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Speaking of Russian special forces, due to historical problems, Russian special forces not only make terrorists feel scared, but also make people feel scared. On September 1 2004, Beslan No.1 Middle School was occupied by Chechen terrorists, and the Russian army sent special forces with signal flags to rescue the hostages. Three days after the siege, there was a sudden explosion. In desperation, the signal flag special forces launched a storm, which eventually killed 7 members of the special forces and 326 hostages.

This incident dealt a serious blow to the reputation of Russian special forces. After all, such huge casualties are in front of everyone. I suddenly understood what Putin said before. "For terrorists, being caught at the airport will be killed at the airport, and being caught in the toilet will drown in the toilet. Forgiving them is God's business. My task is to send them to God! "

Russia's three veteran special forces, the Gru special forces established in the 1950s, lost 1, 9 1 person in the war in Afghanistan during the Soviet period, and their opponents lost more than 5,000 people. Gru Special Forces is the abbreviation of Russian General Military Intelligence Bureau, which mainly collects intelligence information for Russian troops. Alpha Special Forces, established in 1970s, belongs to the Russian Federal Security Service and is the backbone of Russia's counter-terrorism.

The signal flag special forces, which spend most of their time in special operations abroad, are Russia's "sword" against terrorism. Although Russia has three special forces, these three forces are dissatisfied with Russia in terms of combat system and combat equipment. SSO was formally established on 20 13. In fact, as early as 2009, Russia began to make some moves, but after all, special forces can be formed. SSO, a special force built with the western system, did not receive much attention at first. It was not until 20 17 that Russia joined the Syrian civil war that SSO became famous in World War I. ..

SSO proved in Syria that a civil war broke out in Syria and called on Russia to support it. At that time, there were many crises in Syria, and the government forces were basically at the end of their tether. The powerful presence of Russia almost instantly reversed the war. A Syrian special forces combat team composed of 16 people was surrounded by 300 armed terrorists when performing their duties in Syria, and did not receive heavy fire support. The fate of this team can be imagined. However, this SSO team did not panic, but trained to attack terrorists. After calling for air support, 16 people used terrain and air fire support to completely defeat the siege of 300 people. This confrontation made SSO famous in World War I.

It is said that another SSO special soldier was besieged by terrorists while performing his duties. He decided to sacrifice himself, asked fighter planes to attack his position, and finally died with the enemy. After the incident was made public, the player was named Russian sapphire, and Russia paid a certain price for his health.

Perhaps SSO can become famous not only because of its super fighting ability, but also because of the super patriotic feelings of the "fighting nation". SSO is invincible in Syria, killing as many as 3,000 terrorists in four years. However, most of SSO's actions in Syria are secret battle plans, and several famous battles are deliberately hidden. Hassan is the founder of the "Tiger Division", an elite unit of the Syrian government forces. He is currently the commander of the Tiger Division of the ever-victorious general in Syria and the biggest target of rebels and terrorists. His appearance frightened the rebels and terrorists, and he was called "the sword of Bashar".

During the Syrian civil war, not to mention the generals of the Syrian government, even the generals of Russia could not escape the nightmare of being beheaded by terrorists.

SSO's record in Syria proves their strength. Protecting Hassan, who is highly valued by Putin, is their best choice. After all, the Tiger Division played a decisive role in the Syrian civil war.

It is said that SSO is a special force organized by Putin, and Putin's products must be excellent products.