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A mop's most powerful personal year-end summary: there are problems: good eating, good picking up girls, good playing cards and good drinking. Cause analysis: good food, good girl, good brand and good wine. Sum up experience: eat well, pick up girls well, play cards well and drink well. Rectification measures: good food, good girl, good brand and good wine. Direction of efforts: eat good food, pick up girls, play good cards and drink good wine.

In primary school, I played in the big yard after school. Adults ask after work, "Have you done your homework?" The answer was "no", so I was arrested. When I closed the door, I was slapped twice, and then the adults asked, "Is it fun?" A: "Fun", I just stopped and got a slap: "I haven't finished my homework yet, what's the fun? ! "。 I was arrested again. I was slapped twice when I closed the door. The adults asked again, "Is it fun?" Answer: "It's not fun", and then I got a slap: "Do you still want to play if it's not fun? ! "。

Once, because I had something to contact a classmate, but his number was not stored in my mobile phone, I sent a short message to another classmate who knew him very well, "Do you have XXX's phone number?" Then I waited patiently for a reply. After 5 minutes, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the short message and wrote a "yes". In desperation, I can only send a short message to this big brother again, "So, please tell me?" I waited another five minutes and received a reply. I can't wait to open it again, and the other two words are impressively written, "Good"!