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In fact, a man will regret whoever he marries.
Similar to the title, women will regret whoever they marry. In order to keep men mentally balanced, let me first outline that women will regret whoever they marry. Marrying a rich man is equivalent to marrying into an empty mansion. You will be gorgeous and glorious on the outside, but bitter and empty inside, because rich men have too many official duties and social activities to spend time with you. Marrying a handsome guy is equivalent to self-destruction. In the era of lustful women, there are many handsome and handsome men. Women sacrificed their lives to flatter him and followed him one after another. Even Liu Xiahui probably couldn't stand the temptations of beauty that came one after another, right? It makes you fearful every day and has no sense of security. You are afraid that your husband will be snatched away by others. If things go on like this, your neurasthenia will break down and everything will be at war. You will be exhausted. Yes, then marry an honest man. This will give you the most security, but an honest man will be unfeeling. Shaoqu, he may give you a rice cooker as a gift on Valentine's Day, because roses are expensive and impractical, so you can hide in the bathroom alone and shed sour plum tears. It is conceivable that such a married life is like a pool of stagnant water, lifeless; in this case, it is inevitable to marry a knowledgeable and talented person, right? It’s easy to enjoy flowers in the garden, raise a glass to the moon, write poems and songs, understand romance and tenderness, and be considerate and sweet. It is a pity that talented people often rely on their talents and are arrogant, corrupt and ignorant of practical matters. As a result, her talents are not recognized, and over the years, the resentment accumulated in her body is comparable to that of a resentful woman in the palace. Cynicism is her only hobby and specialty. What kind of strong and positive woman can inspire her husband's desire for life and fighting spirit? ...Women sighed, why are there no men who are rich, leisurely, handsome, secure, and knowledgeable? I joked that a woman was searching for a boyfriend online and listed the following conditions: 1. He must be handsome 2. He must have a car 3. He must have a beautiful house 4. He must have a lot of money 5. He must have time 6. He must also have a sense of security, computer The result of her search was: Ultraman was playing chess in the bank! How ironic, isn't it? Women, don't be too busy whining. The world is fair. In fact, men will regret whoever they marry. Marrying a strong woman: It may reduce the financial burden, but the mental pressure is extraordinary. Usually strong women will habitually boss around whether at work or at home, treat their husbands as subordinates, and dictate everything. Go, this is wrong, that is not, it’s like marrying Wu Zetian, Empress Dowager Cixi, or a female leader at home, the man must look up to her, bow his head and bow to her, and the marriage life will be dark. As we all know, men love face the most. In this case, let alone those who don’t have face, everyone in front of them and behind them will be three points shorter, and even a man’s most basic self-esteem will be trampled on by his wife. What kind of face is there? At the same time, he has to endure all kinds of insults from others, either explicitly or covertly, saying that he is a "soft ricer" and "a wimp". Therefore, one can imagine the regret he feels after marrying a strong woman. Marrying a beautiful woman: Needless to say, marrying a beautiful woman as his wife is every man’s lifelong dream. In addition to the often said “food, sex, sex” and “everyone has a love for beauty”, this is to a greater extent. Satisfies men's vanity. When he takes his beautiful wife out on the street, he can see people's expressions of envy, jealousy or covet. He suddenly feels confident and has supreme glory on his face. He feels that his life is not in vain, and his pride is beyond words. The fate of "Water": Daji in the Shang Dynasty was indeed as beautiful as a fairy, but her heart was like a snake and a scorpion, she flattered and harmed loyal ministers. In order to please the beauty, King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty drank and obeyed, and was finally captured by the Zhou Dynasty. She is an example of using her beauty to harm the country and the people; Bao Si of the Zhou Dynasty was favored by King Zhou You. He lit emergency beacons at the border several times for no reason, and deceived the princes from all over the world to lead their troops to come here, in order to win the beauty's smile! He is known as "playing beacons on princes" in history. But the price of this smile was too high. When the border was really in danger at the end, he lit beacons. If a man is rich, putting a "vase" at home is also a decoration need. In the past. Pay attention to the beauty of men and women. Nowadays, if women have good looks, men must be rich. Once a man has no money, they will leave you immediately, whether they are rich men or poor men, in order to maintain a beautiful wife. , it will be quite hard, because most beauties are arrogant and indulgent.
Besides, let’s not mention pop paintings and bandari to her. Even her underwear is from a street vendor with the elastic band worn out. Sometimes she wears stockings with threads and holes when she goes out on the street. It’s hard to imagine that a man can still What desire would he have for her? I thought to myself: Why are other women so well-dressed and attractive? Why did you marry such a yellow-faced woman in the first place? It made my intestines turn black. In fact, no matter what kind of woman a man marries or what kind of man a woman marries, she will regret it. The reason is very simple. It’s not that men or women are selfish, but that human nature is like this. Human nature is greedy and has insatiable desires. It always likes to eat from the bowl and look at what’s in the pot. What you don’t get is always the best, and what you haven’t walked through is always the best. The road is always the most beautiful. As the saying goes, "Children are always better for oneself, and wives are better for others." This saying also has a similar expression in Western proverbs, "The grass is always greener on the other side." Therefore, regardless of region, regardless of gender, this is human nature. This is also the key reason why as society opens up, extramarital affairs, mistresses, and mistresses begin to proliferate, and the divorce rate rises. Everyone should know that there is no perfect thing in the world, and no perfect person. No woman can be independent and intelligent, beautiful and fashionable, virtuous in housekeeping, talented, sexy and romantic, reasonable, gentle and obedient, considerate...etc. All advantages. Men, ask yourself, do you have all the advantages of being rich and leisurely, courageous and knowledgeable, cool and stylish, considerate and generous, mature, humorous, knowledgeable, loyal and reliable, responsible... etc. What about the whole body? The answer is obvious.
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