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If I have cancer, I will definitely choose to give up treatment, because I can't be too selfish.

I have thought or dreamed many times that I suddenly got cancer. What should I do? I think many people have the same idea as me. Yes, cancer is really terrible. It can make a person lose hope instantly and feel that life has begun to count down. My family all work in the hospital and often talk to me about what happened in the hospital. The most common is terminal patients. Everyone has different manifestations in the face of cancer. Some people know that they have cancer, crying and feeling that the sky is falling. It's really hard, and they hold their families together. Some people know that they have cancer, but their expressions are not so intense. On the contrary, it is very calm. They walked out of the clinic slowly, walked out of the door slowly, faced their families, smiled, said it was no big deal, just took some medicine, and took it alone at night when their families were not paying attention or crying in the quilt.

I once read a monologue about cancer patients. She said this: My life is coming to an end. I didn't cry. Although I am sad and depressed, I can't help it. Here's the thing. I am very helpless. I don't think it's necessary to watch other patients sigh all day. Sadness cannot be redeemed. Why are you unhappy? My only sadness is my family. I watched them for myself. I'm even sadder than they have cancer. I feel terrible pain. At that time, I was the most helpless and felt that I was the most useless. The reason why I say this is actually to tell you that we only have one chance in this life, so don't think about the afterlife. If you don't want to leave early in your life, take good care of yourself. Don't think that youth is capital. Hehe, I thought so at that time. I am only 30 years old this year.

If it's really unfortunate, you have cancer now. If it's late, just accept it. Chemotherapy, no matter how much it costs, is just the difference between a few days and a few months. But it will cost your family a lifetime or even two, and you will suffer. I don't think it's worth it If you die, you still have to bear your family's debts for life. I feel very selfish, and I have been hit both physically and psychologically. I think I have to be filial. If one day I really get cancer, I will leave a letter, put everything down, pack my bags and go to some places I have always wanted to go, but I can't go for various reasons, such as Dali, such as grassland. It's better to be extravagant and squander my youth, and don't let myself leave at last. I think it's quite boring. Finally, I still want to say that if one day I really get cancer, I will give up treatment, enjoy my last time, and finally be a kind person who is selfish to myself and generous to my family. What did you say?/Sorry?

Just over a month after the operation, a week after the operation, the doctor told me to leave the hospital tomorrow and come back for chemotherapy next Monday. I said I wouldn't do chemotherapy, and the attending doctor said why? I said if I have money, I'll play. I would never do anything painful. Later, I was discharged from the hospital. The next day, they received the inspection report, saying that everything was normal and benign. Take care of yourself at home. It's been more than a month, and I haven't adjusted myself. I still see Chinese medicine every day. Can chemotherapy still live? So I quit, see Chinese medicine, recuperate slowly and live happily!

Go with dignity! If cancer is incurable, then I choose to give up and live a short and rich life with the money for treatment. In the early stage, young people can consider appropriate treatment and Chinese medicine conditioning; The treatment of the elderly is purely psychological comfort.

This question is also very embarrassing. I haven't really experienced it, so I won't know how I decided at that time. Speak smartly when you are not sick, and forget it when you are dead. If you are really sick, you won't be so chic, and people around you won't give up. My friend's mother said more than once that she would give up until she died before breast cancer treatment and chemotherapy. Only under our persuasion did she persist. If you ask her if the treatment decision is correct now, she will definitely say yes. After all, I can live a normal life now, and I still think it's wonderful to be alive.

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As an "old doctor" who has been a doctor for more than 30 years, friends often have jokes. If you have cancer, how do you choose to be a doctor? In fact, this problem varies from person to person, but there are similarities; Although this problem is very big, it can be said that it is not big.

First, cancer treatment: it varies from person to person, but there are similarities.

When it comes to different people, it means that everyone's condition of cancer patients is different, some are early and some are late; Some are troublesome, such as pancreatic cancer, and some may be relatively uncomplicated breast cancer.

