What's so funny? Introduce it to your buddy!

What's so funny? Introduce it to your buddy! The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" "My uncle said shyly," I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "One day, two old couples had a whim while eating: naked rice! Get back to your old feelings! * * * The old woman said: I still have a reaction! The nursing room is as hot as when I was young! The old man squinted and said, it's drooping in the soup! A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards! The child stole a parrot from a prostitute's house. As soon as he entered the door, the parrot called, Move! Seeing his mother, he shouted: The boss has changed, too! Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has changed! Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer! A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Brother Wei, with strong firepower, and jumped on the ceiling to let him succeed. A beautiful woman found lipstick too heavy, wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off! The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car. Twenty years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus, and everyone laughed at you for being ugly. Dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew over and pulled a piece of shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "Cao, you mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Cao! You shit and wear underwear! "A pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said, you will let you go if you eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly: You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't pull so much!

Are there any funny jokes to introduce? 1. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

The bus is so crowded that there is a woman standing at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . .

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

3. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

4. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

One night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, so I sent a short message to my friend and sister: "If you are depressed, please chat with me." Soon, my sister wrote back: "Well, what do you want to talk about? The topic is up to you. " I thought about it and replied happily, "Then let's talk about something heavier, such as-your weight!" After a moment's silence, the sisters sent back a short message, which said, "This is too heavy. Then let's talk about some superficial topics, such as your IQ! "

Dude, in Samsung? Don't want to explain too much Suzhou Samsung Electronics has a high basic salary, controls overtime, has no subsidies, and is tired. It is over; be doomed

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Are there any funny ghost films to introduce? The ghost films directed by Huang Baiming all belong to funny series.

Do you have a joke book? Let's introduce, thanks to Wulongyuan, Instant Noodle Superman, Doraemon, Destructive God and Laughing Campus (domestic cartoons).

Ask the handsome guys to introduce any interesting games. I don't think what is good is necessarily what you like. Let's talk about what kind of games we like. All the games I have played are comprehensive. I can recommend some good games of that type to you.

Dude is so professional, let's introduce Dell 15R. I wonder if you can provide your service number or express service code when you see your problem.

I will arrange a technical engineer to contact you as soon as possible, or you can consult directly on the platform we know.

Are there any funny movies to introduce? Korea color space 1, 2

Introduce some beautiful ancient jokes. Feng Menglong had Laughing House in Ming Dynasty and Laughing in the Woods in Qing Dynasty, both of which were good.