Ask for some jokes about drunkards.

1, a drunk went home to open the door, groped around but couldn't find the keyhole. A policeman passed by and said, "Dude, do you want me to help you find the keyhole?" Drunk: "No! Just help me hold the building steady and make it stop shaking! "

2. When a person came home after drinking wine, he didn't look like his own door at first sight, thinking that he was mistaken, so he went downstairs to the street and called a rickshaw: "Please take me to the door of Room 306, Building * of * Community!" When the coachman took him there, he shouted, "I've been here before!" " "

3, a person lying drunk on the side of the road, sleeping soundly! When I woke up, I didn't know the way home I called my wife and asked her to pick me up. The wife asked her where she was and replied, "Lu sleeps beside me!" "

In the street, a dog licked the drunk's mouth after eating the delicious food around him. The drunk who seemed to wake up said, "Honey, don't kiss me until I sleep ..."

5. One day while drinking, a buddy went out to pee and held a small tree. After that, he tied the small tree inside when he tied his belt. The buddy tried to break free, but it didn't help. He is still saying, "Don't ... pull ... me, we'll call again 12."

6. A friend, drinking somewhere one day, suddenly lost his way home. He called his wife and said, come and take me home. The woman asked: Where are you? The friend said, nonsense! I know where it is. I'll call you. !

7. The drunk was walking on the railway, talking to himself: Why is this staircase so long?

8. A drunk walked carelessly, put his foot into a ditch by the side of the road and walked on. ...

A policeman reminded: "Brother, you are drunk! \"

Drunk: "Are you sure I'm drunk? \"

Policeman: "Of course! \"

Drunk: "I'm glad you're sure. I thought I was lame! " \"

9. The drunk was in the middle of the road, trying to roll up the white isolation line in the middle of the road and wobbling. How many times did he uncover it? Who lost it? The police don't care. ......

10, a drunk rolled into the street from the third floor, attracting many people to watch. Then the police came over and asked, what are so many people doing around here? Drunk answer: I don't know, I just arrived!

1 1. The driver of a double-decker car thought the drunk talked too much and asked him to find a seat on the upper floor. Soon, the drunk came down. Asked about the reason, the drunk said, "No driver is unsafe."