Find a high-scoring joke or a cold joke.

1, monitor of the United States, study hard, have money at home, are big and burly, and are good at fighting tough battles. Few people in the class dare to provoke.

Male ... has a bad relationship with the vice president.

2. Russian vice monitor, with excellent grades, is the highest in the class, and worked with the monitor last semester. Then something happened at home: separation! Doing things now is very negative, but it has a certain influence in the class.

Communist Youth League Secretary Hua is one of the oldest students in the class. Kindergarten learning has always been the first. When I was in primary school, I was often bullied because of my poor physique. I like to brag when I'm free. I have a good relationship with the vice monitor. I used to eat candy in the vice monitor, but now I can eat it myself.

4, the British study abroad Committee, good academic performance. I was a monitor when I was young, and then I became soft. The family is also very rich. The monitor's sidekick has no opinion about things and listens to the monitor. Often go to group fights with the monitor.

5, French team leader, rogue, liar. I studied well last semester and was good to my classmates. Recently, the family is short of money and the economy is in trouble. I can't mess with the monitor and the vice monitor. I was caught trying to defraud the secretary of the Youth League branch. Therefore, it is illegal to attack Houshan, the branch secretary of the Communist Youth League, with rumors of walking. The communist youth league secretary was very angry and depressed, and temporarily canceled the cadre meeting in the class.

6. Swiss art class representative, Ban Hua, Xiao Jia Jasper. Good academic performance, lofty

7. Representative of Austrian Music Class.

8. There are no jobs in Afghanistan. Don't like studying. Short stature. He was beaten by the vice squad leader last semester, and the squad leader paid for his medical treatment. A few days ago, I smashed the two tallest furniture in the monitor's house and was beaten half to death by the monitor. Now I am losing my memory.

9. Iraq has no position. Learn poorly. However, he is a big man with a hard mouth. Last year, he claimed to be the fourth in his class, and as a result, he bullied his deskmate and was beaten by a group of people at the end of the term. At the end of last semester, I made the same mistake. The monitor and the study committee rushed into his house and beat him to pieces.

10, India Fun Computer, became the representative of computer class. I often quarrel with my deskmate Pakistan over a desk.

1 1. There is no postal service in Pakistan. Average grades. I have a good relationship with the Communist Youth League Secretary. Often show off the sugar given by the Communist Youth League Secretary in front of India, and love to quarrel with India.

12, German class activist, burly, good at math and physics. Ambitious, because I had two fights at school, and now I have no job. But the attitude of admitting mistakes is good, and the school football team is the main force.

13, there are no jobs in Japan, and the results are good. Poor ideological and moral character, like to provoke others. I was just beaten by the monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary last semester. I'm still thinking about the fish tank of the Communist Youth League Secretary.

14, Vietnam has no position. Personality problems, emaciation. I was beaten by the monitor, but fortunately I had the support of the vice monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary. Later, I provoked the communist youth league secretary and was beaten.

15, North Korea has no job, and South Korea's twin brothers. Have personality. I have been in conflict with the monitor, but I have always had a good relationship with the Communist Youth League Secretary. Recently, I had a conflict with the monitor and threatened to do a difficult math problem, which is said to be the secret of the final exam (only a few people such as the monitor know). Everyone threatened to hit him.

16, South Korea, nowhere, North Korea's twin brother. My younger brother, whose conduct is worse than Japan's, has been working as a communist youth league secretary in kindergarten. But now, under the protection of the monitor, he likes to steal things from the Communist Youth League Secretary, and he is shameless to show off after stealing them.

17. There is no job in the Philippines. It is weak and aggressive. It likes to eat fish. It always bathes in the south pond of the Communist Youth League branch secretary and steals fish. The branch secretary is busy recently and has no time to manage.

18, Iran, no job, average study, bullied by my deskmate Iraq last semester, thanks to the help of several classmates. Recently, the squad leader looked at him with displeasure, saying that he carried controlled knives privately and threatened to hit him.

second

The teacher found a cigarette butt in a dormitory, so he called eight students in the dormitory to the office for interrogation.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ... [

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