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Can you write a composition for me? Whether it is copied or picked up, about 600 words will do.

What's new in my family?

"Ha ha!" Let me tell you something new. Grandma actually learned to surf the Internet. Fresh, really fresh.

That day, I was about to go to the composition tutorial class when my grandmother suddenly asked me and said, "I see you play on the computer every day." What's the use? "

"Grandma, you don't understand this. This is called surfing the internet. "

"What can I do online?"

"How many! Chatting, watching news, playing games, looking up information, etc. It is countless! " I said vividly.

"Ok, let's go to class."

After 12, I came back. "Ah, grandma's gone. Where can she go? She has just arrived in Hengyang and is a stranger. How can she go out? " The more I think about it, the more anxious I am. I called several times, but no one answered. I was so worried. Gradually, I sobbed in a low voice. Suddenly, I heard a burst of laughter and followed the sound. "Ha ha ha" really made me laugh through tears. Guess what, grandma is watching jokes online! I ran to grandma and said to her, "Fresh, fresh, grandma … haha." I burst into laughter and finally stopped, so I deliberately opened the window and looked up: "Did the sun rise in the west today?"

"What's the matter? I don't believe what you said about surfing the Internet this morning, so I asked my neighbor Xiao Wang to help me adjust my computer. I'm watching a joke. Haha, that's funny. I didn't expect so many computer functions ... "Grandma was intoxicated.

"Don't you always say that these young people can't study well online?"

"Oh, I didn't understand. If I can't catch up with you, I will fall behind. "

"Ok, I will teach you online in the future."

"That's great! But I want to chat with others now, you can teach me. "

"No problem, it's my treat ..."

From now on, I can see my grandmother chatting and watching the news in front of the computer every day ... before long, my grandmother has eight netizens. Sometimes, I often compete with my grandmother for computer games. Every time my grandmother says, "Young man, you have a lot of time to study, let me have this old bones." I can't beat her. I have no choice but to let my grandmother. More than a month passed, and I saw that my grandmother was much younger. She is almost 60 years old, but like a 40-year-old, she has fewer wrinkles and smiles every day. I'm happy for her.

Grandma's surfing the internet is really a new thing!

In a corner of litchi park, a boy is standing there fishing. Suddenly, he slipped and stepped on a thick layer of moss and fell into the water with a bang. ...

Guess who that boy is? So is the next one. Listen to me slowly.

"Dad, today I will take my aunt to litchi Park to enjoy the scenery in the south, ok?"

I asked dad. "No problem, but you must finish this English test paper first." After that, my father pulled out a topic from behind like acrobatics, as many as the stars in the sky. "My God!" Dad didn't let me pass until I finished writing the English test paper.

When I felt the litchi park with my aunt with a fishing rod, it was almost 3: 30, and the Diaoyutai must be full! So we quickly ran into the gate of litchi park and rushed to Diaoyutai. But my aunt and I arrived at Diaoyutai, and the sign of "Manchu" was already hung on it. "What bad luck!" I muttered something in my mouth. Suddenly, my eyes lit up. Is there really no "feng shui treasure land" for fishing? I rushed over and jumped from the shore to a stone on the river. In fact, the "feng shui treasure land" I said for fishing is a big stone on the river. After standing, I immediately put the bait away and threw it into the middle of the river. This is really a "land of feng shui"! Sure enough, in less than five minutes, the buoy moved, and I quickly pulled the fishing rod gently. The power of eating a pole is not small, and it must be a big crucian carp. When the hook hooked its mouth, I quickly stood up, but I didn't expect my foot to slip and fall into the water. After choking a few mouthfuls of water, my aunt quickly reached out to me. I grabbed her hand and climbed up. When I climbed ashore, I quickly put away the fishing rod and fish that fell into the water! The big crucian carp just disappeared! You know, this is the first time I've caught such a big fish!

This is my winter vacation adventure.

It's sunny today, and white clouds are floating in the blue sky of Wan Li. How can we miss such fine weather?

After lunch, my family went to climb the back mountain with great interest. We walked up the stone steps and came to the top of Houshan Mountain. Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, the car runs on the road like a beetle. Houses are gathered there like matchboxes.

I was enjoying the sunshine of nature when suddenly the sound of cars speeding by came from the valley halfway up the mountain. I feel so strange: "Why is there a car here?" Look carefully, there is a highway about 200 meters between the valleys; This section of the road is very unusual, and the road surface is very flat and wide. The car sped by on the highway and soon disappeared without a trace. I wonder in my heart: "How can there be a road in the valley of two mountains?" I cried, "Mom and Dad, come and see! There is a road in the park! " When mom and dad heard the news, dad smiled and said, "Nan Nan, this section of highway is the' Jin Liwen' expressway just opened this year! The car went through the cave in front to Xi Shi and through the cave in the back to perform. "

I listened, and I couldn't help but open my mouth in surprise. Now the traffic is more and more developed, and even highways are laid between the valleys. It is a "road" flying north and south, and the natural barrier becomes a thoroughfare! Expressway brings people speed, safety and comfort. It will be much more convenient for everyone to go out in the future!

What a windfall today! You can also see Mercedes-Benz cars halfway up the mountain. How novel!

In the winter vacation that our students dream of, your parents will definitely take you to many places to play, but I spent at least half of the winter vacation at my home because of illness. However, just a few weeks before the winter vacation, in the evening, I went to Longgong Rock to play. Why did you come back like this? That's what happened.

On the last night of my gill inflammation, my friends came to my house to play. He saw that I spent this winter vacation at home, so he told me where he went, what he played, whether he was happy or not, and how he was there. I took photos of everything he said.

That night, I had a dream about visiting Longgong Rock: when I was in front of a cave with my mother, father and brother, three words "Longgong Rock" were engraved on the top of the cave. My brother and I jumped into the hole. There was nothing in the cave at first, but the deeper you go, the wetter and colder you will feel. When you walk for a while, your eyes will adapt to the darkness, and then you will see many stalactites. When you arrive at the end of the journey, a big dragon palace made of ice will appear in front of you (because it is cold in Longgong Rock, if you sprinkle water on the dragon palace every once in a while, you can keep the shape of the dragon palace. When I entered the Dragon Palace, I felt very cold, but I was attracted by the spectacular scenery. The only regret is that I was awakened by the alarm clock when I was preparing to sit on the throne of the Dragon King. I was woken up and thought for several seconds in the back seat, because the Dragon Palace was so beautiful.