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The longest place name joke in Inner Mongolia

Inner Mongolia, the longest province in China, spans 2,400 kilometers from east to west. Let's see how exaggerated this span is. The straight-line distance from Beijing, the capital of China, to Guangzhou is only 2130km, which is still not as good as that of Inner Mongolia. Inner Mongolia has a total area of1183,000 square kilometers, ranking third in the country after Xinjiang and Tibet. This area is about 12 times that of the world power Republic of Korea and about 3 times that of Japan, the third largest economy in the world.

The border of Inner Mongolia is more than 4,200 kilometers long, occupying almost the whole border of northern China, bordering Mongolia and Russia. It is precisely because of its length and area that there are great differences in all aspects of this area. Suspicion has caused many people to misunderstand Inner Mongolia. Inner Mongolia has crossed nearly 29 progress from east to west, which also caused a time difference of more than two hours. You know, the time difference between the east and the west of China has been 4.2 hours. When the sun rises in the east, the Inner Mongolians in the west are still dreaming in the dark. The north and south of Inner Mongolia spans nearly 16 latitude, which makes the northeast of Inner Mongolia, which is full of spring in the south, shivering in the cold wind.

The geographical environment in Inner Mongolia is also very complicated and changeable. From east to west, there are five geographical features: mountains, hills, plateaus, plains and deserts. In everyone's impression, Inner Mongolia people who ride horses, shoot arrows and live in yurts basically appear in the northeast, and the cattle and sheep in Fengda Grassland County are also natural beauty in this area, which has nothing to do with other places. Most Inner Mongolians, like southerners, have never seen such a scene at all, and they have to travel thousands of miles to appreciate it.

Hohhot is the capital of Inner Mongolia, located in the west of central China. If you take the train according to the actual route, it will take nearly 40 hours to drive from Manzhouli in the east and nearly 4 hours to drive from Alashan League in the west. Therefore, many Inner Mongolians may have rarely been to Hohhot, the capital, all their lives. Harbin, the nearest provincial capital of Manzhouli, is nearly 800 kilometers away, and Shenyang and Changchun, the nearest provincial capital of Tongliao, are only over 200 kilometers away, while Sifeng people prefer to go to Beijing, the capital, 300 kilometers away. The Alashan League in the west is only about 60 kilometers away from Yinchuan, with only one Henan mountain in the middle. Inner Mongolia is not only far away from sea water, yellow sand in Wan Li, but also endless pastures. The difference is very big. It is definitely not a misunderstanding of horse riding, archery and yurts, but a colorful and beautiful Inner Mongolia.