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What's the name of Mu Rongfu's grandfather?
In fact, where is Wang Yuyan going to see Mu Rongfu? Actually, it was Duan Yu who wanted to visit Mu Rongfu. Last month, when he learned that he was pregnant with a successful man, he missed Mu Rongfu even more. He endured for half a month, knowing that he shouldn't, but in his heart he reported,' I only went to see him and didn't say anything' and took Wang Yuyan to the Swallow Dock. He saw Mu Rongfu, but Mu Rongfu was strangely cold to him, and even every word was like a sword, which deeply hurt Duan Yu. There seems to be no memory of that night. Thought of here, Duan Yu pushed Wang Yuyan away. He stroked his lower abdomen and said to Mu, "Wan Mei, I'll take care of this. Take Ling Mei home. " "Brother," Zhong Ling seemed to see something, and suddenly said, "I heard that you were slapped on the chest, but why did his sister-in-law ..." Duan Yu smiled awkwardly, and I really didn't know how to answer. Wang Yuyan replied, "I forgot where Duan Lang was injured." Diffuse doubts, Yu Yan glanced at Duan. Turned around and whispered a few words to Mu Wanqing.
"Brother, sister-in-law, sisters have offended many people today. Have a good rest. " Say that finish Zhong Ling took Wood Wan Qing to leave.
After the two girls left, Duan Yu ordered all his entourage to step down and go to cure too much. At this time, only Wang Yuyan and Duan Yu are left. "Duan Lang, are you really okay?" "I'm fine, and so is he." Duan Yu stroking the lower abdomen, unconsciously a black wound came, and a few tears flowed out of her eyes. "Rosa, what do you think will happen if he knows?" Wang Yuyan stared at him, not knowing how to answer. But I remembered another important thing: "Duan Lang, I don't think this matter can be kept secret for long ..." Duan Yu looked up at her. Wang Yuyan went on to say, "Miss Zhong seems to know Duanmi today. I'm afraid I can't hide it from her. Even temporarily hide for a few months ... "Duan Yu nodded. After a pause, he shouted, "Ling Mei and Wan Mei, I know you are eavesdropping. Come out! "
Sure enough, Duan Yu's voice just fell and Jose came out from behind the two pillars respectively. "Brother, this is incredible! You are a man! " The problem is Zhong Ling. At this time, Duan Yu felt bitter: "It's ridiculous for a man to have children. How many people in the world can accept it? " But it's true at this time! "MuWanQing seems to still don't believe it. He hurriedly took Duan Yu's wrist and felt his pulse. After confirming that it was really a happy pulse, he immediately asked, "Brother, why is this?" Duan Yu repeatedly sigh, but can't make any answer. And Jose set their sights on Wang Yuyan. "Sister-in-law, what's going on? "Wang Yuyan stared at Duan Yu and said to them," It's a long story at this time. What's more, it belongs to your brother. He doesn't want to say it, and I can't say it. " "What?" This child has nothing to do with you? "
Wang Yuyan said nothing and nodded by default.
Ha ha ha ... A burst of laughter came from Wood, and Wan Qing and Zhong Ling followed the sound and chased him out. They just went to Mu Rongfu and came back waving a folding fan. "Cousin ... how did you ..." Duan Yu really flashed some joy at the moment he saw Mu Rongfu. He knew in his heart that he had to know that he was pregnant with a child, but when he saw his cold face, he understood that it was a smiling but ironic expression. He won't even admit it. Maybe he doesn't even know that he has anything to do with this child. "Mr. Murong, how could you ..." "I came to see my cousin." Mu Rongfu look light pick, Duan Yu see in the eye how not sad? "Thank you for your concern." "Cousin, I heard that you are pregnant, this is hasty! How's it going? Do you want my cousin to prepare some anti-abortion medicine for you? " Sure enough, he simply came to see Duan Yu jokes. He didn't care about that night, did he? "Cousin," Wang Yuyan couldn't help but want to say something. "Don't do this to Duan Lang, he ..." "By the way, cousin, isn't it time to congratulate you on becoming a father?" Wang Yuyan's words haven't say that finish, Mu Rongfu's ridicule came. "Tut tut, cousin, the child's father is you? Isn't it the Dali emperor and other concubines? " "Cousin, don't talk nonsense! There are no other concubines in Duan Lang! "
