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I broke my finger and couldn't sleep because of the pain. Who will tell me some jokes?

I'll tell you two, one long and one short. What is long is that there used to be a mosquito flying around my ear and buzzing ~ 10 thousand words are omitted here! There is a short one. Once upon a time there was a mosquito flying in my ear, and I knocked it down with a buzz! ! ! !

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