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What was the most memorable thing you did when you were poorest?
Last autumn, my brother gave me money from 500 yuan to buy some clothes and toys for the children. I bought more than 90 pairs of shoes, 55 coats and 45 pairs of pants. Go back to your in-laws' home on National Day and dress them for your children. I wore a dress (a famous brand), which my friend gave me after I didn't wear it. My husband and sister-in-law recognized the brand of my clothes and children's shoes as soon as they met.
Husband, aunt and uncle came to visit, and her sister-in-law said to her aunt, xx's daughter-in-law is poor and wears famous brands, so she is too poor to take care of many things. I can't bear to wear famous brands, but she wears them casually. I was a little angry when I heard it in front, saying that my brother paid for the children's clothes, and my clothes were given by my friends, so I didn't spend the money of the old X family. After that, we quarreled and turned over old scores. When my husband and brother saw that their wives had been wronged, they hit me when they came up.
Later, my husband apologized to his brother-in-law and my mother-in-law apologized to me.
After returning home, my husband said, Tell me about me. I have nothing to lose, so why bother both sides? Said his sister-in-law was not bad, but she didn't close the door.
If it weren't for poverty, I wouldn't buy a pair of 90% shoes for my children. Everyone said it was a failure.
Although I am angry that my husband and brother hit me, I envy my husband and sister-in-law for having a husband who protects her everywhere.
20 12 Just after the Spring Festival, my child just turned two and brought it to my parents. He only has 40,000 yuan in his hand. He took his wife out to find a shop, searched for a month and opened a small shop. Business is ok. After half a year, I was run by my peers and wanted to change my appearance. I joined a supermarket chain and borrowed some money from my relatives. He borrowed about thirteen books altogether.
In the twelfth lunar month, I borrowed about 6000 yuan from my sister. It was agreed that I would give it to my sister and children when they started school. Everyone who runs a supermarket knows that we didn't have cash in our hands years ago, and all of them turned into high-grade cigarettes or alcohol. You won't have money until the tenth day of the first month after the new year. But at noon on New Year's Eve that year, my brother-in-law called me (my sister didn't know) and asked me for money. I was angry, but I got back at him. After paying him back 6 thousand, I only have 200 yuan in cash left. I was in tears and thought, if it weren't for my achievements, I would never mention it.
Believe in your own efforts, 13 pays off all the accounts, 14 buys a car, 16 buys a house and so on. But I will always remember that my brother-in-law asked me to pay back the money. ...
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I didn't lend my hatred, but I felt uncomfortable. I agree to give it to you around the fifteenth day of the first month. If I had asked for it years ago, I wouldn't have borrowed it then.
Maybe my level is limited and I didn't write clearly.
I am still my own sister. In recent years, her children only borrowed money from me, and I never paid it back or said anything.
I just hate myself for being powerless, not them.
Remember this thing, it is really caused by lack of money. If you have money, then you won't be forced to pay it back by others. Because it was agreed at that time, it was useless for me to pay back the money around the Lantern Festival, and it was still useless to me years ago.
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65438+65438 06+1 10 month, she came out of Guangzhou 42 days after giving birth to her second child, and her mother-in-law took care of her children in the countryside ... She bought a ticket from Wuchuan to go to Guangzhou and still had 223 yuan. June 16 My husband came out of my brother's fruit stand after I gave birth to my second child. The wallet in his pocket is really only 20 cents ... he smokes, too, but he refrains when he has no money. My brother took out a cigarette before smoking it. He is the kind of person who has no face to borrow money.
15 years, my husband said that he would be in charge of finance. We agreed to let him take care of it for one year, and if appropriate, he would take care of it. If he can't manage it, he will be responsible for it. That year, her husband disappeared from the stock market by more than 100,000 yuan, and even he didn't dare to let me know until165438+1October 7 resigned. In the evening, I told him that he was going to have a baby soon, and he needed more cash to prepare for tomorrow.
165438+1the second child born in the early morning of October 8th. ...
I don't quarrel or scold, I want him to feel free and guilty ... I just said: if there is anything, it is unforgivable, only to leave.