"There are no other concubines?" Mu Rongfu little smile, the bait hides the hook, "yes, my cousin's husband and wife can be pregnant, there is no need to keep any concubines. Cousin, I'm afraid you are the only emperor who can have children by himself except Wu Zetian. I admire being a man! " At Mu Rongfu's words, Duan Yu was so sour that he could hardly breathe. I want to say something, but I can't. I just pointed my index finger at Mu Rongfu, but I didn't know what to do next. "Cousin, what's the matter? Let me see your six-pulse Excalibur? This can't be done. Your body is too much for you now ... ""Cousin, don't go too far. Duan Lang's child is ... "
Wang Yuyan was stopped by Duan Yu before he finished. Duan Yu glanced at Mu Rongfu lightly and said slowly to Mu Rongfu, "Have you seen enough jokes? Murong, please go back. Rosa and I have something to say! " Duan Yu finally realized that Mu Rongfu was so indifferent to cool thin, and he also learned to be indifferent to him. "Oh, I really shouldn't be there when your husband and wife are chatting privately, but you husband and wife are afraid of being superficial?" Said as he pulled out the letter from his sleeve, Duan Yu's divorce certificate flashed in front of Duan Yuyan. "Cousin, your Duan Lang, Emperor Dali has divorced you!" Mu Rongfu's eyes swept Duan Yu's abdomen and continued: "It seems that you can't be a female father."
Wang Yuyan was surprised to see Ling Ran's letter: "Cousin, how can this be in your hand?" "Cousin, your Duan Lang wrote a divorce certificate here. Wouldn't it be unreasonable to stay here again? Why don't you come back to Yanziwu with me? " "No, I want to stay here, Wang Yuyan turned around and took Duan Yu's wrist. Mu Rongfu see in the eye, the heart is restless. He didn't know whether it was for Wang Yuyan or Duan Yu, but he was angry when he saw them so close. " "Childe, I didn't expect you to have such charm. My cousin has been divorced by you and wants to be with you! " Duan Yu angry stare at Mu Rongfu, palm clutching his lower abdomen after want to say something but didn't say. His mentality was realized by Wang Yuyan. Wang Yuyan patted Duan Yu on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Duan Lang, I will stay with you until the child …" Seeing this, Mu Rongfu drew his sword from his waist and aimed it at Duan Yu. "Cousin don't, Duan Lang he ..." Wang Yuyan immediately stood in front of Duan Yu. I didn't know Mu Rongfu's sword didn't have this item. Duan Yu just drew a circle in front of his eyes and stopped there. At this time, Wang Yuyan has been Duan Yu away. Mu Rongfu and Duan Yu looked at each other with a sword in the middle. All three people present were speechless. Wang Yuyan was too scared to speak at that time. Duan Yu is don't know what to say, Mu Rongfu assassin's mood is complicated. ...
"Mu Rongfu, don't hurt my brother!" Wan Qing and almost at the same time ran to the wood, at the same time, with the sound of "xian", Mu Rongfu's sword has been hit by a weapon hidden in the wood. "Mu Rongfu, what's wrong with my brother? You killed our father, but my brother didn't take revenge on you. Instead, I took you to the palace as soon as I ascended the throne and asked the doctor too much to treat your madness. Why did you assassinate him? " Mu Rongfu glanced at Mu Wanqing, picked up his sword and said lightly, "Can't I take my cousin away?" Mu Rongfu flustered also don't know how to think of this sentence. "Joke, your cousin is my sister-in-law now. Why did you take our sister-in-law? " Mu Rongfu threw out the divorce certificate and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "See for yourself!" After picking up the divorce certificate, Mu quickly glanced at the question Duan Yu wanted to ask. But see Duan Yu suddenly surprised by an emergency, backward. Wang Yuyan, who had just been frightened, could not help but move Tai Chi, and his face was slightly different. "Brother, are you all right?" Mu Wanqing and Zhong Ling are running around Duan Yu to help Duan Yu. Mu Rongfu swept away the corner of his eye and threw the sword out: "I will come up with a solution sooner or later for today!" " Mu Rongfu and roared off, Duan Yu looked at his back, the in the mind feel indescribable.