Different patients have different families, different constitutions and different social status. Because of different families and different economic conditions, the mentality and measures to treat cancer are definitely different. We can't deny that if economic conditions permit, the drugs that may be used will be better and the treatment methods may be more advanced. We must admit this difference.

Speaking of similarities, we are all faced with malignant tumors. Everyone is equal before illness. It will not sympathize with you because you are rich or poor, nor will it be afraid of you because you are rich, nor will it be effective because you are poor.

Therefore, how to deal with cancer is a big problem, which varies from person to person, and there are thousands of answers and understandings. But there is no right or wrong!

Second, cancer: we must actively treat it.

If cancer is unfortunately diagnosed, I believe everyone will be depressed, disappointed and pessimistic. But we have to face it anyway. Since life has given us cancer, losing confidence is not the way. We must actively cooperate with doctors for treatment and strive for better results.

We have seen many patients give up completely and give up on themselves. As doctors, we can understand this feeling, but we should actively communicate with patients and their families and strive for patients to cooperate with our treatment.

Third, active treatment refers to moderate treatment, not excessive treatment.

This situation is not uncommon. Some patients' families will ask for all kinds of treatment because the conditions at home are really good, which means that no matter how much money they spend, this mentality is unacceptable. Disease treatment includes cancer treatment. If there are good conditions, drugs and treatments may have certain effects, but they are not determined by money and drugs. Therefore, it is necessary to avoid this over-treatment mentality.

Refuse to overtreatment, one is not to spend money, and the other is to reduce the suffering and pain of patients. Any treatment is a painful experience. Instead of wasting money and adding pain to patients, it is better to have more necessary humanistic care.

In short, if you have cancer unfortunately, you should first face it with a positive attitude. Many cancers, such as breast cancer and gastric cancer, can achieve good prognosis as long as they are found in time, diagnosed early and treated actively. In addition, there is no need for over-treatment, and the mood is understandable, but we have to admit the reality that cancer is a malignant tumor with high mortality.

As the saying goes, it's easy to stand and talk! There are not so many ifs! Only people who really have cancer are qualified to speak! Because what others say is what if! Those who call for euthanasia every day are mostly unfilial sons! Because it's not him who is sick! It is false to be afraid that the old man will suffer, but it is true to spend money! If he has cancer, he has a stronger desire to survive than anyone else! If the child has cancer, parents will never give up! There is a one percent chance that I will do my best! Go bankrupt and borrow from friends and family! I can't even blink my eyes! What about the old man with cancer? Can young people do their best? Rational old people certainly don't watch their children go bankrupt! But can children do what old people do to them? I think it depends on the stage, and there is great hope for early cure. Cooperate with the doctor and don't give up easily. There is only one life before the game. Late conservative treatment. Spend money while you can still move! Travel and read all the rivers and mountains of the motherland! Just relax。 Don't commit suicide when the terrifying summons and goes! It's much better than spending money in the hospital, and finally losing both human and financial resources! I am a cancer patient! I met several cancer friends during the treatment, and kept in touch after discharge, exchanging experience and anti-cancer experience! Encourage each other. Come on! You can't experience cancer. A cancer friend of mine said it very well. He said: A healthy person will never feel the feeling of helplessness and despair when a cancer patient is diagnosed! I hope healthy people understand our feelings! It's not too late to talk about cancer!

If I have cancer, I should first stabilize my emotions, relax and face it bravely, taking it as a necessary hurdle in my life. Think about what else you need to do. What wishes have not come true? Try to finish it in a limited life without regret.

If it is advanced, there is no need to spend money on treatment, because it is both a waste of money and a pain, especially chemotherapy, which kills both cancer cells and normal cells. The human body is abused, which increases the pain and the loss outweighs the gain. It's better to eat and play. Have fun every day. Maybe a miracle will happen. Every cancer patient died not of cancer, but of fear and was scared to death by cancer. When he heard that it was cancer, he collapsed, just like the sky was falling, and he was devastated and sent himself to the grave in advance.

