Help make up a funny cosmetic advertisement.

1. There is a slogan: "Good skin, drink eight glasses of water a day ..." A buddy forgot the name of cosmetics, but left the habit of drinking water, drinking eight glasses a day. A month later, the gentleman proudly said to us, look here, look here, and then a buddy pressed it with his hand, which was sure to be really swollen. ...

2. A female friend still doesn't understand why the phrase "he is better or I am better" is used in an advertisement. We gave her a negative explanation for a long time until everyone was red-faced and heartbroken, but the woman still looked puzzled-is it really good for two people to eat alone?

3. An old lady next door, who took some calcium supplement advertised, always carefully divided one tablet into five parts with a small blade, one in the morning, two at noon and two at night. While sharing, she said that one tablet is worth five tablets, so she supplements calcium every day, but my presbyopia is heavy again. ...

4. Going home at night, I heard the young couple quarreling next door: The woman said, do you wash clothes like this? Look what you washed! For a long time, I heard a man's wronged voice, saying that the advertisement didn't say it. The bubbles are all dead, and I'll die when I'm done! Women cry, you are a pig, and people say that bubbles are dry when they float. ...

There is also an advertisement with a long history. I remember there is a classic lyric in it. My classmates began to imitate it on a large scale when I was in the third grade of primary school. I often see a group of boys, strutting in groups of three or five, singing: "We are pests, we are pests …" A classmate sang in class and the teacher asked him to go out. I didn't see this pest come in until the next class. We all say that he was driven away by fortune. ...

6. A buddy said that he couldn't understand advertisements, and he didn't know what an advertisement was for half a year. A classical beauty, boating on the lake, talks about what spring is. After half a year, I finally understood. It turns out that there is a line of mosquito-like fine print below, which is limited company. This guy told everyone that I always thought it was an advertisement for wine. It is estimated that this advertisement was planned only after graduating from primary school.

7. One of my classmates belongs to the bold family. At that time, there was a popular saying on TV, "Do you want to know the taste of clearing your mouth?". He bought a box and asked the girl who had long wanted to go out to see a movie. At the cinema, he asked people if they wanted to know the taste of clear mouth. I guess there was movement inside, and the girl didn't hear it. When I came out to see this man again, I was already standing on the side of the road with a sad face. Everyone's guess is that the girl was sent home in the dead of night. I took the time to add, pitiful, I was left behind by passers-by before I could take out the box of candy. ...