100,000 Cold Jokes Season 2 Episode 3 (Nezha 4) Lines

I typed them one by one myself, so cherish them-(I also corrected the mistakes in the subtitle group)

Nezha: Dragon King, I did accidentally hurt your son Aobing. But I've reassembled it.

Dragon King: This is called assembly. Even species can change easily.

Excavate: Oh ... Xiao Yi Hey, what's that?

Nezha (Innocent): At that time, he broke all over the floor, so I wanted to put it back together.

Jing Li Tucao: You can also spell it like this! How did you spell Ao Bing into a mastiff? Where is that?

Nezha (grievance): I really can't figure it out, so I just pinch it into a point.

Excavate: Then you can split it into two words and spell it into a star.

Dragon King: That's all! But you also scared our little turtle. His neck could have risen so long, but now it can only rise so long. How can you accompany me?

Everyone was stunned. ...

I went to lunch, so I was tired of typing.

Li Jing: Senior, water under the bridge. Why don't you make an offer? Li will try his best to satisfy it.

Dragon King: I want your son dead.

Excavate: Senior, this is absolutely impossible. Nezha just hurt your son unintentionally, so he won't die!

Dragon King: If you refuse, don't blame our king for playing hardball.

Crab thick line: Nezha, life!

Excavate: If you want to touch my son, go through me first!

Dragon King: Li Jing, how dare you face our king's sword.

Crab: Hey, hey, don't worry, King. This soft sword can't even cut my hair (waving his claws ~)

Ah ... (the crab was kicked away)

The dragon king and others were surprised: ~

Excavate: Don't underestimate Li. I haven't been idle for so many episodes. I have practiced my 100% empty-handed blade to the extreme. Every time you swing a sword, you can specify who will pick it up empty-handed.

Crab: Damn it. Labor fights you, Nezha!

Excavate: I'll go. It is clearly a crab, and its jumping ability is still so good!

Nezha is shy: Ah, people hate spiders!

Crab: Labor is not a spider! (thrown away)

Excavate: Stop it, senior, it's for your own good! Even if you go together, there's nothing you can do about Nezha.

Dragon King: Do you think I can't do anything about you? If you can beat my son, you must be no ordinary person. In this case, I don't need to go easy on you! I want to learn from the White Snake Empress and come to Tang Chen to see whether your son's life is more important or the lives of hundreds of thousands of people in Tang Chen!

Voice-over: White Snake or White Snake. Have you passed?

Grumpy, Dragon King: Don't spit on me at this time!

Excavate: Senior, you are so mean!

Dragon King (happy): Baby, are you praising King Ben as delicate as a baby? Although I don't know why he suddenly said this, I thanked him first.

Excavate: My son's life, Chen Tangguan's people's life, can't be less, but I beg my sister to take back her magic. If Li goes down the mountain into the fire, he will do whatever he wants. Otherwise, don't blame Li for his hard work.

Dragon King: Great, our king is really beautiful, but even if you praise him desperately, it's useless. Do you think he will let you go?

Excavate: Bi You is your brother-in-law. I speak Chinese.

Nezha: Dad can't do it! Ah! I accidentally hit it badly. Is Dad okay? However, as long as daddy moves, the huge waves rolled up by the Dragon King will surge, and the lives of hundreds of thousands of people in Chentangguan are at stake.

Excavate is powerless: your father's life is really at stake!

Nezha: Dragon King, don't you want me dead? Then don't implicate innocent people! Damn it, I'll give it to you

Excavate: Nezha, what do you want? Don't mess around.

Nezha: Dad, I'm sorry my son has caused you so much trouble. Instead of sacrificing the people in Chentangguan, let this boy take his own life, or the Dragon King will not let it go.

Excavate: Nezha, you are an unfilial son, and your parents are in good health. How can you abandon it without authorization? Why don't you stop!

Nezha: Does Dad want to stop the baby with 100% empty hands? Children know weaknesses. As long as the blade is destroyed, daddy can't start this move. The baby's move does violate filial piety, but in any case, I can't let my father bear such a sin for me. Although it is not the child's original intention, this figure has brought a lot of trouble to mom and dad over the years. This disaster is also caused by children, so let children ...

Excavate: That's not true, Yi. Although you always kiss daddy's ass, even though your rations alone are equivalent to the sum of the whole government, everyone has never hated you and never thought you were a problem. No matter what happens, you will always be dad's favorite child.

Nezha: Dad, Nezha is really happy to be your son in this life. Please forgive this unfilial child! Nezha, only the afterlife can repay your kindness.

Excavate: No! Nezha!

Oh! Finally arrived.