What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

1. When I was in high school, I was going up the stairs and accidentally slipped. I lost my center of gravity and threw myself forward. There happened to be a few boys in front of me. It was so hard that my face hit the front. On that boy's ass. . . The most terrible thing is that the moment I fell, I yelled: Damn! The moment my face hit his butt, before I could close my mouth, I took a firm bite of his butt. It was so strong that when I got up, my front teeth still ached. . . The boy was probably confused. He covered his butt and looked back at me blankly. . . So embarrassing! ! Then word spread, and for a long time, wherever I went in school, I was being pointed at by people. Look, it was the girl who bit someone else’s butt. . . Even now at high school reunions, this incident is still brought up for laughter

2. One day, my boss (brother) and I were having a daily conversation with each other, and we started talking on the phone. I was putting on my shoes and getting ready to go to his house. Some It was inconvenient, so I turned on the speaker phone. The boss often makes a few risqué remarks every day. The most common one is, I use the word "little penis" (those three words I'm afraid of being harmonized) x (sun) in your mouth. Unexpectedly, when the boss said this sentence that day, my dad happened to come back. Then I suddenly realized that he seemed to have heard this sentence, and immediately turned off the hands-free, and then hung up. However, my dad’s eyes and demeanor at that time were no longer normal! He looked at me with a very subtle expression, as if he had discovered some big secret in me. I feel that I may have to carry an extremely heavy burden from now on. The boss may no longer be my brother in their eyes! At that time, my dad had just finished taking off his shoes and asked, "Are you the boss?" No other words, just patted me and left. I smiled awkwardly and said, yes, I will go look for him tonight. My dad looked back and asked, will you be back in the evening? At that time, I wanted to jump out of the window. Why did I say that I wanted to find the boss? But I had to reply to him and said, I won’t come back. And I just wanted to leave quickly. But things don't end that simply. My dad looked a little embarrassed, and I was also a little flustered. At this time, he said, pay attention to safety and don't cause trouble in other people's homes. . . . make trouble. . . . make trouble. . . . I was furious at that time, and ran out directly. I turned around and said loudly, "Okay, I definitely won't!" ! ! When I got to the bottom of the building, I realized that I might not be able to wash it off! ! !

3. High school mathematics test. When I got my admission ticket before the exam, I saw that the seat number was No. 1. I felt so cold that I put it away. The exam was taken in my own school, and the teaching building was cleared as the exam room. I went around the teaching building, floor by floor, room by room, to find my own exam room. The order of the exam rooms was arranged online starting from the first floor. I searched the three floors and only found 17 exam rooms. However, I was 18 in the examination room, and then I ran up to the 4th floor with joy. I found the invigilator waiting for me at the entrance of the corridor with a smile on his face. Before I could say anything, the teacher asked if I was from the 18th exam room, and I said yes. He took a look at my admission ticket and said, come on, you are the only one in this room today - alone! ! Because I arrived early and there was still some time before the papers were handed out, two invigilators came around to chat and asked me two questions: Are you studying arts and science? Is it from this school? Answer: Academic theory. It's from this school. (Because there were several students from the school who were relatively poor in the same exam) Then the two teachers smiled knowingly. Everyone has seen the unpacking of test paper bags. The teacher showed the unpacking to the back wall of the classroom. Have you ever seen the teacher turn around and open it with a bad smile on your face? During the exam, one of the two invigilators took a seat behind me, and the other moved a stool and sat in front of me. From time to time, they stood up and talked together for a few words, and then sat back down. The math test was relatively weak. I basically finished it by the time I could hand in the paper. Except for the last question, I really couldn't calm down and think about it (you wouldn't be able to calm down if it were you), so I just wanted to hand in the paper and leave. When the two teachers realized that it was too early, they used various reasons to ask me to write it again, but they refused to accept it. They had to bite the bullet and pretend to check it a few times. In the end, the teacher had no choice but to ask me to write the last question because I didn’t finish it. After handing in the paper, he asked me: Is it enough to get an A? Me: That's enough. Teacher: Hand it over. When I left the examination room, I saw an inspector sitting on the fourth floor (smile). There were four people on the first floor, three invigilators, and one unlucky guy--

4. The story happened on a hot summer day. My parents and I went to my grandma’s house.

It was so hot that day, so I asked my mother for some money and happily ran to the store to buy ice cream. The store was still some distance away from my grandma’s house, and the sun was extremely poisonous, making me feel like I was about to catch fire. I carefully leaned against the wall and hid in the shade under the house, and trotted toward the store. As I was running, a few wooden boards appeared under my feet. I took a look and stepped on them, and then my whole body suddenly sank in. Everyone was confused at that time. Hey, what happened? Why are there so many flies around? What does it taste like? When I came to my senses, I realized that I had fallen into someone's latrine. Flies were buzzing around me, circling on my head, and the smell of shit was all around. It was getting thicker in the hot summer air, and it felt like it was radiating heat. I held on to the ground and crawled up from the pit. I felt like a radish that had just been pulled out of the ground and was still covered in fertilizer and soil. Then, avoiding people, he ran back to his grandma's house.

After I entered the yard, I didn’t dare to enter the house for fear of making the house dirty, so I yelled at my mother to let her out. After my mother came out, she was shocked when she saw me. First she saw the mud (shi) all over my body, and then she smelled something unspeakable and asked me what was wrong. I told her with a dumbfounded mentality that I had fallen into a shithole. I have to admire the greatness of maternal love. After my mother heard this, even though she disliked me, she still took me to take a bath and clean up my body. My dad, on the other hand, laughed like an asthmatic donkey. As a result, that afternoon became the most profound memory in my life. For example, the mist of shit, swarms of flies, an afternoon of bathing, discarded clothes, my mother’s eyes, and my father’s laughter. Since then, every time I go to my grandma's house and pass that place, I feel resentful and grateful at the same time. I resented why this family built the shit pit so weakly, and I was grateful that the shit pit of these two people was not that deep, so that I would not become the wronged soul in the shit. More than ten years have passed in the blink of an eye, and I have never mentioned this matter to anyone. Who can believe that a girl as beautiful as a flower once flew freely in shit?

5. When I was still studying, I liked to buy some fruit or something after lunch in the cafeteria, and eat it while walking back to the dormitory. Once, three or four classmates bought sugar cane together, and put the bagasse in transparent plastic bags before throwing it away in the trash can. The school store also uses these small plastic bags to sell popcorn in portions. A classmate who was not having dinner with him caught up from behind and quickly snatched the small bag from one of the classmates. He said "popcorn" in surprise and grabbed a handful of bagasse and stuffed it into the classmate before anyone could say anything. mouth,. . . A similar situation happened to this classmate three times! ! ! three times! ! ! three times! ! !