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Zhou Cang, Guan Yu and Guan Yu have a red hare, which travels thousands of miles every day, while Zhou Cang travels thousands of miles. How can Zhou Cang keep up with Guan Yu?
First of all, if Guan Yu rides a red hare and goes to Wan Li Road every day, Zhou Cang naturally can't keep up. I guess no one can keep up. Yunshang is alone and carefree.
Secondly, if it is a March to fight, then Guan Yu, as the main commander, has a great responsibility. Guan Yu had to order a camp, break camp, prepare weapons and food, and order a ban. How can he leave on a red hare?
Chapter 94 of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms mentions the marching speed, "Zhuge Liang broke Qiang with snow, and Sima Yi captured Mengda". Meng Da intends to arise and respond to the Shu army, and Kong Ming reminds him to beware of Sima Yi. Meng Da replied: "Wancheng is about 800 miles from Luoyang and 1,200 miles from the new city. If Sima Yi and Wen Da do anything important, they must show it to Wei Zhu. After going back and forth for a month, the city has been consolidated and the general and the three armies are in danger. " It can be seen that it takes a month for Sima Yi to March back and forth for 2000 miles, that is, more than 60 miles a day.
It can be seen that at this speed, the red rabbit can't play the special skill of "traveling thousands of miles a day". If you walk slowly, is there any reason why Zhou Cang can't keep up?
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