Wang Yuyan slowly let go of Duan Yu: "Duan Lang, are you okay?" Duan Yu just wanted to say something, but he skipped a pain in his abdomen. Although the mouth didn't say anything, but Wang Yuyan and others can see it from the look. Mu Wanqing quickly took Duan Yu's wrist to feel his pulse. When he felt that his pulse was very unstable, he knew that he had moved the tire air: "Brother, your pulse is unstable, I am afraid that you have moved the tire air." A flat tire? This can't be sloppy. This child is Duan Yu's only hope. Only this child can connect him closely with Mu Rongfu. To comfort him, you can imagine that Mu Rongfu once kept him in his heart. "Wan Mei, what should I do?" "Why? Brother, you are a man, you shouldn't be pregnant, and I don't know what mistake this God made to make you suffer what should be a woman's crime. In my opinion, it is better to ... ""No! " Wood wanqing words haven't say that finish, Duan Yu and Wang Yuyan shouted almost at the same time. Mu wanted to say something else, but he saw Duan Yu stroking his lower abdomen and slowly squatted down: "Son, believe me, no matter what the situation is, no matter whether he admits it or not, I will never give up on you ... Wang Yuyan leaned over slowly and said softly:" Duan Lang, in my opinion, it is better to go to the doctor to get more anti-abortion drugs. " ""Sister, what are you talking about? Don't tell the doctor too much that the current monarch of Dali is pregnant with a son? Why did you let your brother face it? Wang Yuyan said, "Wan Mei, go and tell the doctor too much that I'm pregnant with big prince and want to take anti-abortion medicine. "。 ""Rosa ... "Duan Yu stopped." So you can't leave? ""shall I go? where am I going? My parents are both dead, my cousin ... I might as well stay with you and watch the baby be born and grow up ... "
I thought that the doctor too much heard that the queen was pregnant and would immediately get the anti-abortion medicine, but I didn't expect the doctor too much to say that I had to go and explore it myself before I could configure the anti-abortion medicine. Duan Yu used internal force to prepare anti-abortion medicine, which naturally had little effect. But it was getting late, and he went to bed with a tired and injured body. Who knows that as soon as I reached into the quilt, I touched a paper bag. So I quickly lifted the quilt and saw that it was a paper bag half a foot square, square and tied with paper rope. Next to the paper bag is a piece of paper. Duan Yu picked up the note, the font on it was so familiar, but it also made him sad. "This package is a good anti-abortion medicine, and it must be fried with slow fire. Don't eat with spicy food. " Duan Yu don't understand, what does Mu Rongfu mean, as if to admit the child? No, he won't admit it at all. What's more, he may not know the relationship between the child and him. But if you don't admit it, why do it again? Is it sarcasm? Or pity?
Duan Yu is holding this medicine to prevent miscarriage. I don't know if it will work. If you don't have to rely solely on internal forces to protect the fetus, even if you save the child, it will have an impact. If you use it, if Mu Rongfu is worried about something, then ... No, Mr. Murong won't. Even if he doesn't know the relationship between the child and him, he won't ... no? Duan Yu's eyes suddenly flashed the scene of killing many lovers in Duan. These things will never be forgotten by him all his life. The bloody scene still lingers in front of his eyes. It was the first time that he had the idea of killing Mu Rongfu, but even so, his idea was only a flash. He still loved Mu Rongfu, let alone killed him, even though he saw himself getting thinner and hurt. He looked at the medicine in his hand again, hesitated for a long time, and decided to believe Mu Rongfu.
Medicine is ready, looking at the dark brown medicine soup, Duan Yu's heart is like a five-flavor bottle knocked over. Of the five flavors, he chose the sweet one. He would rather believe that Murong Fu really cares about him. So he avoided the other four flavors and slowly picked up the medicine bowl ... "Brother!" Duan Yu medicine was just about to go in when it was interrupted by this cry. He looked up and found Mu Wanqing. "Brother, this medicine can't be used!" "Wan Mei, what did you say?" "Just now, I found a masked assassin outside your bedroom. I played several rounds with him, but his martial arts was too high for me to catch him. But I can tell from his skill that he is Mu Rongfu. I fought with him in Xixia, and I will never forget him in my life. This medicine must be from him ... "Duan Yu nodded and said softly," I knew it was from him. " Duan Yu took a swig of the medicine. "Brother, you know ..." "I believe Mr. Murong won't hurt me, let alone the child ..." "Brother, don't forget that our father, you and my mother were killed by him. How could he not hurt you? What's your relationship with him? What does this child have to do with him? " Duan Yu went on with the rest and said simply, "Wan Mei, I'd better tell you the truth ..."
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