Eight comic jokes, comics.

Although I don't know what you are asking, I hope it will help you:

52 symptoms of narutosis!

1, practicing calligraphy everywhere, even going to the toilet, causing finger cramps;

2. I like to draw the pattern of "Muye" everywhere;

Besides, I like doodling on my body. For example, draw a cat beard on the face, draw a cross on the forehead, draw a circle on the navel and draw a half body with a pattern;

4. I always want to use "Millennium Kill" on others when I see others squatting;

5. Think of using seduction to deal with teachers;

6. Roll your eyes and turn to cramps

7. Customize "sharingan" contact lenses everywhere.

8. He got pink eye and refused to see a doctor, saying that he inherited the blood of Uchihiro's family;

9, see the toad called Mrs. Wen.

10, staying up late every day, trying to be Luo in my eyes;

1 1, has a special feeling for sand, such as putting sand into the gourd when nothing happens;

12, loves to eat rare birds and animals, wants to seal them in his own body, and is condemned by environmental protection organizations;

13, likes to take spiral blades and iron gloves to the streets;

14, physical exhaustion during exercise, saying that he lacks chakra;

15, I always think that my chakra is very strong, and I want to climb up and down vertically when climbing trees. result ...

16, in order to practice spiral pills, people often play water polo and are regarded as idiots;

17, become passionate about Lamian Noodles, even though it was your favorite food before;

18, I have the habit of doodling on celebrity sculptures.

19, wear a high collar (black), and then cover your mouth with the collar;

20. I think my darts are accurate and I like to throw things around.

2 1, in order to download Huo Ying animation, abused his computer to crash;

22. The poisoned girl shouted, "Sasuke is so handsome!" Or "Kakashi is so cool!" Make the boys in the class extremely depressed;

23. I hope my tongue can stretch freely like orochimaru.

24. retort when others say they are fat: "I am fat, long live fat!" ! ! Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ "

25. Sit cross-legged on the ground and hold the ring with both hands when thinking about the problem;

26. From then on, I am no longer afraid of bugs crawling on my body;

27. I like to put the dog on my head;

28. Tie the tail of the neighbor's fox dog into nine segments and squash it;

29. Habitual movements are fingertips, just like young fields;

30. I think the task of buying food given by my mother is too low-level: "What, this is a D-level task!"

3 1, don't let the milk pass before drinking;

32. When you see the cliff, jump down and shout "Psychic!" Impulse;

33, yellow information, please delete when the moderator has a reason: "I am taking material for the novel!" " ;

34. I want to practice separation and split personality;

35. Always want to control others with shadows;

36. I like to use giant decorative ceiling fans as weapons;

37. Insist on calling Bruce Lee Xiao Li.

At the age of 38, he began to study acupuncture.

39. Shampoo should be "clairol" brand;

40. Reasons for being late for class: "I got lost on the road of life ...";

4 1. When I saw the two brothers, I couldn't help but go up and ask, "Who is the deity?" ;

42. I am infatuated with the poster of fire shadow on the wall every morning, which leads to being late for class every day;

43. You will be excited when you see fire, shadow, sound, left, cherry, pill and forbearance! There is also the word "konoha" in our Chinese book! ? Someone's language);

44. Compared with the students with poor grades, they said that K's "the crane tail is the crane tail, and this is your fate";

45. Compared with students with good grades. "I can only prove my existence if I surpass you, and my existence will not disappear as long as you come back" was kicked off;

46. Seeing that the magician was on fire, he screamed and asked him to teach himself fireball.

47. I was asked by my classmates if the person I like is surnamed Luo, because my desk is full of "I love Luo";

48. When you see a beautiful woman, you wonder if she is an old woman in her 50 s;

49. Wear a layer of cheongsam after wearing pants;

50. Girlfriend's eyes are serious and too supercilious;

5 1, likes to talk with the collar above the nose. ...

Wear sandals all day, even in cold weather.

Ichigo and Lulu were walking in the Elf Pavilion and happened to pass a restaurant. Lulu exclaimed, "Oh! How fragrant! " Ichigo asked, "Do you like it?" Lulu nodded affectionately. Ichigo said, "OK, let's walk in front of the hotel again."

Love time finally came to visit Bai Zai's house and accidentally broke a vase on the way. Bai Zi said coldly, "That's an antique!" "After listening, I breathed a sigh of relief:" Thank God, this is not new! " "

Aizen: "If the old man Yamamoto doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I will leave Jingling Pavilion!" " "

Chu Sen: "What did he say?"

Aizen: "He told me to leave here."

When Hua Taro first joined the quadruple team, he was very enthusiastic and answered questions for patients every day. One day he saw a patient lying in bed, so he went over and said, "Do you need any help?" The patient just made some vague noises. Hua taro continued to ask, but the patient still uttered that vague sentence. Finally, the patient gradually weakened and died. Mr. Hua Taro sadly told Captain Mao Zhihua about the death of the patient. The captain asked him to imitate what the patient said, and he imitated it seriously. The captain said, "My flowers are too bright. He said,' You are standing on my oxygen pipe!' " ! "

In order to show concern for the young god of death, the old man Yamamoto suddenly walked into the grass-roots canteen of Zhenyang Lingshu. In the canteen, he saw spring water and floating bamboo standing in front of a big soup pot and said, "Let me taste this soup!" "

"But ..." Spring water said.

Yamamoto: "But what? Give me the spoon "... then he took a long drink and cursed angrily:" Shit! How could you give this to the dead! ! ! This is just like brushing pot water! "

Chunshui: "I want to tell you ... but you have tasted it ..."

At the speech ceremony of the reconstruction of Jingling Pavilion, a royal family made a thought report: "... I am the son of the people in the soul world." : "I am from the spiritual world."

Suddenly, I heard that Dong Xiangang envied those who said lotus eloquence when he became the captain, but he couldn't tell jokes, so he went to a speech class.

One day, the teacher finished speaking and finally said, "My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but this woman is not my wife!" " "Everyone was shocked.

Then the man said, "She is my mother!" "Everyone smiled and applauded warmly.

Dong Xian is envious, so she also wants to try this interesting word. On this day, he went to the front of the line and tried to use this humor again. Suddenly, he found that he couldn't remember, but he still said loudly, "My best time was spent in a woman's arms, but she was not my wife!" " The players were stunned.

Dong Xian was very embarrassed. She was silent for almost ten seconds, trying to remember, but finally she couldn't figure it out and had to give up: "... I really can't remember who she is!" "

Wanderer: "Dad, I did a good thing when the patient came today."

One heart: "What good thing?"

Wanderer: "Li Xia accidentally put the thumbtack on the patient's chair."

One heart: "How did you do it?"

Wanderer: "I'm waiting by." As soon as the patient sat down, I quickly pulled the chair out from under his P-share. "

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