I spent/kloc-0.0 million on my husband's financial management class ... Of course, losing money hurts, but it's worth it. ...
My brother called me in the middle of the month and said that he wanted to change careers and work in a fruit shop. I said I didn't have the money to give you the transfer fee, but he said no, just pay those admission fees in installments every month, just take your time. If you want to do it, ask my husband to learn from him to get the goods.
For the sake of my husband's face, I didn't tell anyone in my husband's family and her family that my husband lost 10 thousand yuan to get the goods, because he only needed to get the original goods. I made up an excuse to borrow 10 thousand yuan from my mother. My mother knows I'm strong, so it's not impossible to borrow it from her. She didn't ask me why I didn't have money for dignity.
Poverty is only temporary. ...
Work hard and anything is possible. ...
A: Go to the seaside to touch snails.
1, educated youth went to the countryside, and the maharaja was penniless.
I walked barefoot into the water and touched snails under the flagstones of several beaches.
3. Wang Gong is sitting on the shore with a book in his left hand and a screw in his right.
4, about half a basket, just put some wine and cook it (the wine was left by a squatting cadre) and pick the meat with a sewing needle. Three drops of oil (the oil was sent by the production team) mixed with pickles, which is delicious.
Nowadays, Wang Gong has been asking: "Gege, what is the educated youth eating?" "There is meat in the can!" I smiled and wiped my tears as I answered. ...
It may be awkward to say it! I just got married at that time, and when spring came, I gave my mother 500 yuan to buy some clothes and shoes by herself. She doesn't like what I bought. At that time, she contracted materials to do it herself, and for some reasons, she was a little nervous at hand. As a result, she went out for a long time and bought a pair of shoes, which can only be worn in spring. Later, I took her receipt and shoes to the store and bought three pairs of summer and autumn shoes! She was angry with me for a long time. Someone told me that being so stingy is just a pair of shoes. She has never been poor and doesn't know the hardships of life! ! ! !
In the early autumn of 1994, I helped my friend tear down the house and gave money. I accidentally fell from the house and broke my thigh. The doctor who went to the hospital for filming said that the thigh bone was broken and he had to stay at home because he had no money to stay in hospital. I stayed at home for more than two months and didn't have a proper job. I make a living by boarding a rickshaw. Because the two children are still young, my wife is at home to serve the children, and I am at home to recuperate. I don't earn a penny every day, and I have to buy medicine. Several familiar small shops around me have given me credit all over. When guests come to my house, I take out all the pennies at the bottom of the wardrobe to buy food.
After more than two months, the leg was still not well, and one leg was limping, so I parked the rickshaw in front of my house. Whoever takes the car will get on it and earn ten dollars and eight dollars a day.
The house is leaking and it's raining. In late autumn that year, my wife and brother were getting married. I can't even make a living, let alone have money to accompany the ceremony. On the day of my brother-in-law's wedding reception, we were told to attend. I asked my wife to take care of the children because I was embarrassed to go. My brother-in-law sent people to my house again and again, but I refused. Later, my brother-in-law lied to me and asked me to help me pull things. Unable to refuse help, I got on the donkey and rode backwards.
During the dinner, many relatives of my husband's family greeted me, but I just muttered something because I felt embarrassed to chat with others. I, who can usually drink half a catty of wine, got drunk after only one glass of wine that day and drifted home with my car. It was not until the next spring that my leg recovered that I returned the famine and made up the gift money for my wife and brother.
Now I have worked hard for most of my life, giving up a pair of children and a nest of my own, and I feel very satisfied.
20 19 in may, my dad called me: I immediately quit my job of taking food with the US delegation and came back to Guangdong. If you don't come back in three days, don't call me dad! This time I listened to my father and went back to Shenzhen, Guangdong. I am an apprentice with my friends in my hometown, and my salary is 220 yuan a day!
Many people don't know that in fact, wages are not paid monthly, but only once every three months, six months or even months. Usually you have to prepare your own money for cooking and taking the bus, so your wallet is cleaner than your face for a long time!