If it is early cancer, you can choose surgery or radiotherapy to solve the main contradiction first. Chemotherapy is not planned because it is too harmful to healthy qi. I will choose traditional Chinese medicine and treat it with the method of strengthening the body resistance and eliminating evil, so as to strengthen my physique and increase my nutrition. Most cancer patients have a bad appetite. If they can't eat or don't eat, they will starve to death. They must eat hard, be able to eat and be nutritious in order to save their lives and defeat cancer cells. Cancer cells are not terrible. What I fear most is a bad attitude. Before the battle began, I collapsed first. That fairy can't save it. A good attitude is better than a panacea. Cancer is like a spring. You are weak, it is strong. Actually, death is not terrible. Sooner or later, as the saying goes, death is not the misfortune of the deceased. People in my hometown regard death as going back to their hometown, and they can go back wherever they want. When I was in my 50 s, I prepared a shroud and was not afraid of teaching. Talk about life and death normally, treat death as death, but be calm. Just be happy every day.

The pain of cancer is now as normal as a cold and fever. Survival is human instinct. But I believe that most people will choose to end their lives as soon as possible without suffering when there is no hope of survival. Euthanasia is impossible in our country. Then take more Demerol and sleeping pills. As we all know, the biggest fear after getting this disease is that people and money are empty. Because the living relatives have to move on. Who can afford "life-saving" drugs of several hundred to several thousand yuan? Even if your relatives borrow from the east and the west, they will chip in to buy this medicine for you. Death, when suffering from this disease, is the final result. Of course, some "cancer" patients do spend a lot of money on treatment. But those are benign tumors.

I am a doctor, more than three years after radical resection of rectal cancer.

Cancer is actually not terrible, and there is no need to be afraid.

Believe in science and the medical skills of our doctors; In particular, we adopt the combination of traditional Chinese and western medicine, which is "walking on two legs" compared with western medicine, greatly improving the curative effect.

One thing is very objective and important: be optimistic, face it calmly, and don't be "overtired" about death. This is the law of nature!

As for the later period, even the later period of "wide turn", we should face it positively, overcome difficulties and give our families and society a sunny souvenir.

For the later "excessive rescue" treatment, it seems that it is better to give up peacefully!

If one day, I will choose to give up. Although giving up is very painful, it is better than doing all kinds of drug tests in the hospital. It's just that I'm healthy and sober. Who can I rely on when I am sick? Our generation has experienced all kinds of hardships. We believe that our life will eventually be spent peacefully. We are incurable because of physical illness. We must dare to face death, resolutely prevent our families from saving us, and prevent our children from doing unnecessary waste. Anti-electric shock, intubation, gas cutting, I see through life and death, just want to make myself simple and not give people trouble. I have prepared for a person's old age. I don't want to change my life at this point, because he has left. Remember in life! We are destined to be the last generation of filial parents, the first generation of people abandoned by their sons, and no one to take care of them when they are old. I just want to live a simpler life.

If I get cancer, I won't give up treatment, but it's not medication, but diet therapy, that is, nutritional therapy. Maybe some people say, mental derangement, can dietotherapy cure diseases? Besides, it's cancer, but it's not From the perspective of nutritional medicine, nutritional therapy can be cured. Cancer, people are made up of cells, cells are made up of nutrients and minerals, and people have cell diseases. The imbalance of cell nutrition leads to the inability of cells to renew and work normally. If adequate nutrition is provided and the cell renewal speed is accelerated, the cells can work normally and regain vitality, and the diseases in life will gradually get better. So if I have cancer, I won't go to the hospital for treatment. I must use diet therapy, that is, nutritional therapy. I am now recuperating with diet therapy, and my hypertension, migraine and hemorrhoids have all returned to normal through diet therapy. Only by changing bad living habits and eating habits, changing health concepts and cooperating with dietotherapy can we really solve the problem.