: "You can't always be so unreasonable to hit the fox. If the fox comes to complain to me later, I won't be able to protect you. At least we can get by on face. I'll teach you a trick. Next time you see a fox, tell him: Get me some laundry. He brought you soap, so you gave him a beating, saying that I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get soap?

if he brings washing powder, you can also fight, saying that I want soap, but who asked you to take washing powder? Why don't you tell him to go and find me a woman. He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up, saying I want a fat one. If this doesn't end, you can hit him, and I can make sense on my face. "

hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox ran into the old wolf in the street. The old wolf shouted, "Go, get me some laundry."

The fox took his time. "Do you want washing powder or soap?"

Lao lang heard this, huh? Good at it. And he said, "Go and find me a woman."

The fox is still in no hurry: "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

The wolf was stupid at that time. There is no reason to hit it. But the wolf just hesitated for a moment or beat the fox again, and said, "Don't wear a hat!" "