The entanglement ended on 20 19, and there are still a few days before the Chinese New Year. Workers gather in the dormitory every day, hoping that the boss will come early to settle his salary and then go home for the New Year! I'm not afraid of your jokes. In the last week, I really only had 30 yuan in my pocket!
How did I get through it? I ate two trotters in Shenzhen for 30 yuan, I dare not! So I choose to eat rice porridge every meal, and rice is left over from the dormitory on the construction site. Fortunately, sweet potatoes were planted in the dormitory on the construction site, so my meal was basically fried eggs with sweet potato leaves!
The daily food cost is about 3 yuan, so I ate rice porridge for a week before going home for the New Year! Because I didn't eat meat this week, I was hungry early every night, walking outside the cloud nine and dreaming of eating meat!
1995, I built a house in the north gate. I really admire my courage at that time. Only 30,000 to 40,000 deposits, dare to build a house on a large scale. The so-called newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. At that time, they were young and their descendants were awesome. The idea at that time was very simple, that is, build the house first, with only one floor, just have a place to live first, and then add another floor when you have money. When we finished building the first floor, experienced colleagues advised us that it was better to build the house at one time. First, it is rare to add another floor for cleaning. Second, only one floor is needed. I can't stand it in summer. It's better to owe some debts first and pay them later. A listen to, also makes sense, just a horizontal heart, teeth bite, built a house. The idea is good, but money is hard to get. In order to build a house, we borrowed money everywhere, and all our relatives and friends borrowed it. At that time, as long as I heard that I had money to borrow, my eyes would glow green. I just want to borrow money to build a house. As for how to pay back the money in the future, I never thought about it. I walked and watched. At that time, I heard that the 80-year-old Gengshen Year of the Monkey stamp on the philatelic market was quite valuable, and I happened to have one at hand. I quickly asked a friend of mine in Zhuzhou where I can buy this stamp, even if it is cheaper, and change it into cash to solve the urgent need. Then I asked around myself to see where there were buyers. But the final result disappointed me, and no one cared about my treasure. Finally, my colleague took out his real estate license and gave me a mortgage, and borrowed a sum of money from the bank before my humble houses were completed. Looking back now, it is shameful.
What was the most memorable thing you did when you were poorest? I was cheated by telecom last year, and I was cheated by 300 thousand. In addition to being cheated of his savings, he also borrowed 200,000 yuan online. Later, I was afraid of usury, so I borrowed money from my relatives and friends, made an iou, and paid back the money online first. I dare not let my parents know, for fear that they will kill me directly or force me to go home.
I dare not go home during the Spring Festival. In order to save some travel expenses, I told my parents that the company is very busy recently and I have to be on duty during the holidays. Before, my friend introduced me to a boyfriend and talked for two months. No accident confirmed the relationship. However, after this incident, I told people, let's forget it, I don't want to implicate him.
The other party said that it doesn't matter, he can take it with him, but he hasn't lost his mind yet, so it's impossible for someone to help me pay off my debts, and I don't know when to pay it off myself. If I get married or something in the future, it will be a great burden for him and I will feel inferior to him myself, so be it.
It's been a year since this happened. In the past year, I haven't bought a dress or eaten a meal outside. My friend told me to go shopping, which I have never been to. Dinner was paid for by others (everyone knows what I'm doing now, so I won't be polite to them). I work overtime in the company every day until I go home at night 10, and I can never rest on weekends. In order to earn more overtime or behave better, I ask my leader to give me a raise.
In this way, there are still more than 100 thousand unpaid, and it is estimated that we have to scrimp and save, and we are still optimistic after two years of hard work.
Maybe I'll put off dating and getting married or something.
1996 or so. It was the poorest time in my life. The kind of life that can't be poorer. Suffering from poverty. As poor as a church mouse, there is nothing I can do about it. So the scene at that time was deeply imprinted in my heart.
