I want a coke joke.

Li Bai: The early autumn is full at night.

Lended me 20 thousand yuan last year.

Du Fu: Frogs croak in the clear water pool.

I don't know about it.

Li Bai: The clear water and fertile fields exude the fragrance of rice and flowers.

Don't pretend with me.

Du Fu: The green willows on the hillside reflect the clear spring,

Old debts have been paid off.

Li Bai: Qianshan is always in love.

I can't do it without paying back the money.

Du Fu: Waterfalls and springs don't stop flowing.

What if I don't pay you back?

Li Bai: Two orioles sing green willows,

Don't pay me back. You are a dog.

Du Fu: A flower in an evergreen tree,

Don't you dare scold me, you bastard.

Li Bai: The Yangtze River flows eastward.

Why are you so awesome?

Du Fu: The Great Wall will not fall.

Brothers mixing with society is tricky.

Li Bai: Don't mess with me,

Or I'll hurt you.

Du Fu: Boy, don't be crazy with me.

Or I'll let you die.

Li Bai: The Yellow River is rolling forward.

If you don't agree with us, we will do it.

Du Fu: The sun is like fire, and the breeze blows on your face.

No matter who I am afraid of.