At that time, my twin sons were not in primary school. I remember there was an electricity reform. And I ... I can't afford to pay 200 yuan for electricity reform. It has been out of power for more than a year. Only me and a lonely old man in the team have no electricity. We must use candles or kerosene lamps at night. Remember the kerosene seller, because the local electricity reform has also changed. We have to walk a long way to buy it. And there was no kerosene or candles that day, and the most important thing was. Not a penny. Looking for a long time. I can't even find a candle pocket at home. At that time, candles were only a dime. I don't have a dime. It's dark again. You cannot borrow money from your parents. It seems that I have to sleep in the dark at night.
At this time, the eldest son, about five or six years old, remembered a small bronze toy he had found. He said that a little playmate on the team was willing to pay 80 cents for his toy. While the other playmate pays one yuan. He is unwilling to sell it. He said I would sell it to them now.
Then he left with his beloved little copper man. After a while. He got back one yuan. I exchanged this one yuan for some candles.
I remember one time. That is, during that time. One day. Even the salt is used up. Buying a generation of salt is nearly one yuan. This is a big number. I have to borrow a few dollars from my mother's house. Because my parents' brother is poor and loves money. But they all work in the county. It is also convenient for me to borrow it from my mother. No matter how poor I am. I cook for myself, too. Never borrow money from anyone. Even if it's borrowed from your mother. You can borrow ten yuan at most. It will be fine to pay back the money in a few days. At that time, I rode a broken bicycle and took my little son to my mother's house two miles away to borrow ten dollars. But I met my brother and sister-in-law who came home from the county seat. They saw my mother. They are indifferent. We stood there, too embarrassed to speak. Don't my parents know that I went to their house so suddenly? They don't ask why. I have to take my four or five-year-old son with me. Standing there for a while. I went home. On the way home. It's hopeless I'm thinking there is no salt. How can I get through it? I hardly have the strength to ride a bike.
At that time, four or five-year-old children were sensible. The children of the poor are in charge early. My husband has been wandering since he was about one year old. Our mother has been in a state of abandonment. The poverty of life makes children understand things prematurely. We all have a heavy heart. Not a word. Just walked back. A motorcycle ran past the enclave in front. Stir up a cloud of dust. Suddenly my son called. Mom. Stop the car. Stop the car. I quickly stopped. The youngest son whizzed down from the back seat of his bike. And run back. Then he found something and ran back. It turned out to be five dollars! He said. When the motorcycle sped by. This five dollars was blown in his face by the wind!
Look at that life-saving five dollars. My tears came out. The youngest son is also very excited. I can't believe I said such a sentence, and I will remember it all my life. He said that God has mercy on us! ! We are too poor! God has mercy on us. Five yuan flew in!
Now I understand. This is indeed God's mercy on us. It let the wind take out five dollars and put it directly on our son's face, saving us the embarrassment at that time. Married for years. I always dream that I am walking on this straight road which is less than two miles from my mother's house to my husband's house. Actually, there is a bridge at one end. Many of my magical dreams have never happened between these two bridges. It was during that time that I dreamed that when I came out from my parents' house, I met a group of ancient people who were traveling in Ran Ran. They took me through this opaque road. The crowd was shrouded in soft white light. Ghosts and monsters fly in from time to time and disappear when they meet white light. One of the elders said that they were on patrol and would give me a ride if they met me. The next day, on the ninth day of the first month, I went to the newly-built land temple to worship the land god, only to find that a group of people I dreamed of at night were the land god and the land woman and four or five guards with knives behind me! ! It's amazing! In recent years, I once again dreamed that this road was a closed arch. I watched the funeral procession in front of me from my mother's house, and then walked into the arch. There are many strange zombies trying to hurt me. Before I ran across the bridge, I knocked them down in despair. Looking back. There is also an arch on the Gao Qiao. There are several ancient Chinese characters on the road to hell. .
Maybe. These decades. It's my day in hell. When dad brought me here. It was the most difficult period of my life. Our mother was abandoned by everyone. Always poor, indifferent, laughed at and despised. Almost everyone around us is watching our jokes viciously. So the money that flew to your son's face at that time must have been your sacred pleasure. They can't stand my pain. Although it's only a small five dollars. But it was enough to change my despair at that time.
Remember. It's not awkward.
Thank you. Now I'm finally out of hell
Thank god.
I admire myself too.
So powerful.
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